Eating watermelon out on the porch and spitting the seeds. Nice evening in the country no DOOM around

got cha meth pipe sittin beside ya and ya toofless wife in bed waiting,life is good

got cha meth pipe sittin beside ya and ya toofless wife in bed waiting,life is good

Shit crops are about in and wifes outa town, might outa saunter on down to the watering hole and wet my whistle and see if one of them their Jensen twin gals is around. They are about pretty as a prize winning heifer at the state farm all gussied up. And mighty playful as well.

I thought they were crawDADs???

Thank god I'm a country boy.

Hmm. I ate watermelon tonight. No doom here, either.

Must be the watermelon effect?

Hmm. I ate watermelon tonight. No doom here, either.

Must be the watermelon effect?




That's because there is an Illuminati, NWO conspiracy created by the reptillian overlords and TPTB to put "anti-doom" inducing poisons in your watermelon.

Or, something like that.

Thank god I'm a country boy.



Fricken redneck