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Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.

 
Rex Khristos
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Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
Needing ideas and suggestions from all you crazy creative morans for the compiling of the great Book of Moran.



Some quick ideas for content: The Moran on the Mount. The 10 Moranments. The Moran's creed. The Good Moranitan.


In 2000 years they will all talk and argue over our book..."Is it really the word of Moran?" "Do all faithful moran's really go to heaven?....or someplace better..."


Let em fly!

5a
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.
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Sorry, I'm all tapped out from contributing to the Book of Shemp. . .

"A light arose in the darkness, and a voice, saying 'Shemp, where art thou?'

And he sayeth, 'Here I am, Moe'

But his adversary, being wise, reared his head

And Shemp cried out."
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Re: Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.
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Looking like it...
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Re: Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
The angel Morani...
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The angel Morani...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1084258

I think that one is taken....but I don't see why we can't assimilate this foreign god to appease the pagans....


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"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Thou shall not shill
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Thou shall not shill
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Yes!


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's brian.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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WOW. Solid stuff in this thread. Sorry I rarley get out to the Outer Realms.
:minimoran:
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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.
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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.
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Oh you do, do you huffy
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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.
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:urmoran:
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Re: Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
Needing ideas and suggestions from all you crazy creative morans for the compiling of the great Book of Moran.



Some quick ideas for content: The Moran on the Mount. The 10 Moranments. The Moran's creed. The Good Moranitan.


In 2000 years they will all talk and argue over our book..."Is it really the word of Moran?" "Do all faithful moran's really go to heaven?....or someplace better..."


Let em fly!

5a
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

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:gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will...

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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.

Looking like it...
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

moronflagmoronflagmoronflag
:gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will...

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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.

Looking like it...

moronflagmoronflagmoronflag
 Quoting: ~*~gsf~*~

Yes!

The moran's have arrived in force! Mah thread is saved!


"Be moranical to each other...and party on dudes!"
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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WOW. Solid stuff in this thread. Sorry I rarley get out to the Outer Realms.
 Quoting: Hawk0

mw2
:gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will...

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Re: Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
ONE: 'You shall have no other HawkO before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in Moran above, or that is in the Moran earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the Moran your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Moran day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother and Hawko.'

SIX: 'You might not murder .'

SEVEN: 'You shall commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal from other Morans.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.But its cool to piss them off'
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Spoke too soon. Angel Morani is well pleased.
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Re: Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran.
I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.

Looking like it...

moronflagmoronflagmoronflag

Yes!

The moran's have arrived in force! Mah thread is saved!


"Be moranical to each other...and party on dudes!"
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

We could clear out some space if you wanted to come for a visit hf

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:morework:
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TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.But its cool to piss them off'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035843

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"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.But its cool to piss them off'

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rofl
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We could clear out some space if you wanted to come for a visit hf
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Really???
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"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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morans--
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Morans good restaurant guide.... :Jen Moransbar:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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I think the Moran thing has about run it's course.

Looking like it...

moronflagmoronflagmoronflag

Yes!

The moran's have arrived in force! Mah thread is saved!


"Be moranical to each other...and party on dudes!"
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

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I think Dan has been writing it all down in his book for a while now....
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