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IS THERE A DUMBER SPORTS ANNOUNCER THAN BRENT MUSBURGER?

 
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IS THERE A DUMBER SPORTS ANNOUNCER THAN BRENT MUSBURGER?
Don't get me wrong, they are all dummies...but this guy takes the cake. Been suffering through his announcing my whole life.


So it's near the end of the North Carolina / LSU game and North Carolina attempts an 0n-side kick.


It gets recovered by North Carolina and Musburger keeps yelping "The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball has to go ten yards !! - as if he and he alone had realized the one and only rule of football and everyone else is missing it.

Well, yeah, the ball has to go ten yards before the kicking team can recover it - UNLESS THE BALL TOUCHES A MEMBER OF THE RECEIVING TEAM !!!


THEN IT'S A LIVE FUCKING BALL !!!


AND IT WAS CLEAR THAT IT TOUCHED A MEMBER OF THE RECEIVING TEAM !!!!!!!!!!


AMAZING HOW STUPID AN UNINFORMED THESE ANNOUNCERS ARE ABOUT THE VERY SPORT THEY HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCING THEIR WHOLE LIVES !!!!
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Maybe his teleprompter was screwed up.
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Mush Mouth has made a career out of being one of the worst of the worst.

Even Dandy Don Merideth was better than Mush. And that was when Cosell was puking on Don's cowboy boots.
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Another thing he does that just irks me is that he always strings together 5 -7 sentences describing as play a play - he writes a whole story about it - not allowing his co-announcer to say a word.


Every call is a long paragraph.....wish I could stuff his mouth with cream cheese...
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Another thing he does that just irks me is that he always strings together 5 -7 sentences describing a play - he writes a whole story about it - not allowing his co-announcer to say a word.
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Best post on GLP. I have hated Musburger since day one. Oh, I forgot how much I hate Billy Packer too.
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Best post on GLP. I have hated Musburger since day one. Oh, I forgot how much I hate Billy Packer too.
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Hands down dumbest of all time was Keith Jackson. Still remember the plays he totally missed or screwed up totally after leveling that booming voice of his while making the wrong fucking call.
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I'm a Carolina grad who birthed a Carolina grad with a future grad in school so there may be those who say I'm biased. BUT Brent Musburger is the WORST sportscaster that ever existed on TV. Even worse than Billy Packer whom I've always considered to be the bottom of the bottom feeders. Last night's LSU/Carolina ABC broadcast was the most error filled, mind boggling sports event I've ever watched ... and I'm a die hard sports fan, so don't assume I'm just some dumb old broad. He's absolutely clueless. It was painfully obvious that Kirk Herbstreit tried in vain to correct many of Brent's wrong observations ... and that's comments about both teams, just not the Heels. Does he even understand the game of football? And to add insult to injury, you're trying to enjoy what was an amazing, yet heartbreaking, last 2:40 of the game only to have this moron want to discuss Boise State's ranking in the Coaches Poll? I know, I know, he was trying to set up the Boise State/Va Tech game for the TV audience but pleeeeze. It's just utterly amazing that someone that says the stupidest things and performs so very poorly in front of the camera still has a job. Wake up ESPN/ABC and get someone in the booth that knows what the hell is going on!

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ask the lady he bite on the back.....
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No this guys:

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Don't get me wrong, they are all dummies...but this guy takes the cake. Been suffering through his announcing my whole life.


So it's near the end of the North Carolina / LSU game and North Carolina attempts an 0n-side kick.


It gets recovered by North Carolina and Musburger keeps yelping "The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball didn't go ten yards ! The ball has to go ten yards !! - as if he and he alone had realized the one and only rule of football and everyone else is missing it.

Well, yeah, the ball has to go ten yards before the kicking team can recover it - UNLESS THE BALL TOUCHES A MEMBER OF THE RECEIVING TEAM !!!


THEN IT'S A LIVE FUCKING BALL !!!


AND IT WAS CLEAR THAT IT TOUCHED A MEMBER OF THE RECEIVING TEAM !!!!!!!!!!


AMAZING HOW STUPID AN UNINFORMED THESE ANNOUNCERS ARE ABOUT THE VERY SPORT THEY HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCING THEIR WHOLE LIVES !!!!
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Brett was on the under, bro.
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You know, it's tough to pick the worst. I watch a lot of golf and even these most intelligent sounding, soft-talking announcers completely miss the call on a game that moves along at a snail's pace. Case in point was a few weeks ago where a guy had a tough putt on the 18th green for a par who was leading the tournament while a guy back in the fairway who had a good look at the green could have leapfrogged the guy on the green and won the tournament with a birdie - but it never, ever occurred to the announcer to point it out. I know this sounds a bit nebulous, but it's golf. Finally - the announcer got the clue about 5 minutes later...I mean, are these guys just voices attached to nothing?
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No this guys:


