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| EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
User ID: 12809
6/18/2005 1:09 PM
Report abusive post | ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++
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HELLO EARTHLINGS,
I am a extra terrestrial and I have been reading your webforums and magazines and watched your t.v channels and monitored your phone calls
I have decided to be the first alien to let himself be asked questions and answer and that all on GLP.
I await your questions
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...V |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5377
6/18/2005 1:11 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
So, you come to serve man?
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| Wiley Coyote
User ID: 1652
6/18/2005 1:11 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
We taste just like chicken. |
| Mister_Obvious
User ID: 128
6/18/2005 1:12 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
What´s your favorite cookbook? |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 343
6/18/2005 1:12 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
When? Are you going away and leave us alone? |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:13 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
What´s your name?
What are your top 3 favourite TV channels?
What are your top 3 favourite web forums?
What´s your favourite movie?
What other forums will you be doing Q&A on?
Where do you live (on Earth, I mean)?
And...
Why are you wasting my time? |
| OK I´ll Bite ....
User ID: 1655
6/18/2005 1:13 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
WHY can´t you get the flock OFF of our planet, leave us poor earthlings ALONE, STOP with the butt-probes and abductions, STOP with the implants and manipulaitons, STOP trying to take our planet away from us, STOP monitoring our behaviors, STOP manipulating our dreams, STOP engineering wars amoung us humans (you know you do, don´t deny it dammit!), STOP bioengineering our dna with your own repulsive glop ..... in short ..... WHY CAN´T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE AND GET OFF OUR PLANET, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5377
6/18/2005 1:13 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
I´m touching my toes, anticipating that anal probe!
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| Mister_Obvious
User ID: 128
6/18/2005 1:14 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
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| Concerned Aussie from Perth
User ID: 1488
6/18/2005 1:14 PM
 | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
42?
(-: |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:14 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
Oh - forgot to say - can you please provide transcript of most interesting phone call you have monitored?
And, what´s your favourite cocktail? |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9606
6/18/2005 1:15 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
I´m not THIS bored...no wait... |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:17 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
++WHERE DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH++ |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:18 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
++WHY AM I FARTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?++ |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:18 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
++HOW OLD ARE YOU++
++++++++DO YOU HAVE ANY sisters++++++++++ |
| Mister_Obvious
User ID: 128
6/18/2005 1:19 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
>++WHY AM I FARTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?++<
Oh that´s so weird! I farted just before I read that!
 
Explain THAT, Mister Extraterrestrial!! |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8931
6/18/2005 1:20 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
How can I personally contact and meet you? How can you contribute for Good of this Planet? |
| AA
User ID: 171
6/18/2005 1:20 PM
 | | AA
User ID: 171
6/18/2005 1:22 PM
| | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
MO you farted? Thought I smelled something. 
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) |
| Mister_Obvious
User ID: 128
6/18/2005 1:23 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
>AND NO I DO NOT LIVE ON EARTH<
They´ve got the internet on other planets!?
...Or are you sending this via telepathy?
Cause I do that a lot.
Infact, I´m not even awake right now.
I´m having a dream about a giant bong. |
| Wiley Coyote
User ID: 1652
6/18/2005 1:24 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
"BUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS WAR OF THE WORLDS"
What did you think of the original version? |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8931
6/18/2005 1:24 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
If there is no such thing as time why don´t you reply simultaneously with an asked question?
Please describe an agenda behind you. |
| AA
User ID: 171
6/18/2005 1:25 PM
| | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
ALIEN Do you wake up with morning wood too?
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8931
6/18/2005 1:25 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
If you gave us a language, then why in the world you cannot spell your own name? Even if it emotional there are plenty of emotional words around. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 726
6/18/2005 1:25 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
Whats so EXTRA about you... |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1655
6/18/2005 1:27 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
Hey, ALIEN, FWIW, you´re not the ONLY ET in the Universe. MY Big Brother Alien can outwhip your ass AND YOUR big brother alien, along with everyone of your ilk!
Just keep that in mind, you horse manure. We know what you´re up to, and it won´t be tolerated. Suggestion: get OFF this planet and leave earthlings alone! Don´t forget the ´warning´ .... STAND BACK AND STAND DOWN!
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| Caribbean Blue
User ID: 1085
6/18/2005 1:27 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
Please tell us, if you are E.T., about antigravity technology and so-called time travel.
How can these two be accomplished in theory and in practice?
If you say that there is no time, then can you tell us about something significant that will happen in our near ´future´?
Thank you |
| AA
User ID: 171
6/18/2005 1:28 PM
| | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
Yea if you gave us the english language, why are you not very good at using it?
"WE GAVE YOU HUMANS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SOME TIME AGO WE LEARNED YOU THE LANGUAGE TO BE PRECISE YOU ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING ONE OF OUR LANGUAGES NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND"
Why do you talk in all caps? I guess the saturday morning cartoons are already over.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) |
| bundy
User ID: 15193
6/18/2005 1:29 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
WHATS THAT BROWN STUFF AROUND UR-AN-US?
OH,and I caught one of your guys in the woods once, YOU taste like chicken  |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1741
6/18/2005 1:29 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
less realistic THAN the remake, alien |
| me
User ID: 1488
6/18/2005 1:30 PM | | Re: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ | Quote |
ARE YOU A FRIEND OR FOE OF SHERRY SHRINER &
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREKKY? |
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