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To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!

 
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To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
To all @ GLP...

My first half of this post is Rave. This site kicks @ss!! There's alot on here to raise the old Spock eyebrow. A little more then two years ago my browser ended up bringing me here.

How... IDK, but I'm glad it did. I left my home town w/all my friends behind almost 4yrs ago. Before I moved I guess I was what is known as a sheeple. Being a product of the U.S. Department of Education, it was a complete success story for tptb.

They taught me that they(the gov)would take care of me and keep me safe, protect all my rights that they allowed me to have, and if I didn't like the way things were going... To protest at the ballot box.

On 9/11 like all other sheeple, I just knew that the feds were gonna protect me and make things right. That all those "evil do'ers" hated me because I was free.

Well, like I said, I moved away from my home town about 4 years ago. Insted of spending all my time hanging w/friends, and spending all my extra cash partying at Ybor every weekend... I found myself in the sticks with not much to do.

So, I bought me my first computer, and started streeming an old am news radio station so I could hear what was going on back home. I stumbled upon a show called Coast to Coast(yes I know... Snorry)and thought it sounded pretty cool, so I started to tune in all the time.

One nite some long winded guy who sounded like he was getting ready to have a stroke was on there talking, and telling me that martial law was coming any day, and that everything I'd been told my whole life was a lie.

Yes... It was him, mr.fearfactor himself. I was like WTF!!! Let me go check out this guys website with my shiny new computer. Oh s#it!!! WTF!!! Look at all this stuff that is NEVER on the news, this guy isn't bulls#iting at all.

Then I started going to some the other sites. It took about 2yrs untill I found this one. I'M F'en HOOKED!! I have learned more in the past 2years about all kinds of things, then in my intire life.

This place is the shizzy. I signed up after the first year but never upgraded because all the stuff I heard about paypal(prolly b/s), and mostly jus post as an AC. My IP will chang when I turn my computer off so all the flaming about this being a ass kissing thread is unfounded.

I just wanted to say thank you to all the mods, most of the member, and fellow AC's. This place puts things in to perspective for the newly awakened. Of course I now have more cans of tuna, jars of peanut butter, guns, ammo, and pages of other stuff that I'll prolly never need, but wtf, it's better then what I was spending my scratch on.

I could go on and on about how cool this place is, but I want to save some space for the bulls#it.

Now for the rant...
It's the posters on this board that talk shit about this site. WTF!!! GTFO if you don't like it, go somewhere else. I'm sure you would enjoy yourselves more with likeminded people. No the f&%k you won't and you know it. That's why your here just like the rest of us.

So chill the f&%k out. Yeah, even a newb like me has heard the rumors, even if they were true... So the f&%k what??? Facebook is a spook gig, and I have no problem at all linking to GLP, or any other site to spred the word of all the corruption going on in this country, and around the world... I call it s#itting in their front yard.

For the other ones talking smack about GLP as far as free speech... Where the hell else can you get away with saying half of what is allowed here.??? For real, I'd like to check it out. like I said... I'm a newb, but after 4yrs of looking, I haven't found one!

BTW, there's another group of posters I'd like to address:

STFU about my BACON!!! I'm not gonna stop eating it because some asshat thinks I'm a swine for eating it. Dumbasses, I'm higher on the food chain. I eat shark, alligator, pu$$y and pigs. I'm a gross nasty MF'er. So f&%king what??? Because when TSHTF... You'll be wishing you had some of my nice crispy bacon no matter what you think about it now.

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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
whatever
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.
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08/15/2010 09:48 PM
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.
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That's newb, not n00b, you assburglar.
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08/15/2010 09:49 PM
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congrats OP......glad you found us....welcome home hf


btw there is really only 5 AC's on shift at a time rockon
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Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.

That's newb, not n00b, you assburglar.
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And you'd know all about those types wouldn't ya?
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08/15/2010 09:51 PM
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STFU about my BACON!!! I'm not gonna stop eating it because some asshat thinks I'm a swine for eating it. Dumbasses, I'm higher on the food chain. I eat shark, alligator, pu$$y and pigs. I'm a gross nasty MF'er. So f&%king what??? Because when TSHTF... You'll be wishing you had some of my nice crispy bacon no matter what you think about it now.

rant
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clappa
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assburglar.
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One of my all-time favorite epithets. New fave: moon cricket.
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.

That's newb, not n00b, you assburglar.

And you'd know all about those types wouldn't ya?
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Leave me out of your homo-erotic fantasies.
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assburglar.


One of my all-time favorite epithets. New fave: moon cricket.
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" I eat shark, alligator, pu$$y and pigs"


1rof1
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Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.

That's newb, not n00b, you assburglar.

And you'd know all about those types wouldn't ya?

