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How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?

 
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Kick its stinking ass out the back door.
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Stop screwing him in the arse.
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Bring him to the vet. He might need a pink bbQ grill.
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They taste like chicken...
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no they dont! they maybe would if you feed it with vegetables all day
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
I had a male siamese for 11 years. He pissed and shit everywhere.

There was nothing I could do. He would pee on books if you left them on the floor. He would shit turds in our clothes if they were left on the floor.

Even with a kitty litter box 3 feet away, he pissed and shit and sprayed everywhere. He was neutered too, so that didn't stop him from spraying his skunk smell all over.

It was a nightmare. I will never have a dog or cat again.

They aren't meant to live in humans homes. It's unnatural.
 Quoting: IMMUNE 2 DEWM


I have 3 cats, and two dogs. And before them a long line of animals I could not stop and count if I wanted too. I have never had this problem. It is a simple matter of Working with your pet to let them know what you expect from them. If you don't have the time to own pets, don't own pets...
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ITA, I had one dumped on me more than a few yrs ago, 14 yr old neutered male with a bad habit. He peed at the entrance to the box 2x's to keep the other 2 cats from going in. It only happened 2x's cuz we had a little chat about how mom was gonna beat his ass good and hard if he did it a third time...lol. Seriously it worked and he was a charming old puss till he passed at 17.

Siamese are a pain in the ass in general, cool looking but PITA's all the same.
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LOL. I believe you! I had a sit down chat with my Pyrennes about her "job". Her and I with the dead chicken between us. She knew I was mad and she was in trouble. I could tell by her antics. Well, since that day, she knew her job! A few weeks later, she was chasing the chicken killing dogs out of my yard! I swear to this day our conversation (and it was just stearn talk and mean looks) worked.
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Anyone know what to do here?
One time we left a weekend and closed the door where his litter box was by accident and he peed in front of the door near a wall on our laminate floor.

Here is the thing no matter how well we clean the smell is still there. Now almost once a week he pees on the exact same spot even though we keep the door open and his litter box clean. the box is 2 feet away from where he pees!

I think he smells the pee when he walks by and just thinks now he needs to mark this place with his sent.

I had tin foil down for 2 weeks because they hate that and won't go near that but since I took it away Yesterday he peed on it again today. and now my laminate floor starts to brake.

I really hope someone can help me out.

thanks
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My son's roommate has a cat with that problem. I researched it with some experts.
The one that impressed me the most is that the cat is despairing and lonely.
If the cat is an apartment cat and is alone all day he is just lonely.
If the cat doesn't have a life you should give it to someone who can give the cat some happiness and not be treated like a piece of furniture.
If it is someone in your house that is the owner the cat knows who owns him and is sad about that, and will continue to pee until that person is gone.

Sorry to be harsh but maybe you need to do what's best for the cat and get him another home where he has a chance at being understood and has time for him.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
I had a male siamese for 11 years. He pissed and shit everywhere.

There was nothing I could do. He would pee on books if you left them on the floor. He would shit turds in our clothes if they were left on the floor.

Even with a kitty litter box 3 feet away, he pissed and shit and sprayed everywhere. He was neutered too, so that didn't stop him from spraying his skunk smell all over.

It was a nightmare. I will never have a dog or cat again.

They aren't meant to live in humans homes. It's unnatural.
 Quoting: IMMUNE 2 DEWM


I have 3 cats, and two dogs. And before them a long line of animals I could not stop and count if I wanted too. I have never had this problem. It is a simple matter of Working with your pet to let them know what you expect from them. If you don't have the time to own pets, don't own pets...
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Yea for Christ's sake, and if you can't even handle an animal then I hope the hell you didn't try kids.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Put the litter box on the spot he keeps peeing on.
or put the tin foil back and keep it there till he forgets why he even went near the spot.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
I had a male siamese for 11 years. He pissed and shit everywhere.

There was nothing I could do. He would pee on books if you left them on the floor. He would shit turds in our clothes if they were left on the floor.

Even with a kitty litter box 3 feet away, he pissed and shit and sprayed everywhere. He was neutered too, so that didn't stop him from spraying his skunk smell all over.

It was a nightmare. I will never have a dog or cat again.

They aren't meant to live in humans homes. It's unnatural.
 Quoting: IMMUNE 2 DEWM


I have 3 cats, and two dogs. And before them a long line of animals I could not stop and count if I wanted too. I have never had this problem. It is a simple matter of Working with your pet to let them know what you expect from them. If you don't have the time to own pets, don't own pets...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1054968


ITA, I had one dumped on me more than a few yrs ago, 14 yr old neutered male with a bad habit. He peed at the entrance to the box 2x's to keep the other 2 cats from going in. It only happened 2x's cuz we had a little chat about how mom was gonna beat his ass good and hard if he did it a third time...lol. Seriously it worked and he was a charming old puss till he passed at 17.

