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Vagina-worshipping religions

 
Anonymous Coward
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Vagina-worshipping religions
Anyone know of any religions that worship the sacred pussy? My vagina is in desperate need of some worshiping...
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08/27/2010 10:23 PM
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You can always start a cult.

I'll join but I want a special hat.
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08/27/2010 10:23 PM
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Vaginas cannot be worshipped because they are a well of emptiness.
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08/27/2010 10:25 PM
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Anyone know of any religions that worship the sacred pussy? My vagina is in desperate need of some worshiping...
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I think Judaism is one
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08/27/2010 10:25 PM
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It's called porn. And that type of worship has quite a few followers, mostly males in rebellion against the real one who must be worshipped.
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08/27/2010 10:29 PM
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I will worship your fountain and erect an oblisk in its praise.
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I will worship your fountain and erect an oblisk in its praise.
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COME TO ME DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
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08/27/2010 10:32 PM
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I will worship your fountain and erect an oblisk in its praise.


COME TO ME DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
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As you wish my lord.
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08/27/2010 10:41 PM
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08/27/2010 10:48 PM
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I will worship your fountain and erect an oblisk in its praise.


COME TO ME DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1075401

This religion would definately have the Eucharist as well.
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08/27/2010 10:53 PM
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment...

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute....
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08/27/2010 10:55 PM
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All religions are simply a mask of sexuality.
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08/27/2010 10:58 PM

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Temple prostitutes, I've always been curious about that, although the cynic in me figures it was just a way the priests made money.

But how did it work, the young girls were drafted to be temple prostitutes, and trained in their work, one would assume by the priests and the other priestesses.

Don't you think they would have been trained to enjoy and desire sex, even to be addicted to it, so they wouldn't care who they had to accommodate, they would submit to anything for a hard cock, because they were always in a fever pitch of induced desire - partly religions fervor and partly required physical stimulation?

At least they probably had a somewhat majestic and awe inspiring setting, with beautiful draperies and bedding, and then their own scanty, silky robes. I'm sure the men who visited them were required to bathe thoroughly and be well groomed and to change into a suitable clean and beautiful temple robe for the visit. So she wouldn't know the rank of the visitor, he would be dressed in finery the same as all the others.

Well it's fun to think about.
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08/28/2010 01:34 AM
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All I had to do is read the subject line...

I'M IN!!!

WHERE DO I SIGN UP, AND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE BAPTISM PROCEDURE TO ME!!!
PS - The doom, metaphysical/phenomenological/quantum singularity, DNA upgrade, glandular overdrive, NWO takeover, final Illuminati card, WWIII, geomagnetic reversal, geologic event, Planet X, comet, asteriod, interstellar cloud, solar event, zombiepocalypse, mutant-bunnies-attack, megavirus, final phase of Project What-N-have-U, end-o-somebody's clalendar, start-o-somebody's calendar, prophecy of the phophet [insert prophet here], opening of the gate, aliens landing, aliens landing again, return of The Grand Poobah(s), that one thingamajigger that one crazy hippy chick once said and that other inevitabley inexplicable thingy we're all waiting for... is coming!

PPS - Tinfoil hat or a blindfold... pick your poison.
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08/28/2010 01:35 AM
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Feminism
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Feminism
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only if you want your vag worshiped by another lady -vomit-
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All I had to do is read the subject line...

I'M IN!!!

WHERE DO I SIGN UP, AND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE BAPTISM PROCEDURE TO ME!!!
 Quoting: LennyDaRetard


chuckle
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08/28/2010 01:50 AM
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Re: Vagina-worshipping religions
my mate isnt religious at all but he told me that he wants to die on the flat pisser .
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08/28/2010 01:54 AM
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All I had to do is read the subject line...

I'M IN!!!

WHERE DO I SIGN UP, AND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE BAPTISM PROCEDURE TO ME!!!
 Quoting: LennyDaRetard



I'm sure the Baptism includes sprinkling of the sacred fluid!
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me thinks OP is a man and might even be...
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All I had to do is read the subject line...

I'M IN!!!

WHERE DO I SIGN UP, AND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE BAPTISM PROCEDURE TO ME!!!



I'm sure the Baptism includes sprinkling of the sacred fluid!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 980369


Sacred fluid... average, everyday fluid... sprinkled or sprayed... dribbled or dabbed... I'm cool with it.

The current vagina I worship is out of town until Wednesday. Not that I'm looking for a new vagina to worship, mind you, as I really do like the Cult of Korean Cunny I'm currently initiated into. But if they're is an actual church or temple or something, I'm thinking I might be able to convince my current icon to attend services with me... if ony once. Mabye a 'double ring' ceromony of some kind?

And for the record, are there any hotties on this forum from yea ol' Valley of the Sun?

Now I feel like the guy from that one movie standing outside on the front stoop:

"Yeah, I'm here for the gangbang."
PS - The doom, metaphysical/phenomenological/quantum singularity, DNA upgrade, glandular overdrive, NWO takeover, final Illuminati card, WWIII, geomagnetic reversal, geologic event, Planet X, comet, asteriod, interstellar cloud, solar event, zombiepocalypse, mutant-bunnies-attack, megavirus, final phase of Project What-N-have-U, end-o-somebody's clalendar, start-o-somebody's calendar, prophecy of the phophet [insert prophet here], opening of the gate, aliens landing, aliens landing again, return of The Grand Poobah(s), that one thingamajigger that one crazy hippy chick once said and that other inevitabley inexplicable thingy we're all waiting for... is coming!

PPS - Tinfoil hat or a blindfold... pick your poison.
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09/27/2010 11:36 PM
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Finger lickin' good!
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09/28/2010 12:47 AM
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Certain tantric sects ritually worship the yoni.

In an ordinary outer Yoni-puja, performed with a sculpture of the Devi (Skt., Goddess) or with a woman (Skt., stri) as her living representative, five liquids are poured over the Yoni. In literature, such libations are often simply interpreted as an offering to the divine, but the actual practice of a Yoni Puja shows that there is more involved than that. The five liquids, representing the five elements of Indian cosmology, are poured consecutively over the Yoni, and are collected in a vessel below the thighs. The final mixture, resulting from the five libations and empowered by such direct and intimate contact with the (living) Goddess, is then consumed by those present at the ritual. This means that once these substances have been offered to Her, She, having purified and energized them, returns the offering as a gift (Skt., prasad) to her worshippers. In this system of associations, the element Earth is represented by yogurt, the element Water by actual water, Fire by honey, Air by milk; and Ether is represented by one or another type of edible oil.
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I worship your vagina

Anyone know of any religions that worship the sacred pussy? My vagina is in desperate need of some worshiping...
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07/19/2012 04:57 PM
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I am a pussy worshiper! I love pussy. If you cracked open my head, a bunch of little hairy triangles would come running out.
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I am a pussy worshiper! I love pussy. If you cracked open my head, a bunch of little hairy triangles would come running out.
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That you scrump?
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I am a pussy worshiper! I love pussy. If you cracked open my head, a bunch of little hairy triangles would come running out.
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That you scrump?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16426387


Umm no.
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Some transvestite starts a bait thread...

Pervs start to come out of the wood work.


lmao
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Feminism
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Feminism is about self hatred,not vagina worship..have you seen the state of some of these things? Hairy pits and legs and smelling of B.O..they may as well be that which they despise.

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