Why do all fat guys have small penises?

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Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Fatty Mc Fat User ID: 1066498 United States 08/12/2010 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Why do all fat guys have small penises? When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies?

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1066498 United States 08/12/2010 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? anyone?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 913186 United States 08/12/2010 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? To prevent said fat person from thinking their dong is a kielbasa sausage that they can eat.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1063609 Australia 08/12/2010 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Because your wanger doesn't just hang on the bottom of your gut. It is connected to stuff inside. So as the fat grows out, it covers the base of the wanger.
clear_eyes User ID: 1020806 United States 08/12/2010 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? so they cant breed very easily and make nasty little fat babies.
Mr Pants User ID: 1015613 United States 08/12/2010 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? You forgot Ron Jeremy.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 861369 United States 08/12/2010 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Nothing grows where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe being in the perpetual shadow of their enormous belly ceases growth.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 943798 United States 08/12/2010 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Explained as only an Aussie could!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 983292 Austria 08/12/2010 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? You forgot Ron Jeremy. Quoting: Mr Pants
Anonymous Coward User ID: 813194 United States 08/12/2010 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? How would you know this, is my question.
Atheist User ID: 1065938 United Kingdom 08/12/2010 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? You forgot Ron Jeremy. Quoting: Mr Pants That guy just is a penis. Atheist

The Commentator User ID: 587619 United States 08/12/2010 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies? Quoting: Fatty Mc Fat 1066498 So, have you measured ALL the penises of men you would call fat? And, have you had an obsession with the penis for long? non sufficit Orbis Being a zetatard means never having to make sense. "Nancy pays me to post on Her threads" Free Store admits to being a paid zetadrool shill NO max/bridget EVER!!!!! NO luser EVER!!! NO clunker EVER!!!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1054590 United States 08/12/2010 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies? Quoting: Fatty Mc Fat 1066498 Are you a male or female, OP?
Olibow User ID: 769657 United States 08/12/2010 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? They don't. They just have a lot more bulk around it. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~ From ED TV (1999) I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059520 United States 08/12/2010 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Do i have a small dick or are my legs just really big?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1026261 United States 08/12/2010 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? They haven't had the chances to work it out.

SweetLilTT User ID: 27789462 United States 07/07/2013 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? That's the way the game goes, Cracker. SweetLilTT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42978049 United States 07/07/2013 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? When they realize they have a small penis they try to forget with food and alcohol.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1230294 China 07/07/2013 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? you can grow your dick with dick pulling...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42977167 United States 07/07/2013 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Because the giant lump of fat on your pelvic bone covers half the shaft. That and they usually have bad circulation and can't get enough blood flow to fully engorge the shaft.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33701212 United States 07/07/2013 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? I will say this: I was a fat teenager and I thought I had a tiny penis. When I lost my weight in adulthood it was like I had suddenly grown a superdick.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1663367 Poland 07/07/2013 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? I think this is true. The opposite for tall, skinny guys.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38798897 Netherlands 07/07/2013 03:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? you can grow your dick with dick pulling... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230294
Prostetnik User ID: 39167259 Canada 07/07/2013 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? I have never noticed this, but then I have never been naked with a fat man.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42078439 United States 07/07/2013 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? its probably because a) the fat makes it look smaller and b) since they obviously dont work out, their blood circulation isnt as good so weaker boners
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42956156 United Kingdom 07/07/2013 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? I can see op standing next to jonah falcon in a club loo. Laughing at his belly then looking shocked when he glimses his dick. Jonah smiles. Zips up his pants and leaves op looking down at himself dissapointed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1949591 Canada 07/07/2013 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? I will say this: I was a fat teenager and I thought I had a tiny penis. When I lost my weight in adulthood it was like I had suddenly grown a superdick. Quoting: mind's eye ^^^^THIS^^^^ I can't speak for others but I had the same thought. I was fat in high school but lost it all by the time I was 17 and I too thought it had suddenly grown a good 3 inches at least. However it's not that it grows. It's the fat around the pubic bone that disappears. It only appears to grow. It makes sense.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42972267 Ireland 07/07/2013 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Fat pad devours it.
BoilerBloodline User ID: 38019835 United States 07/07/2013 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? Ummm totally not true. See Ron Jeremy. We are eternal all this pain is an illusion.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22611250 United States 07/07/2013 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? excess estrogen gives you little penis syndrome. many fat guys are loaded with extra estrogen, which can be a symptom of body and belly fat. you will also notice, fat men have large female shaped breast's, and a higher pitch voice.
Nam Marine User ID: 8413031 United States 07/07/2013 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises? For the same reason skinny guys have big ones,..... only different !
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