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What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?

 
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What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?
If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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during WW2 canada suggested some land in BC i believe...
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If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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the residents of arizona wouldn't be upset about the illegal mexicans anymore, that's for sure
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I also heard about this scenario as well. I believe the U.S. government would provide land for the Israelis. Most likely it would be parts of two states, half of Arizona and half of New Mexico.
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If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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What they don't yet seem to realise is that all the DU particulates from Iraq and Afganistan are quitely drifting across their little outpost in Palestine.
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The U.S. would need to relocate a lot of Americans for Israel and it would be expensive. So raising taxes and borrowing from China would be required. But yes, the U.S. most certainly would give land and relocate Israel.
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I think that's the only way we'll ever see peace in that place

the Peace of the Dead!

but I'm afraid that won't be the end of Hate Infestation

you want Peace on Earth : Nuke the Earth!

because that's the only way you'll have it..it seems!
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The U.S. would need to relocate a lot of Americans for Israel and it would be expensive. So raising taxes and borrowing from China would be required. But yes, the U.S. most certainly would give land and relocate Israel.
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I'm quite sure Americans would not be given a choice in the matter. The government would do this unilaterally on humanitarian grounds.
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I think that's the only way we'll ever see peace in that place

the Peace of the Dead!

but I'm afraid that won't be the end of Hate Infestation

you want Peace on Earth : Nuke the Earth!

because that's the only way you'll have it..it seems!
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Ha ha ha...If Israel is relocated to Arizona, the Israelis would soon start building settlements in Mexico and force the U.S. into conflict again.
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Save $5 billion a year.
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We'd give them Cuba.
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Exactly what it is ordered to do.
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We'd give them Cuba.
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And rename Gitmo to Gaza.
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The U.S. would need to relocate a lot of Americans for Israel and it would be expensive. So raising taxes and borrowing from China would be required. But yes, the U.S. most certainly would give land and relocate Israel.

I'm quite sure Americans would not be given a choice in the matter. The government would do this unilaterally on humanitarian grounds.
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I'm sure they will recieve a warm welcome from their millions of arab cousins wherever they settle in the west.
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Send them to wander in the Pennsylvania Desert?
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Ha ha ha...If Israel is relocated to Arizona, the Israelis would soon start building settlements in Mexico and force the U.S. into conflict again.
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lol...true. Then one day they'll take back Israel when it's safe to live again and sell Arizona to the Chinese.
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Ha ha ha...If Israel is relocated to Arizona, the Israelis would soon start building settlements in Mexico and force the U.S. into conflict again.

lol...true. Then one day they'll take back Israel when it's safe to live again and sell Arizona to the Chinese.
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Good one. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
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Ha ha ha...If Israel is relocated to Arizona, the Israelis would soon start building settlements in Mexico and force the U.S. into conflict again.

lol...true. Then one day they'll take back Israel when it's safe to live again and sell Arizona to the Chinese.
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hahahaha
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Re: What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?
If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.



the residents of arizona wouldn't be upset about the illegal mexicans anymore, that's for sure
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lol
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Oh great, that's all we need, 5+ million more antichrists over here.
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try to sell it
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I also heard about this scenario as well. I believe the U.S. government would provide land for the Israelis. Most likely it would be parts of two states, half of Arizona and half of New Mexico.
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What part of the US will be carved off for the people from Haiti?
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If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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Israelis should go back where they came from.

Poland!
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We would teach them to swim and give them the Gulf of Mexico. It's fucked anyway.
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Don't worry...GOD will protect Israel, you had better worry about the United States.
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Don't worry...GOD will protect Israel, you had better worry about the United States.
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Don't worry...GOD will protect Israel, you had better worry about the United States.
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Maybe the US can attack Australia and give it to Israel?
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Re: What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?
If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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why not give them the usa oh iforgot they already owne the usa , wellisuppose hey willjust have to start killing americans stealing there homs and land then buildanopen air prision for them if they resist but thats all kosha and acceptable
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Re: What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?
If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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question what would happen to the palastinians if this was to happen ??????
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Re: What would the U.S. do if Israel becomes uninhabitable from war?
If the nuclear reactor melts down, Israel would become mostly uninhabitable. What would the U.S. do? I read there was some discussion that worst case scenario the U.S. government would donate one of its states for the Israelis. New Mexico and Arizona were suggested because of similar terrain and adjoins water so they can have their own navy.
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But then they'd start illegally colonizing Texas like they do Palestine...

And Texans wouldn't take kindly to that...





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