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Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?

 
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Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Seriously, three things that are observable through creation are

1. God has a sense of humor
2. God is an artist
3. God is a mathematician

I'm sick of the uptight god who is always pissed off at everyone, in fact is god even once portrayed as having a sense of humor or given the attribute of laughter? Not that I can think off. How lame.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
If christians aren't afraid of something they don't know what to do....
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
If christians aren't afraid of something they don't know what to do....
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Good point.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
why is the goddess never mentioned? together they created all that is.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
why is the goddess never mentioned? together they created all that is.
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It's a mans world tounge
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
why is the goddess never mentioned? together they created all that is.
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Obviously cause women are evil, god hates woman. The trinity is an all male club, sorry sis.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
I think this is why Jews produce such funny fuckers like Larry David, cause their god is such a serious dude all the time. It's almost like rebelling to be funny.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
They'd rather believe what a 2000 year old book written by tptb said about him, rather than believe their own hearts.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
They'd rather believe what a 2000 year old book written by tptb said about him, rather than believe their own hearts.
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it's older than that, lol.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
why is the goddess never mentioned? together they created all that is.


Obviously cause women are evil, god hates woman. The trinity is an all male club, sorry sis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1083732


the all male club are paedophiles, we know they hate women.

the real trinity is the father, the mother and the children.

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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
why is the goddess never mentioned? together they created all that is.


Obviously cause women are evil, god hates woman. The trinity is an all male club, sorry sis.


the all male club are paedophiles.

the real trinity is the father, the mother and the children.
 Quoting: xen


I.think that version is more natural, hahaha
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Speaking of which did Jesus ever smile or crack a joke, does gospel verse ever say "verily then Jesus smiled?"
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Seriously, three things that are observable through creation are

1. God has a sense of humor
2. God is an artist
3. God is a mathematician

I'm sick of the uptight god who is always pissed off at everyone, in fact is god even once portrayed as having a sense of humor or given the attribute of laughter? Not that I can think off. How lame.
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God is a person of such complexity that no human mind can comprehend it let alone fully understand God. We are dealing with an entity that has every hair on every head numbered, then knows when a hair is missing. He controls all of the Universe and all the extra spiritual dimensions that we can't see, thus He is greater in power than all the combined energy of all the galaxies, black holes, Quasars, and suns combined, No wonder that no flesh can behold Him without being consumed. "For our God is a consuming fire."
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Come to think of it, circumcision is pretty funny. "Abraham prove our covenant, chop of the skin from the tip of your penis!" hahaha, that's actually pretty good.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Seriously, three things that are observable through creation are

1. God has a sense of humor
2. God is an artist
3. God is a mathematician

I'm sick of the uptight god who is always pissed off at everyone, in fact is god even once portrayed as having a sense of humor or given the attribute of laughter? Not that I can think off. How lame.



God is a person of such complexity that no human mind can comprehend it let alone fully understand God. We are dealing with an entity that has every hair on every head numbered, then knows when a hair is missing. He controls all of the Universe and all the extra spiritual dimensions that we can't see, thus He is greater in power than all the combined energy of all the galaxies, black holes, Quasars, and suns combined, No wonder that no flesh can behold Him without being consumed. "For our God is a consuming fire."
 Quoting: Wingedlion


Eh...
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Seriously, three things that are observable through creation are

1. God has a sense of humor
2. God is an artist
3. God is a mathematician

I'm sick of the uptight god who is always pissed off at everyone, in fact is god even once portrayed as having a sense of humor or given the attribute of laughter? Not that I can think off. How lame.



God is a person of such complexity that no human mind can comprehend it let alone fully understand God. We are dealing with an entity that has every hair on every head numbered, then knows when a hair is missing. He controls all of the Universe and all the extra spiritual dimensions that we can't see, thus He is greater in power than all the combined energy of all the galaxies, black holes, Quasars, and suns combined, No wonder that no flesh can behold Him without being consumed. "For our God is a consuming fire."
 Quoting: Wingedlion


“Unless a man is simple he cannot recognize God, the Simple One.”
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
so much talking in this place.

All God would like is a little peace and quiet.

And no one around here is prepared to give that.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
so much talking in this place.

All God would like is a little peace and quiet.

And no one around here is prepared to give that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657383


Reminds me of when I see Christians pray, they go on and on and on. Like god wants to hear that bullshit.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
When Christ was nailed to the Cross he proclaimed "someone give me some wood". see..who says Christ never had any humor.
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Agree, my god is pretty darn cool. cool2
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Re: Why does everyone's version of god have to be such a serious miser?
Agree, my god is pretty darn cool. cool2
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I think the guys who wrote the bible basically made god like them. Uptight control freaks.

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