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I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.

 
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I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
I have a fetish for blonde chicks but every one I have gone out with so far has turned out to be a fake. I'm sick of it. I hate the way women masquerade around and pretend to be something they are not. Why can't fake blonde chicks just deal with their natural brown hair?
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i'm a natural blond that dyes my hair black
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because they want to look like whores like they are
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
black or brunette is better anyway, minus a few exceptions.
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09/02/2010 06:50 PM
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
that's not a fetish
unless you actually want to have sex with hair, i guess
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
I have a fetish for blonde chicks but every one I have gone out with so far has turned out to be a fake. I'm sick of it. I hate the way women masquerade around and pretend to be something they are not. Why can't fake blonde chicks just deal with their natural brown hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1072830

Agreed. I hate that shit too.

I spend more time now verifying the authenticity of the blonde before I date them such as checking the eye brows, eyelashes, and see if I see any brown in the roots.
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
that's not a fetish
unless you actually want to have sex with hair, i guess
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Ok, perhaps it's not a fetish. I like real blonde hair, not peroxide.
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they try to buy you with their body then they make a lot of problems in the relationship you care about the problems and you are going to care more for the girl, when the time is right she dumps you and you lost yourself. thats my experience
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09/02/2010 06:56 PM
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I spend more time now verifying the authenticity of the blonde before I date them
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lol at "authenticity". Sounds like you're on eBay shopping for a used Rolex. Anyway, dead give away is the arm hair. Some chicks dye their eyebrows...don't know about eye lashes though.
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
I have a fetish for blonde chicks but every one I have gone out with so far has turned out to be a fake. I'm sick of it. I hate the way women masquerade around and pretend to be something they are not. Why can't fake blonde chicks just deal with their natural brown hair?

Agreed. I hate that shit too.

I spend more time now verifying the authenticity of the blonde before I date them such as checking the eye brows, eyelashes, and see if I see any brown in the roots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 722595



Some REAL blondes actually DO have brown or dark brown coochie hair. They are usually hybrids, with one parent having dark hair, one blonde.

(The pussy is still good, so stop complaining.)
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
they try to buy you with their body then they make a lot of problems in the relationship you care about the problems and you are going to care more for the girl, when the time is right she dumps you and you lost yourself. thats my experience
 Quoting: whitewolf 1087508

My experience too is that the the fake blondes are so damn superficial. Although one date I went on the girl admitted without me asking that she had the look of a blond and the brains of a brunette.
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Thank God I'm gorgeous.
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(The pussy is still good, so stop complaining.)
 Quoting: ermurrow 1082682

That may be true but I also want a real blond so I can sell her to an Arab if I need money.
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Thank God I'm gorgeous.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

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strawberry blonde hf
What I find fantastic is any notion that there are answers beyond the realm of science. The answers are there. You just have to know where to look.

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Would you guys even know a natural blond if you saw one?
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Why do people love blondes so much?
GIve me Tamil anyday of the week.
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I spend more time now verifying the authenticity of the blonde before I date them

lol at "authenticity". Sounds like you're on eBay shopping for a used Rolex. Anyway, dead give away is the arm hair. Some chicks dye their eyebrows...don't know about eye lashes though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 417076


nope...sorry...you are wrong! I have white bodyhair & light to medium brown hair...i put streaks in my hair so it looks like I've been out in the sun but I do not try to conceal my real hair color...it is mixed in with the blonde streaks... the problem with so many chicks is they buy a box of hair dye and bleach every hair the same color...ewwwwww...and yellow/orange hair is soooooo ugly...do these chicks own a mirrow??? do they see how frickin' stupid and phony they look???and then their dark roots start showing & it really looks like hell!
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
strawberry blonde hf
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Nice. Strawberry blond is hot...
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
Why do people love blondes so much?
GIve me Tamil anyday of the week.
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because "some" blonde hair looks soft, feminine and exciting at the same time...compare a good blonde color to the fake black color on so many chicks these days....they look so fake...it's the "every hair the same color" mistake once again.
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09/02/2010 07:18 PM
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in case you didn't know: 80% of the blonds you see are NOT natural blonds!
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in case you didn't know: 80% of the blonds you see are NOT natural blonds!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809159

It's more like 95-99%.
What I find really interesting, is that I rarely see any natural blondes irl. Yet for some reason, every woman that posts on the internet is a natural blonde.

Last Edited by PrincessBride on 09/02/2010 09:16 PM
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Why do people love blondes so much?
GIve me Tamil anyday of the week.

because "some" blonde hair looks soft, feminine and exciting at the same time...compare a good blonde color to the fake black color on so many chicks these days....they look so fake...it's the "every hair the same color" mistake once again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809159


Fake red is the worst. So many chicks just do not have the skin tones to pull it off.

I don't think there's anything wrong with fake blonde hair so long as it's a decent dye job and a natural looking tint. The worst is chicks who just put Blondissma in their hair - looks trashy.

Just keep in mind, OP that unless you move to Sweden or something your keeping your options pretty limited.
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There are plenty of blond drag queens. They do not have the hangups of fish
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I am blonde----real.

I dyed my hair black once it was cool.


Does it really matter what hair color you have?????
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09/02/2010 10:33 PM
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bump
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I wish I could see if breasts were real or not first too. I hate fake breasts!
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Thank God I'm gorgeous.
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You are not.
I have seen your picture.
Your nose is WEIRD!
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
be thankful you live in a time when women in general look so good. Look at old pictures and look at how plain and outright ugly some of the women look.
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because they want to look like whores like they are
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+10000000
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Re: I can't find a natural blonde chick to date. Fake blondes everywhere.
I spend more time now verifying the authenticity of the blonde before I date them

lol at "authenticity". Sounds like you're on eBay shopping for a used Rolex. Anyway, dead give away is the arm hair. Some chicks dye their eyebrows...don't know about eye lashes though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 417076



i have blonde arm hair, dirty blonde hair, light brown eyebrows, black eyelashes, and dark brown pubes. and i'm all natural. so i don't really know about all these theories. maybe all you guys should actually look for a compatible personality if you're looking for a long time partner. cuz in the end her hair is most likely gonna be gray, or white. and most blondes have very fine hair which balds easier. girls may be "fake" dying their hair all the time but men are shallow only caring about the color of someones hair.

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