IM MAD WOMEN ONLY WANT ME FOR MY FERRARIS, MANSIONS AND MY HUGE LONG PENIS

Yes, you are, unquestionably, a huge long schmuck

wow, you have a big dick? hmmm

I wana ob you while your on a date!

I like salami. Let's cook this puppy on the grill for Labor Day.

Wanna trade for a bicycle, refridgerator box, and small dick?.......

Your Ferrari has been recalled. Front end burns. The darn things stay in the shop anyway. They are only let out for weekends.

I hear you, dude but from me all they want is the huge penis. big houses and fast cars lose they're appeal in comparison.

Try match.com?

Poor you!
Maybe there is nothing else to want you for?

Do what I did, when I took a chick in my (used) Porsche and she told me how her last boyfriend had a Ferrari, thinking I'd compete.

I went cheap on her. Took her to great cheap restaurants I knew, fun cheap entertainment. Heck I didn't like her that much anyway. She got visibly uncomfortable, then I just stopped calling her.

Simple.

Good job! You don't want a boring gal that can't be entertained without a dollar anyway!

You heard the man! Now pucker-up cupcake.

long is not so good. that may be your problem.

..................maybe you should find a dude that gives really good head......just think; no expensive dates to get to what you really want anyway!!!!

Think Think of the Divoce Settlement that you are NOT having to pay!! It is only because of that you can afford Mansions and Ferraris!!

If they were trying to get married to you eventually you would ... and POOF! there would go your Mansions, Ferraris, and if you have a plane that too!!

Maybe you have a guilt complex about NOT being divorced and having to give MORE THAN 1/2 to your ex??

As Johnny Carson reportedly once put it ... "The next time I am just going to find a woman I really don't like and just buy her a big expensive house and start writing her big checks monthly. I'll just skip over the entire dating/marriage part." (I know paraphrased badly, but that is the gist of his comments)

Ah, everybody has problems. Even you.

Yeah, too long is painful, thickness is the key, I've never heard of a guy being "not long enough".

Why do guys always say how long it is like that even matters?

and your 1 star threads?

You could be doing worse, Cap'n

thickness is the key. as long as it's long enough and curved enough to hit the g-spot and thick enough, you're good to go. length sounds like it's the issue for the OP!

Delusional much?