Siamese are a pain in the ass in general, cool looking but PITA's all the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990

LOL. I believe you! I had a sit down chat with my Pyrennes about her "job". Her and I with the dead chicken between us. She knew I was mad and she was in trouble. I could tell by her antics. Well, since that day, she knew her job! A few weeks later, she was chasing the chicken killing dogs out of my yard! I swear to this day our conversation (and it was just stearn talk and mean looks) worked.
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They are pretty smart about some things; like who is the boss. lol! Sometimes I think domesticated cats and dogs are the true aliens on this planet. abduct
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Cut off his nuts....
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Bring him to the vet. He might need a pink bbQ grill.
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^ lol
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
I had a male siamese for 11 years. He pissed and shit everywhere.

There was nothing I could do. He would pee on books if you left them on the floor. He would shit turds in our clothes if they were left on the floor.

Even with a kitty litter box 3 feet away, he pissed and shit and sprayed everywhere. He was neutered too, so that didn't stop him from spraying his skunk smell all over.

It was a nightmare. I will never have a dog or cat again.

They aren't meant to live in humans homes. It's unnatural.
 Quoting: IMMUNE 2 DEWM


We have 3 cats, ever since the 2 that are fixed have been fixed theyve never gone outside the litterbox, except when it was full and that was right outside the box so guess they were making a statement lol. And even the non fixed one doesnt go outside the box, so your cat either had some medical problems or was just, special.
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Call the gay porn zombie dude. I'm sure he has some ideas for you.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Cats are very independent creatures and do not get lonely in the same way dogs do. They like some movement and action, but they do not pine for humans. Dogs will cry, carry on, it's truly miserable what most dog owners put their dogs through each day when they are at work.

But while you are at work your cat is: sleeping and eating. more or less not missing you until he thinks "oh, wait...I'm kind of wanting some excitement here" and then you come home and he's happy.

So don't feel bad about kitty being lonely. The dog on the other hand, truly sad situation for those left home all day...
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Oh, and remove tile and/or clean the spot with bleach and then change the litter box you ditz. How do you like pissing in a nasty gross roadside bathroom with p*ss all over the seat and floor? Well cats have a little dignity and they hate that too.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
I had a male siamese for 11 years. He pissed and shit everywhere.

There was nothing I could do. He would pee on books if you left them on the floor. He would shit turds in our clothes if they were left on the floor.

Even with a kitty litter box 3 feet away, he pissed and shit and sprayed everywhere. He was neutered too, so that didn't stop him from spraying his skunk smell all over.

It was a nightmare. I will never have a dog or cat again.

They aren't meant to live in humans homes. It's unnatural.
 Quoting: IMMUNE 2 DEWM


We have 3 cats, ever since the 2 that are fixed have been fixed theyve never gone outside the litterbox, except when it was full and that was right outside the box so guess they were making a statement lol. And even the non fixed one doesnt go outside the box, so your cat either had some medical problems or was just, special.
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And how did you deal with that for 11 years?
I am not a anonymous coward.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Jeez. Don't be such a pussy (pun intended).

Step 1: Buy a tazer.

Step 2: Use the tazer.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Its not always a urinary tract infection sometimes its fear and emotional distress.
Especially with females.
You have to make them more comfortable and happy.
Put a few litter trays around the place.
Put one in the place they pee.
Get some stuff that they don't like the smell of, here they have some stuff called "piss off" which stops cats peeing cos they hate the smell.
I had this problem with my cat it seems its gone away now where we had her litter box she was scared of the washing machine noise.
Now she has gotten used to it she doesn't care any more.
The best way to clean a cat pee carpet is with a steam vac like this one.
[link to www.karcher.com.au]
They are $900 but worth every cent.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Clean the spot with Nature's Miracle, it is an enzyme cleaner that will rid the urine spot of its smell and not stimulate your cat to pee when he is near ground zero.
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Nature's Miracle. Maybe your cat is emo and needs love.

What a bunch of crap.

Felines are fucking humping meat eating killers. This includes your cat. Deal.

Get the fucking tazer.

Bzzzzlaaaatttt!!!
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Got one for you ..

First make a royal cat bathroom .. aka a tote, hole cut out the front and the top on .. my kids decorated it too .. he loves it .


Second .. cats hate citrus smell .. soooooo much ..

I made a couple lemons squeezed into a bottle of water .. and I spray where he would do bad things .. I also leave orange peels or lemon peels in random places, cups, bowls, in the corner (for you .. wherever he goes) .. I throw a squezed lemon in my tub every couple days .. my cat likes to deuce in the tub oddly .. but the lemons have worked ..

If he messes with your furniture .. use a orange juice made spray .. or an essential oil .. rugs too .. that won't ruin them ..

I am sure spraying it on your rug is acidic so be careful ..

