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mesquitoes are a conspiracy | |
| nicole Offer Upgrade  User ID: 1080510  United States08/27/2010 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all. chances are you've been bitten by one of these fuckers, what you didn't know is they are actually robots comprised of microscopic parts. the plan is to steal your DNA, they are creating a massive listing of everybody and analyzing you and your families DNA. The next step is massive cloning and inbreeding. Just wait, it's true, an army of yous. FUCKING MOSQUITOES  "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1020518 United States08/27/2010 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| cjrocks User ID: 1074983 United States08/27/2010 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/27/2010 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the plot for 2012 is to kill us all off and replace us with our mesquitoe clones, the pieces are falling into place CANT YOU SEEEEEEE? "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/27/2010 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no but really, it itches so bad I wanna die. "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1081642 United States08/27/2010 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1081740 United States08/27/2010 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| I am Free? Maybe User ID: 1064973 United States08/27/2010 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1047745 United States08/27/2010 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/27/2010 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047745Ummmm. This wasn't your roommate was it? I am the mental patient... "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1047745 United States08/27/2010 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1020518 United States08/27/2010 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spoke to a mental patient today and learned of an unknown attack on us all. Quoting: nicoleUmmmm. This wasn't your roommate was it? I am the mental patient...  Nanobots do exist. They made "bee" robots quite a while back so I wouldn't be surprised at the level of sophistication they are capable of today. |
| EffenJerk User ID: 1047745 United States08/27/2010 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Meaning the mesquito would shoot you full of nanites. Last Edited by EffenJerk on 08/27/2010 10:40 PM |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/27/2010 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well since nano denotes 1e-9 and in the context of the dimension of an object then you are talking nanometers. That's really fucking small. So what if the mesquitoes are real but they have been implanted with these nanites to wreak havoc on your body to turn you into a mindless drone? Quoting: EffenJerkMeaning the mesquito would shoot you full of nanites. lollll! "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| EffenJerk User ID: 1047745 United States08/27/2010 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once they control you then you will walk down to the DNA depository and give them all the DNA they could ever want. You could even go around spraying banana juice on other people drawing in the nanite infested mesquitoes essentially picking targets of high value. I mean let's face it, who the hell wants a bunch of homeless people's DNA? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1020518 United States08/27/2010 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once they control you then you will walk down to the DNA depository and give them all the DNA they could ever want. You could even go around spraying banana juice on other people drawing in the nanite infested mesquitoes essentially picking targets of high value. I mean let's face it, who the hell wants a bunch of homeless people's DNA? Quoting: EffenJerkbanana juice eh? |
| EffenJerk User ID: 1047745 United States08/27/2010 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/27/2010 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahah jerk you kill me but not as good as mesquitoes do "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| Sandi_T User ID: 873093 United States08/28/2010 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.vitacost.com] Use it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house. No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
| nicole (OP) User ID: 1080510 United States08/28/2010 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.vitacost.com] Quoting: Sandi_TUse it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house. but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson [email protected] |
| Chawlee User ID: 1082068  Switzerland08/28/2010 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.vitacost.com] Quoting: nicoleUse it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house. but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part I think they are in cahoots with the bedbugs |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1039687 United States08/28/2010 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.vitacost.com] Quoting: ChawleeUse it today, and the swelling and itching will be gone by tomorrow. It's called "drawing salve," and it used to be a common staple in every house. but they already have my DNA.....that's the worst part I think they are in cahoots with the bedbugs   You may be right.  |
