HOME REMEDY FOR BEDBUGS

BUT I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO GO LOOK FOR THAT'BEDLAM'AND SEE IF THAT WORKS!

OMG THERE IS A WHO EXPOSE ON ANSEL ADAMS THERE TOO!
THAT MAN SUFFERED SO GREATLY! SHOCKING!
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Well, I let my pet rat eat my bedbugs

THAT'S GREAT, BUT I WAS TOLD THAT GERBILS WERE THE RODENT OF CHOICE.

Anselm Adams stole my gerbils

HE DID STEAL A LOT OF STUFF IN HIS LIFETIME.

Seriously, will my pet rat get diarrhea from them blood engorged bugs

NOT IF YOU FEED THEM GROUND UP LIGHT BULBS MIXED WITH A LITTLE SOFT BOILED EGGS. OTHERWISE, YES THEY WILL HAVE TREMENDOUS RUNS. Plug their butts with Dollar Store tampons to prevent this.

OP....are you insane.

No but I am iniowa. Amerika's heartland and my medication is working fine, thank you! If I could just get this one last bedbug out from under my left eyelid, I would be fine. But I don't worry, it's my glass eye anyway. I would only be removing it because it disturbs others.
We prefer to be referred to as demented.
I served in WWII and killed many Germans on Okinawa.
I was never charged.

Last Edited by AL Simers on 08/28/2010 11:58 PM

What a waste of time.

I hear you dude, dem feces covered gerbils keep slipping away, by the time I get six of dem boogers all the bedbugs will have died of age.

Just wait til you try to find some obama-snot that's the real challenge. I'll just use the Bedlam. But you can use obama-snot if you are eco-friendly.

Where can I find bedlam?

Any home improvement center should carry it. But be forewarned, many stores are running out and don't know when the manufacturer will be processing the next batch--they can't keep up with demand.

the op's is a flaming ass hole

I called Loades and they put the last two on holed for me

Good! Be sure to follow the package directions carefully. Bedlam is strong stuff.

preperationH is the cure for that

Of course scabies can cause flaming in the rectal area

Where did Al go?

Here I am. I am back. Had to go to the mess hall and get my vittles. If you are late, you don't get fruit cup. I still have to take the stool softener later so I might might have to leave quickly.

yes
one comes to mind is
bathtub bugs.
that will be a great help for all and one.

Oh well that's a new place to find obama-snot!

You need three things. Lighter fluid, matches and an icepick. Poor the lighter fluid on your privates and infected parts. Light the fluid and then stab them as they come out!

OK but how can I stop the bleeding and the veiny things that keep poking out?

Al can you help, I'm getting faint, maybe too much blood loss