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### SQUAT ON THE POT! DO NOT SIT! - Why The West Has so Many Health Problems ###

 
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### SQUAT ON THE POT! DO NOT SIT! - Why The West Has so Many Health Problems ###
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Re: ### SQUAT ON THE POT! DO NOT SIT! - Why The West Has so Many Health Problems ###
OK OK OK, I will squat and totally think of you the next time I do it...lol.

Actually, it's true and I already knew that. Thanks

Thank you for keeping an eye on our asses....LMFAO I made that up...h aha ha hah haha
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bump

Go with nature not against it.
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I find it difficult to read the paper squatting.
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08/20/2010 06:24 PM
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bump

Go with nature not against it.
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Is it ok to shit standing straight up while in the shower?
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I find it difficult to read the paper squatting.
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My gramps was a proctologist. He always said he paid for his house rebuilding the assholes of people who read on the toilet.
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Believe it. Lived 4 years in Taiwan and used squat toilets a lot.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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08/22/2010 07:27 AM
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bump for good health.
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08/22/2010 07:28 AM
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No thanks.

I like to relax and have a good wank while the last drop falls out.
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giggles

lol but then your legs hurt if your full of shit!! LOLOLOLOL
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No thanks.

I like to relax and have a good wank while the last drop falls out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980366


Nothing like multitasking.

damned
Fancy meeting you here!
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bump
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OP don't share your pot, problem solved.
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Is it ok to shit standing straight up while in the shower?
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thats got to be wrong.............
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The higher the payload drop, the higher the piss wave that splashes your ass.
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Had to do this a few times in my life when the 'roids were killing me. Sometimes I'll transition between squatting and sitting if one or the other isn't doing the job at the time. Notice how certain animals squat and move on like it's no big deal. Really, it's no big deal.
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I find it difficult to read the paper squatting.



My gramps was a proctologist. He always said he paid for his house rebuilding the assholes of people who read on the toilet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977661

Your gramps sounds like a real prince.
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Re: ### SQUAT ON THE POT! DO NOT SIT! - Why The West Has so Many Health Problems ###
Pray to Allah, submit and obey!
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squat did you say? ratdance
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The higher the payload drop, the higher the piss wave that splashes your ass.
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flush after you piss before you drop s226
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An Eastern toilet also know as a squat toilet .
How to Use a Squat Toilet
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Buy one from Amazon !
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Hummm, i wonder if some sort of platform could be built around our existing toilets to turn them into squatting toilets UE???
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I find it difficult to read the paper squatting.



My gramps was a proctologist. He always said he paid for his house rebuilding the assholes of people who read on the toilet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977661

rimshot
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Dont even want to post this but just had to reply. I read this about an hour ago. I had to go potty not long ago and remembered this post. I felt like a idiot but I squatted on my toilet. I put one foot on each side of the toilet seat. And this being my first time, yes it felt weird as hell squatting on my toilet seat to go potty. BUT... when i went I felt NO resisitance in my booty hole. Usually I feel stretching but this time nothing, just open and go. I usually sit and make sure my cheeks are open so I dont get shit residue on my cheeks so this felt weird for this reason also. I actually think I will keep doing this lol .. no one else will know about this. But you guys here. but damn it, thank you for posting this.
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But us westerners are to big. don't want to crack the toilet bowl.
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mw3
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You really think a 300lb Walmart waddler can hover over a toilet? Squat toilets require decent leg muscles...
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True.. i dont see how big people could do this. Im 5'3" and 125lbs. I played softball for 9 years and still have great leg muscles :) And im 27.. But look 19 or 20 :) I take care of myself with little effort :)
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Is it ok to shit standing straight up while in the shower?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977661

you will get teh muddy feet
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: ### SQUAT ON THE POT! DO NOT SIT! - Why The West Has so Many Health Problems ###
And this whole time I thought it was dominoes and weinershnitzel.

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