Whats the weirdest dream you ever had?

Whats the weirdest dream you ever had? I never remember dreams when I awake for more then a few minutes, a day at best. However I had a dream in march of this year that I remember like it was last night. In the dream it's sometime after 2012. A friend and I are just trying to survive, crime is the rule of the land and it's every man for himself. the shopping malls are all empty and people are preying on one another like animals. My friend and I are walking past a group of people and with them is an old man that starts talking to me about God and salvation, talking hard and fast in order to keep my attention, while he's doing this his people surround me and start picking at me, going through my pockets, trying to get my clothes or whatever else I may have. I'm in trouble I thought and notice my friend had run off and left me. Suddenly I hear the roar of a car engine,I look around and an old 72 GTO slides up sideways next to me with the passenger door open, my friend at the wheel. Get in fast he yells, I vault over the crowd and dive in, we fishtail outa there fast. As soon as we're safe I ask " where the hell did you find a car that still runs?" I ask. ( gas is rare ) He just grins and points over his right shoulder with his thumb. I look in the backseat and theres a very skinny half naked man with his hands tied behind his back a duct tape over his mouth.His face is painted white like mimes use and theres blues stripes under each eye. ( a sign of his tribe ) When I see him I shout for joy a pound on the dashboard yelling WOO HOO, " we may actually eat tonight." "We only eat if we make it onto the compound." my friend reminds me. I go cold inside at the tought. After a few miles we come a dirt road, theres nothing to block enetering, so we turn onto the road that leads to the compound, both of us sick with fear. We make it about fifty feet when two men suddenly appear on either side of the car with guns drawn. Both have on the same white pancake on their faces but with no markings." Good day to die aint it boys" he says and raise his gun at my friends head. My friend makes the same over the shoulder point motion at the back seat of the car. The man with the gun looks in and starts laughing and slapping his knee. " You bays go right on up, he'll be glad to see ya" We drive a coulple miles and come up on a decent looking farm house, an old man in a wheelchair and a semi-auto gun of some kind in his lap. His face also pancaked. ( they all are, it's a mark of their tribe. )" You made it this far" he says matter of factly. "yeah, we have something he might wanna see." The old man nods at one of his white faced attendants who walk up to the car and looks at our pisoner in the back seat, they get all excited and yelling, ( caint hear whats being said ) the old man in the wheel chairs rolls up to the car, looks in, and with hate in his eyes says " Go get him boys." Someone runs into the house and in a few minutes "he" comes out, he's got pancake white on his face same as everone, except he's got one red stripe under each eye. He stares into the back seat a couple minutes, then tells my friend, " ya know, I think I'm gonna let you two boys live, hell I'm even gonna let ya have a goody bag." He turns to one of his followers and says " goody bag" The attendant runs off, and a couple minutes later returns with a small burlap sack about the size of a five pound sack of flower. The attendant throws it into my friends lap as ( he )? retrives his prize from the back seat. " You boys need to leave now, unless you wanna watch this." " No thank you sir" my friend says barely able to speak from fear. " then get!" As we drive away we hear screams. A mile or so from the compound, as soon as it's safe we stop and open the goody bag. Inside we find a pint of whisky, quarter oz of pot, some bubble gun and a wad of meat thats probable road kill or worse. About this time I wake up in a cold sweat and shake'n. Don't know what it means, if anything, but it scared the hell outa me. Anyway, Thats the weirdest dream I've ever had and I can recall ever detail like it was this morning. Your turn.