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that's funny stuff.
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I'm a Carolina grad who birthed a Carolina grad with a future grad in school so there may be those who say I'm biased. BUT Brent Musburger is the WORST sportscaster that ever existed on TV. Even worse than Billy Packer whom I've always considered to be the bottom of the bottom feeders. Last night's LSU/Carolina ABC broadcast was the most error filled, mind boggling sports event I've ever watched ... and I'm a die hard sports fan, so don't assume I'm just some dumb old broad. He's absolutely clueless. It was painfully obvious that Kirk Herbstreit tried in vain to correct many of Brent's wrong observations ... and that's comments about both teams, just not the Heels. Does he even understand the game of football? And to add insult to injury, you're trying to enjoy what was an amazing, yet heartbreaking, last 2:40 of the game only to have this moron want to discuss Boise State's ranking in the Coaches Poll? I know, I know, he was trying to set up the Boise State/Va Tech game for the TV audience but pleeeeze. It's just utterly amazing that someone that says the stupidest things and performs so very poorly in front of the camera still has a job. Wake up ESPN/ABC and get someone in the booth that knows what the hell is going on!
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Thanks for being so disgusted with me. He is just terrible. And the combination of his total self-assured voice coupled with the fact that he's a complete moron only pisses me off.
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Lue Holtz has a issue with talking with his denture rattling around in his mouth.
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
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Mussberger is a c*nt and should be relegated to women's golf.
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Just have to chime in here. He is the only guy announcing football games that I dont want to listen to. He takes away from the game. Dittos for the guy who noticed how many prepositional phrases he uses when none are needed....
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Lue Holtz has a issue with talking with his denture rattling around in his mouth.
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It's LOU Holtz
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Are there dumber humans that sports fans?
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ask the lady he bite on the back.....
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I believe you are mistaking him for Marv Albert.
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This might make wathcing a game with Brent a little easier and a lot more fun.

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I agree with you, OP, Musburger sucks. Like you, I've had to put up with the guy for freaking ever. As a Texas fan, Mushmouth is the bane of my sports enjoyment. Whenever Texas has a big game, Mush has to be there to run them down.

His most favorite thing to say in life is OKLA-HOMA SOONERS! which makes him the biggest dumbass on the planet in my book.

I always turn the sound off when the guys inevitably announces our games.
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oh and the reason he was so adamant about that onside kick is because he had money on LSU
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Hawk Harrelson is the only one worse
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I'm a Carolina grad who birthed a Carolina grad with a future grad in school so there may be those who say I'm biased. BUT Brent Musburger is the WORST sportscaster that ever existed on TV. Even worse than Billy Packer whom I've always considered to be the bottom of the bottom feeders. Last night's LSU/Carolina ABC broadcast was the most error filled, mind boggling sports event I've ever watched ... and I'm a die hard sports fan, so don't assume I'm just some dumb old broad. He's absolutely clueless. It was painfully obvious that Kirk Herbstreit tried in vain to correct many of Brent's wrong observations ... and that's comments about both teams, just not the Heels. Does he even understand the game of football? And to add insult to injury, you're trying to enjoy what was an amazing, yet heartbreaking, last 2:40 of the game only to have this moron want to discuss Boise State's ranking in the Coaches Poll? I know, I know, he was trying to set up the Boise State/Va Tech game for the TV audience but pleeeeze. It's just utterly amazing that someone that says the stupidest things and performs so very poorly in front of the camera still has a job. Wake up ESPN/ABC and get someone in the booth that knows what the hell is going on!
 Quoting: Heel Mom

Damn betcha Mom: Never liked him and never will the producers must have thought this would be a "non" game with so much of the "Heels" kept out of play. But they left out the game these kids have and LSU should go home heads down and beaten by the freshman travelers at NC State.
Native of Oregon and football man.
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oh my goodness gracious no!

phil simms is the worst!
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I agree with you, OP, Musburger sucks. Like you, I've had to put up with the guy for freaking ever. As a Texas fan, Mushmouth is the bane of my sports enjoyment. Whenever Texas has a big game, Mush has to be there to run them down.

His most favorite thing to say in life is OKLA-HOMA SOONERS! which makes him the biggest dumbass on the planet in my book.

I always turn the sound off when the guys inevitably announces our games.
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Dude: The Mushmouth never says anything good about anybody but Ohio State, he hates the PAC 10 although he's a big sky alum. He runs his mouth about B.S.U. because he, along with Colin Cowheard think this will get the coaches to over play the teams in their schedules and harm the outcome of their playoff game strength.
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Lue Holtz has a issue with talking with his denture rattling around in his mouth.



It's LOU Holtz
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So whats so great about him he cant talk but yet they let him announce!
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
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