Good luck .. (did you have him fixed)
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Oh, and remove tile and/or clean the spot with bleach and then change the litter box you ditz. How do you like pissing in a nasty gross roadside bathroom with p*ss all over the seat and floor? Well cats have a little dignity and they hate that too.
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He said the litter box is clean, DITZ!

I would wash the spot with vinegar and get the cat fixed.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Just because you do not smell anything doesn't mean he can't. Cats have a superior sense of smell - they can smell mice and rats inside of walls, pick up trails in the wild. As predators their sense of smell is more keen to certain scents than some breeds of dog.

Laminate is the devil, not only does it absorb odors it also off gasses a lot of noxious crap. It is so pathetic as a flooring I stopped installing it years ago and flat refuse to take on a client who wants it instead of solid wood floors or tile or other flooring material.

It is basically sawdust held together with glue and not even a good glue, a piss poor glue that is not water resistant at all. And even the laminate that is coated in plastic is no good either as that plastic coating readily scratches allowing moisture (in this case cat piss) into the sawdust glue.

Once piss gets in there it is trapped and you can't clean it out. Its not like real wood where you can sand it down, treat with bleach soaking, re-strain and reseal.

If it is near the wall it is possible that the urine got on the wall as well or into the wall. Plaster is hard enough and less pourous, thus if you have lath and plaster you may not have to do any more than sand lightly, spray with half and half bleach and water, let stand 5 minutes and wipe clean with several rinses in fresh cool water, then repaint.

If it is dry wall, then you might have piss soaked into the drywall, which means cutting out a bit of the wall (from stud to stud, replace the drywall, attempt to plaster and match the texture then coat with paint.

If you have an oil based paint (most likely no, since all paints are latex) or one that is high gloss then a simple bleaching (spray, wait 5 minutes, then rinse, rinse rinse) may cut the scent in the wall.

Since the laminate is breaking, you need to get it replaced.

If this is front of an exterior door you may want to seriously consider having a square of laminate removed and replaced with tile acting as an entry. Tile is water resistant and if you seal the grout the cat can piss all it likes and you can readily clean it up without leaving behind a scent.





Anyone know what to do here?
One time we left a weekend and closed the door where his litter box was by accident and he peed in front of the door near a wall on our laminate floor.

Here is the thing no matter how well we clean the smell is still there. Now almost once a week he pees on the exact same spot even though we keep the door open and his litter box clean. the box is 2 feet away from where he pees!

I think he smells the pee when he walks by and just thinks now he needs to mark this place with his sent.

I had tin foil down for 2 weeks because they hate that and won't go near that but since I took it away Yesterday he peed on it again today. and now my laminate floor starts to brake.

I really hope someone can help me out.

thanks
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Royal cat bathroom?! Did I fall down a rabbit hole and end up in emo fucking fuck shit faggot land?!?!?!

For you women, no real man trusts single bitches with cats. If your married and have more than one cat, then you and your man are both bitches. That is like a fucking law somewhere.

If you are a man, then you are gay and should just STFU about a damn cat or just man up (just for a second) and solve the problem.

Again, one word: Tazer.
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Cats sense of smell is 14 better than humans. They pee in the same spot because they can smell their old pee there still. Use a cat pee enzymatic liquid to ELIMINATE the smell completely.

Your cat is being a cat. You will have to outsmart nature. Go to the pet store and tell them you need an enzyme product to remove cat urine smell. You can also get a spray called Quiet Moments which contains simulated cat pheromones for calmness and tranquility. I have a two year old cat that started "marking" with pee when she became agitated by a tomcat that would sit under her window and stare at her. She started pacing around and yowling and after a couple of days of him visiting, she started peeing on the carpet. ERRR I was mad but I went to the pet store and said HELP, and they sold me the enzyme and the trnquility spray and now she is back to normal.
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Re: How do I stop my cat from peeing on my floor?
Clean the spot with Nature's Miracle, it is an enzyme cleaner that will rid the urine spot of its smell and not stimulate your cat to pee when he is near ground zero.
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^^this^^
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Royal cat bathroom?! Did I fall down a rabbit hole and end up in emo fucking fuck shit faggot land?!?!?!

For you women, no real man trusts single bitches with cats. If your married and have more than one cat, then you and your man are both bitches. That is like a fucking law somewhere.

If you are a man, then you are gay and should just STFU about a damn cat or just man up (just for a second) and solve the problem.

Again, one word: Tazer.
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WOW! FUCK! SUPER HERO NETHANDERAL MAN!! Thanks for posting!!



You do kinda post a lot though. Try being a bit more choosey eh? That way we won't get too bored, maybe!
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Well!!! Your welcome your fucking faggot!!!!

I remember a time where real men came from Australia. Tough outback types. What the hell happened?? Did your balls drop out??

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