Eeeeeeeeeverybody wants ascension.
Eeeeeeeeeverybody wants to be saved.
Old age Rapture-ists.
New age Alien-ists.
Buddha Reincarnation-ists.
Everybody.
And with such convenient self-fulfilling prophecies too.
Eternal immortality with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Wow, it's funny how that's eeeeeeeeeeverybody's same ultimate desire.
And the same ultimate goal of all the different religions and spiritual teachings too.
All of 'em.
Wow, so I guess a desperate desire/quest for immortality must be some kind of recurrent mythological archetype that's endemic to mortals.
Pretty persuasive evidence right there that it's hooey.