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nicole
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mesquitoes are a conspiracy
I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all.


chances are you've been bitten by one of these fuckers, what you didn't know is they are actually robots comprised of microscopic parts.

the plan is to steal your DNA, they are creating a massive listing of everybody and analyzing you and your families DNA.

The next step is massive cloning and inbreeding. Just wait, it's true, an army of yous. FUCKING MOSQUITOES 5a
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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ahhh
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
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the plot for 2012 is to kill us all off and replace us with our mesquitoe clones, the pieces are falling into place CANT YOU SEEEEEEE?
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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no but really, it itches so bad I wanna die.
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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no but really, it itches so bad I wanna die.
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I got bit by one the other day, left a round red spot the size of a dime on my back!
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No damn it----fly's are the real conspiracy theorist====ask them......
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I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all.
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Ummmm. This wasn't your roommate was it?
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I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all.


Ummmm. This wasn't your roommate was it?
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I am the mental patient...
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all.


Ummmm. This wasn't your roommate was it?

I am the mental patient...
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Okay, whew! You had me worried there for a second. 5a
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I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all.


Ummmm. This wasn't your roommate was it?

I am the mental patient...
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hf


Nanobots do exist. They made "bee" robots quite a while back so I wouldn't be surprised at the level of sophistication they are capable of today.
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Well since nano denotes 1e-9 and in the context of the dimension of an object then you are talking nanometers. That's really fucking small. So what if the mesquitoes are real but they have been implanted with these nanites to wreak havoc on your body to turn you into a mindless drone?

Meaning the mesquito would shoot you full of nanites.

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Well since nano denotes 1e-9 and in the context of the dimension of an object then you are talking nanometers. That's really fucking small. So what if the mesquitoes are real but they have been implanted with these nanites to wreak havoc on your body to turn you into a mindless drone?

Meaning the mesquito would shoot you full of nanites.
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lollll!
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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Once they control you then you will walk down to the DNA depository and give them all the DNA they could ever want. You could even go around spraying banana juice on other people drawing in the nanite infested mesquitoes essentially picking targets of high value. I mean let's face it, who the hell wants a bunch of homeless people's DNA?
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Once they control you then you will walk down to the DNA depository and give them all the DNA they could ever want. You could even go around spraying banana juice on other people drawing in the nanite infested mesquitoes essentially picking targets of high value. I mean let's face it, who the hell wants a bunch of homeless people's DNA?
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banana juice eh?
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Yeah, it's better than the "elephant juice" on that other thread....bleh.
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hahah jerk you kill me




but not as good as mesquitoes do
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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[link to www.vitacost.com]

Use it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house.
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

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[link to www.vitacost.com]

Use it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house.
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but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part
"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie

"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind." - Yagyu Jubei

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

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[link to www.vitacost.com]

Use it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house.

but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part
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I think they are in cahoots with the bedbugs
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[link to www.vitacost.com]

Use it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house.

but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part


I think they are in cahoots with the bedbugs
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sleeping monster

You may be right. scream

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