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Man survives 39-story NYC suicide jump

 
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Man survives 39-story NYC suicide jump
NEW YORK, Sept. 1 (UPI) -- A New York man says his son will recover after a 39-story fall from a Manhattan high-rise that left him badly injured but alive.

Thomas Magill, 22, underwent surgery for two broken legs Tuesday night after landing feet-first on the roof of a parked Dodge belonging to a construction worker from Jersey.
"He's stable now," Magill's dad, Thomas Magill Sr., told reporters. "We can only hope he'll be OK."

"He came down feet-first at like 100 miles per hour" witness Andrew Petrocelli, told the New York Daily News. "That's a miracle if I've ever seen one. He should be a goner."

[link to www.upi.com]
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is he part swedish?
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dumbass everyone knows you either go head first or land on your back. what an attention whore
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Man I wish there was a video
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they will wish to die but cant....hmmmmmmmm

musta landed on the new "dodge bullet"
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they will wish to die but cant....hmmmmmmmm

musta landed on the new "dodge bullet"
 Quoting: iwsteel 1009978

Now that's funny!
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Man I wish there was a video
 Quoting: Hooch

lol
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Sick Em christians.. looks like you got an easy convert on your hands.
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Re: Man survives 39-story NYC suicide jump
I tired going out crashing my car at 60mph without a seatbelt on. hit a rock I didn't see before hitting the tree, sent my car rolling down the hill 8 times or so (according to the insurance people), woke up with the car on its side still sitting in the driving position.

I looked down to see I was not laying on the ground, but sitting like the car was on all 4 tires.

only scratch on me was crawling out through my shattered sunroof, nicked my pinky.

freakiest moment of my life.
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Sick Em christians.. looks like you got an easy convert on your hands.
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Being a Christian, seeing how obnoxious and ignorant this post is, I'd have to agree.
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Poor guy......better luck next time.
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Don't you hate those days you can't do anything right?
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Man I wish there was a video
 Quoting: Hooch


there is, the FBI seized it.
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He must have been drunk. Drunks relax and are a little more likely to survive something like that because their bodies absorb force more easily in a relaxed state.

Haven't you ever noticed that in drunk driving accidents, it's never the drunk himself that gets hurt? They get off with a few bruises while other people are killed.
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Now he will have trouble finding a ride at an amusement park that he will enjoy -- they'll all be too boring.
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they will wish to die but cant....hmmmmmmmm

musta landed on the new "dodge bullet"
 Quoting: iwsteel 1009978

I've always thought that is an interesting verse.
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What have we learned from this?
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What have we learned from this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1086211


land on your feet.
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is he part swedish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1086062

good question...those twins were crazy!!
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timing is everything
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look he's flying!
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NEW YORK, Sept. 1 (UPI) -- A New York man says his son will recover after a 39-story fall from a Manhattan high-rise that left him badly injured but alive.

Thomas Magill, 22, underwent surgery for two broken legs Tuesday night after landing feet-first on the roof of a parked Dodge belonging to a construction worker from Jersey.
"He's stable now," Magill's dad, Thomas Magill Sr., told reporters. "We can only hope he'll be OK."

"He came down feet-first at like 100 miles per hour" witness Andrew Petrocelli, told the New York Daily News. "That's a miracle if I've ever seen one. He should be a goner."

[link to www.upi.com]
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 Quoting: Seeker525


God damn son, can't you do anything right?!!

You'd fuck up a wet dream,BOY!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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look he's flying!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1069948


See that would be a great sense of humor if he jumped wearing a cape...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Man survives 39-story NYC suicide jump
I saw this in the first part of a documentary called "Kick-Ass".
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I tired going out crashing my car at 60mph without a seatbelt on. hit a rock I didn't see before hitting the tree, sent my car rolling down the hill 8 times or so (according to the insurance people), woke up with the car on its side still sitting in the driving position.

I looked down to see I was not laying on the ground, but sitting like the car was on all 4 tires.

only scratch on me was crawling out through my shattered sunroof, nicked my pinky.

freakiest moment of my life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1007391

Try it next time at 100mph remember when trying to top yourself you do not need to obey the speed limits.
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What have we learned from this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1086211

That it's possible to survive a 39 story fall so we should all get PCP'd up and try it for ourselves?
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I tired going out crashing my car at 60mph without a seatbelt on. hit a rock I didn't see before hitting the tree, sent my car rolling down the hill 8 times or so (according to the insurance people), woke up with the car on its side still sitting in the driving position.

I looked down to see I was not laying on the ground, but sitting like the car was on all 4 tires.

only scratch on me was crawling out through my shattered sunroof, nicked my pinky.

freakiest moment of my life.

Try it next time at 100mph remember when trying to top yourself you do not need to obey the speed limits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1070511



I could only get up to 60-65.. the v6 was given me all she got, with the distance i Had to work with.

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