Leave me out of your homo-erotic fantasies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1069424

Aren't you the one who dreamed up the assburglar thing first? Yes, yes you did. Guess you're having them fantasies all on your own.
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08/15/2010 09:57 PM
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I to stumbled on this site. I don't remember my user name then, it was over two years ago. I find common ground with your rants. I was called an american whore today by one of them. I could give a rats ass what color you are,what ethnic background you are, if your rich or poor. If you drive a yugo or bmw. I do love to hear what people say except the holy-er than thou ass hole or the offical spell checker. I never said I was a smart girl but I want to know the truth and I want it now----Yes, some is bullshit but who cares, it makes it interesting trying to figure it out. I am a shill to, a troller sometimes but it is all good,this site rocks! I am concerned about that dude who posted an hour ago about committing suicide-I can't find the post. I really hope that person changes his or her mind.......
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08/15/2010 09:59 PM
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
I to stumbled on this site. I don't remember my user name then, it was over two years ago. I find common ground with your rants. I was called an american whore today by one of them. I could give a rats ass what color you are,what ethnic background you are, if your rich or poor. If you drive a yugo or bmw. I do love to hear what people say except the holy-er than thou ass hole or the offical spell checker. I never said I was a smart girl but I want to know the truth and I want it now----Yes, some is bullshit but who cares, it makes it interesting trying to figure it out. I am a shill to, a troller sometimes but it is all good,this site rocks! I am concerned about that dude who posted an hour ago about committing suicide-I can't find the post. I really hope that person changes his or her mind.......
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no worries...that was a suicide bot hf
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08/15/2010 10:00 PM
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
its ok to fuckin cuss dude. moshpit
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08/15/2010 10:01 PM
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Of course you're a noob, what a surprise.

That's newb, not n00b, you assburglar.

And you'd know all about those types wouldn't ya?

Leave me out of your homo-erotic fantasies.

Aren't you the one who dreamed up the assburglar thing first? Yes, yes you did. Guess you're having them fantasies all on your own.
 Quoting: Indicates

No sweetie.. I'm too butch for you. Now if you had bacon flavored boobies??? Mayby I could help you out???
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08/15/2010 10:03 PM
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its ok to cuss dude. moshpit
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just testing the new swear word filter bot.

AC #3 hard at work sirs.
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
I to stumbled on this site. I don't remember my user name then, it was over two years ago. I find common ground with your rants. I was called an american whore today by one of them. I could give a rats ass what color you are,what ethnic background you are, if your rich or poor. If you drive a yugo or bmw. I do love to hear what people say except the holy-er than thou ass hole or the offical spell checker. I never said I was a smart girl but I want to know the truth and I want it now----Yes, some is bullshit but who cares, it makes it interesting trying to figure it out. I am a shill to, a troller sometimes but it is all good,this site rocks! I am concerned about that dude who posted an hour ago about committing suicide-I can't find the post. I really hope that person changes his or her mind.......
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no worries...that was a suicide bot hf
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1rof1 That's what I'm talking about!! Classic GLP right f&%king there!!, and to the poster above in this quote... cheers
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08/15/2010 10:06 PM
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I've got his cam working but the mic is a bit fuzzy. anyone else up and running?
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08/15/2010 10:10 PM
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I've got his cam working but the mic is a bit fuzzy. anyone else up and running?
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10-4 roger ac #1 bot
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08/15/2010 10:11 PM
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I've got his cam working but the mic is a bit fuzzy. anyone else up and running?
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Don't worry, I'm just laughing my ass off. BTW, to make sure your cam link is working... What flavor doritos am I eating. I wouldn't want you to have the wrong back trace going on.
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08/15/2010 10:21 PM
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I've got his cam working but the mic is a bit fuzzy. anyone else up and running?

Don't worry, I'm just laughing my ass off. BTW, to make sure your cam link is working... What flavor doritos am I eating. I wouldn't want you to have the wrong back trace going on.
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you are not eating doritos Butch....from my angle i see a can of tuna and some peanut butter....oh and a case of ammo to ur left
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08/15/2010 10:30 PM
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I've got his cam working but the mic is a bit fuzzy. anyone else up and running?

Don't worry, I'm just laughing my ass off. BTW, to make sure your cam link is working... What flavor doritos am I eating. I wouldn't want you to have the wrong back trace going on.

you are not eating doritos Butch....from my angle i see a can of tuna and some peanut butter....oh and a case of ammo to ur left
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1069461

WTF!!! How did you do that??? now I have to wrap my monitor in tin foil. but how will I see what's going on??? blink
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08/15/2010 10:47 PM
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wow ...

another planted seed reaching for the sunlight ...

selah
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wow ...

another planted seed reaching for the sunlight ...

selah
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1rof1
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Re: To GLP... Half Rave Half Rant from a Newb. Just Saying!!
What took you so long Sparky? Please tell me you're 15 years old.

Talk about coming late to the party.

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