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I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out

 
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09/02/2010 12:18 AM
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I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
5 STARS for a great visual!
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
This was the first time this has ever happened in my life - I was expecting a smooth transaction but ended up getting more than I bargained for. The horrific look on my face was enough to move mountains and end all wars - if only I could focus that energy!
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09/02/2010 12:22 AM
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
Thanks for the laugh.
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Thank the flatulence Gods - they are smiling on their white thrones as they gallantly shit electric thunderbolts atop the heads of unsuspecting black women and children. No discrimination intended, it's all good in the hood :)
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
I don't think you have provided sufficient details on your experience.

Please provide more details.
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09/02/2010 12:37 AM
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
To be honest, certain details I feel the need to withhold due to the safety and sanity of the public. Can you imagine the look on Debbies face as she's eating her Pop Tarts watching the morning news when she sees the most extreme corn hole hanger in her life time? Now imagine that shock turning into horror when the unthinkable occurs - a perfectly clean white man's hand abruptly meets what one could only speculate was a 4'' soft brown hanger or from another angle 1'' from the water near death-turd experience.

To be continued....
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09/02/2010 12:40 AM
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Re: I was playing Solitaire on the toilet in between a wipe and went down and my hand met a mega hanger which ended up on the rug on the way out
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