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Message Subject Pin THIS, Illuminati is after me. Escaped from DUMB and on the run.. The nobody got me out.
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Can you imagine how the illuminati meeting went down about this?

Dimly lit room right out of the x files. Guys in tailored suits sitting around a big table. Jilted speak like the agents from the Matrix.

"I assume everything is going as planned?"

"Yes number 1."

"I am still concerned."

"Proceed number 6."

"Not all will submit. Those among the enlighten will resist. Some in the military will cling to their oath. We need the power to quell the rebellion."

"I understand that Dr. Mengele can provide you the answer you seek. Dr?"

"Yes number 1. I have worked tirelessly to create a force that none shall be able to resist...GIANT SPIDERS."

"Giant Spiders? Are you fucking shit'n me? Giant freaking spiders, really? John don't tell me you knew about this?"

"You have to call me number 1! We all agreed on numbers!"

"Alright, NUMBER ONE, tell me this is a fucking joke."

"Well giant spiders are kinda...well..."

"Forget about it. I'm out of here. My son has soccer practice in the morning. I don't have time for this shit."

"Number 6, um, Dave wait! I rode here with you. If I have to call my wife to pick me up, she's gonna be pissed!"

"Wait you guys! Use the side door not the...garage door. God damn it"

"Number 1. That old lady across the street from you is staring at us. Should I, uh, close the garage door?"

"Number 3. Shut up."
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