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Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(

 
Yuck!
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08/27/2010 05:48 PM
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Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Had some bad pizza....thank goodness it was only one slice, what would have happened if I ate more!!!

Anyway.... flush
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08/27/2010 05:49 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
salmonella prob. eat 3 tbsp of honey at least.
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08/27/2010 05:50 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Apple cider vinegar and honey in a full glass of water multiple times per day.
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08/27/2010 05:51 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Try this:

Put 2 parts worcestershire sauce, 1 part honey and 3 parts tabasco in a bowl. Mix it thoroughly. Put your index finger in the bowl then ram your finger up your ass. This will release the enzymes in your body that will cause your colon to constrict thereby relieving the diarrhea.
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08/27/2010 05:52 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
4 doses of myralax mixed into a quart of water. Chug it
This will completely flush everything below your stomach. Dont leave home.
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08/27/2010 05:52 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Apple cider vinegar and honey in a full glass of water multiple times per day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052269


Those ingredients I have on hand. Thanks! hf
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08/27/2010 05:53 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Eat a block of sharp cheddar cheese.
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08/27/2010 05:55 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
activated carbon pills.
works 100%

cheap and effective, do not overuse them, as they are absorbing nutritional elements from food.

stop taking them as sson as you start feeling better.
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08/27/2010 05:56 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
i wish i had diarrhea.
i NEVER shit.
Moja

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08/27/2010 05:56 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
banana with yogurt........one dose and you'll be fine.
Save the world kill humans
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08/27/2010 05:57 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
try lemon juice, to eat rice.
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08/27/2010 05:59 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Rice
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08/27/2010 06:00 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
any pain killer with codeine in it ...clogs the system up nicely :)
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08/27/2010 06:02 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Have a friend go to the store and buy you some diarrhea medicine (generic = loperidamide I think.)
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

:enaid11:
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08/27/2010 06:02 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
any pain killer with codeine in it ...clogs the system up nicely :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1075974

oops just realised your greek and if I remember correctly from my time there in the 90's painkillers with codeine are not available
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08/27/2010 06:03 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Cayenne pepper (1 tsp) in hot water. Three cups a day.

Will be rough at first (stay at home) but you'll be fine later.

Next day: just B.R.A.T. - Bananas. Rice. Apple-sauce. Toast.
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08/27/2010 06:05 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Have a friend go to the store and buy you some diarrhea medicine (generic = loperidamide I think.)
 Quoting: Enaid


This only holds it in. He should be flushing it all out.
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08/27/2010 06:05 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
BRAT diet - Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast. Google it. Natural remedy for...um...er...your unfortunate condition.
zombieintraining

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08/27/2010 06:07 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Have a friend go to the store and buy you some diarrhea medicine (generic = loperidamide I think.)


This only holds it in. He should be flushing it all out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1081404

Grooooooossss!!!
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08/27/2010 06:11 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Smear some of your diarrhea on your face, then look in the mirror. That will cure it.
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08/27/2010 06:12 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Simply FAST

No food only water.

To each cupful add a pinch of sugar & salt. This is to balance your bodies electrolites.

Look up "rehydration solution" used for third world dysentry.
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08/27/2010 06:14 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
UR ALL FUCKING RETARDED
1 SLICE OF FRESH GINGER, CHEW THE FUCKIN THING UP SWALLOW THE JUICE, SPIT OUT THE GRISTLY FIBERS... YOUR CESSPOOL GUT WILL BE DISINFECTED NATURALLY AND NO GURGLES WITHIN 5 MINUTES OR SO EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE LAST SMALL JUICY SQUINGY PURGE
FUCKING STUPID SUGGESTIONS...
TRY THE SHIT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS EH TARDS?
>>>GINGER
FUCKN EAT IT.
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08/27/2010 06:16 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
piss in a glass and wash your hair in it. Then stick 3 boogers in each air, 10 hail marys and youll be fine
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08/27/2010 06:18 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
White rice and bananas.
Anonymous Coward
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08/27/2010 06:27 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Two words.....



PANCAKES , no butter and minimal maple gravy.

shitstream fight
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08/27/2010 06:28 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
keep shitting.

that usually works.

you'll run out of stuff to shit out eventually.
TunafishSammiches

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08/27/2010 06:32 PM

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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
A cork.
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08/27/2010 06:34 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
BRAT diet

Bananas, plain boiled rice, applesauce, toast...
Anonymous Coward
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08/27/2010 06:36 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
Had some bad pizza....thank goodness it was only one slice, what would have happened if I ate more!!!

Anyway.... flush
 Quoting: Yuck! 1081514

I've found that drinking massive quantities of Corexit has really helped eliminate my stomach problems, in fact, it eliminated my stomach! No more problem!
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08/27/2010 06:37 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
aloe vera juice/gel
helps a lot!
hf
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08/27/2010 06:37 PM
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Re: Help! Home remedies for the worst diarrhea EVER? :-(
spearmint tea

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