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My ex wife's tits....

 
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My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
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09/05/2010 11:34 PM
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Wow, my tits are like, ugh...pillow pets. lol
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Boo fuckety hoo, loser.
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09/05/2010 11:35 PM
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If tits makes your life no wonder you are a loser!!
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09/05/2010 11:35 PM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
 Quoting: ookie

Small tits rock...they don't sag, and look perky for a lifetime!

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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
 Quoting: ookie

Pics?
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If tits makes your life no wonder you are a loser!!
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They don't make my life. But they are one hell of a distraction.
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09/05/2010 11:59 PM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
I get a similar nostalgic feeling when I play basketball.
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09/06/2010 12:01 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.

Small tits rock...they don't sag, and look perky for a lifetime!

thumbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840024



My tits turn me one when I look at them. ;) I LOVE MY PILLOW PETS.
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09/06/2010 12:03 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Well..maybe she would not BE an "EX" if you spent MORE time clicking on HER tits than your MOUSE!!!

She fucked you off through lack of attention.

Wome NEED their tits played with like us men need our cocks sucked..its an emotional NEED in both sexes and has the SAME result.
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09/06/2010 12:05 AM
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When I was 14 my friends and I classified tits into 4 categories based on size. From smallest to largest they were:
booblets
boobettes
boobs
boobongas
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09/06/2010 12:08 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.

Small tits rock...they don't sag, and look perky for a lifetime!

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My tits turn me one when I look at them. ;) I LOVE MY PILLOW PETS.
 Quoting: X 1087819


Pics or GTFO!
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09/06/2010 12:13 AM

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Someone should invent a computer mouse that is a tit....silicone with a nipple...have a few colortones and nipple shades to choose from. You can squeeze it while you scroll and click. Bet there is money to be made in that. Call them a "titmouse".

Last Edited by woowoochic on 09/06/2010 12:14 AM
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09/06/2010 12:13 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.

Small tits rock...they don't sag, and look perky for a lifetime!

thumbs



My tits turn me one when I look at them. ;) I LOVE MY PILLOW PETS.


Pics or GTFO!
 Quoting: Lion Stare





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09/06/2010 12:15 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Well..maybe she would not BE an "EX" if you spent MORE time clicking on HER tits than your MOUSE!!!

She fucked you off through lack of attention.

Wome NEED their tits played with like us men need our cocks sucked..its an emotional NEED in both sexes and has the SAME result.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090617


Actually she used to get mad because I would hold them too much. I like to play "bra" with boobs and stand behind the woman and hold them for her. She didn't like that for some reason. Weird.
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09/06/2010 12:19 AM
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Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
 Quoting: ookie




Hmmmm a Shemale!!!!!!
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09/06/2010 12:19 AM
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I feel sorry for you OP. That you felt like you had to post somethong like this about someone you loved to a forum of strangers.

Hopefully time will heal you wounds
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09/06/2010 12:20 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
 Quoting: ookie


Which swampy area did you bury her in?
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09/06/2010 12:33 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
that's fucked up. cats got bigger tits that that.

throw that fucking mouse away.
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09/06/2010 12:38 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
I dropped in to see my ex a few years ago when I was in the states...

shocked the hell outta me.. she lifted her top and showed me the results of her new boob job!

The aftermath wasn't so bad either... pays to keep in touch with the ex sometimes....:o)

Last Edited by OsoSmooth on 09/06/2010 12:46 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.

Small tits rock...they don't sag, and look perky for a lifetime!

thumbs



My tits turn me one when I look at them. ;) I LOVE MY PILLOW PETS.


Pics or GTFO!





iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090636

GTFO! butt
ookie (OP)

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09/06/2010 01:04 AM
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I feel sorry for you OP. That you felt like you had to post something like this about someone you loved to a forum of strangers.

Hopefully time will heal you wounds
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051614


The last time I saw her body it had so many stretch marks it looked like a red fruit stripe gum stick. She weighed 95 pounds. Her bones all stuck out. She had spider veins and varicose veins on her legs so bad they looked like road maps. She had a huge red scar on her side from her appendectomy. Her hair was dyed in a way that when she wore a french braid her head had a skunk stripe down the back of it. She wore a pound of makeup every day. (Which cost me a TON of money) and went through about 10 cans of hairspray per week.

Time won't heal my wounds. Some wounds never heal. My bitterness goes deep. Very deep. After 20 years nothing has diminished and never will. Oh well.
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09/06/2010 01:07 AM
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I feel sorry for you OP. That you felt like you had to post something like this about someone you loved to a forum of strangers.

Hopefully time will heal you wounds


The last time I saw her body it had so many stretch marks it looked like a red fruit stripe gum stick. She weighed 95 pounds. Her bones all stuck out. She had spider veins and varicose veins on her legs so bad they looked like road maps. She had a huge red scar on her side from her appendectomy. Her hair was dyed in a way that when she wore a french braid her head had a skunk stripe down the back of it. She wore a pound of makeup every day. (Which cost me a TON of money) and went through about 10 cans of hairspray per week.

Time won't heal my wounds. Some wounds never heal. My bitterness goes deep. Very deep. After 20 years nothing has diminished and never will. Oh well.
 Quoting: ookie



cry me a river bitch
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09/06/2010 01:07 AM
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Were the exact same size as the computer mouse I use. Just noticed that. Sit in my hand the same way hers used to.
 Quoting: ookie


And I'm sure she thinks of you every time she uses a pencil
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09/06/2010 01:13 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
I can see why she is your ex.
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09/06/2010 01:16 AM
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Boo fuckety hoo, loser.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

bump
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09/06/2010 01:17 AM
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When I was 14 my friends and I classified tits into 4 categories based on size. From smallest to largest they were:
booblets
boobettes
boobs
boobongas
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090593


fag
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09/06/2010 01:18 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
She loves when I super soak them with my man juice
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Someone should invent a computer mouse that is a tit....silicone with a nipple...have a few colortones and nipple shades to choose from. You can squeeze it while you scroll and click. Bet there is money to be made in that. Call them a "titmouse".
 Quoting: woowoochic



F'n flawless. Kudos !!
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09/06/2010 01:21 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
what kinda psi-op you runnin OP?

First you post as a woman griping about her ex and now a very similar post for the man about his ex.


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09/06/2010 02:20 AM
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Re: My ex wife's tits....
what kinda psi-op you runnin OP?

First you post as a woman griping about her ex and now a very similar post for the man about his ex.


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1067988


I have NEVER posted as a woman. Where do you get that shit? Have a problem with reading comprehension? Stoned? Drunk?

You folk are mean tonight. Share a random thought and get pilloried for it. That's ok. I love you weirdos anyway.

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