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ST in BG,

As promised I located the last message I received from ace. It was forwarded by someone else. It was much longer ago than I remembered.

"Thursday, 7 December 2000, at 9:16 p.m.

you are same size as who you call ace

he says this is humor"

The last message before that one came from ace himself directly. That one came as a surprise after a nearly a year of no contact. ace has always called me teacher:

"Wednesday, 28 June 2000, at 2:38 p.m.

you should know that you have been observed

teacher you are slow but you eventually receive message

standby"

You are right about ace´s wit, but that last message is still a mystery to me. I was always able to understand what he meant before that in many messates, but that one stumped me. However, later the one who forwarded ace´s humorous remark began to address me as Lt. Commander. ace was a commander. Not much that being ever said was very understandable and he would not explain why he was calling me that at the time. I still don´t know. He referred to ace as Fleet Commander.

** Hee Hee Hee !! ... I Love His Humor/Wit !!!

Ok !! ... You Need To Understand That Zeta Humor Is Not Always What Is Revealed Completely On The Surface !! ... Esentially There Are Many Truths & Laugh Lines !! ... *I Say "Laugh Lines" As The Joke/Giggles Are From The Zetas Understanding Completely What Is Said ... And Yourself Having That Perplexed Look And Thought !! ... What ??? ... And We Just Cannot Contain Ourselves From Bursting Out Laughing/Snorting !! ... *This Is No Offense To You ... It Is Just Well ... *We Love To Pull Off Great Zingers !! ... *I Speak From Great Experience On This !! ... Having Been Caught Many Times !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

You say you understand what ace meant by our being the same size. He´s less than four feet tall and I´m about 5´ 6. That´s why I still don´t understand his joke.

*Yes Indeed I Understand !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!! ... As I Am Connected To The "Zeta Net" (The Zeta Reticulian Cerebral Network)

*Well To Understand What Was Said ... "you are same size as who you call ace" ... The Being Is Saying ... That You Are Like Myself (ST In BG) !! ... Not Only In Terrestrial Form ... But In Zeta Form As Well !! ... So This Explains Also The Reference To: Lt. Commander (You In Zeta Form) ... And "Ace" As: Commander/Fleet Commander (In Zeta Form)


Later, this message was sent to me:

"Tuesday, 14 August 2001, at 4:39 p.m.

arrival 0130 est 9/24/01

adapter to be provided

southwest of house

visual and communication

be prepared"

Suffice it to say they were a no-show and it was quite some time before there was any explaination offered for their failure to show up. A friend of mine was also told they would arrive west of his house at 11:30 p.m. on 9/24/01. They didn´t appear there either. He is a professional photographer and had been instructed to bring his cameras to take pictures. His contact was to be visual only. He was told not to approach the craft until he was told. They didn´t show up. We´ve been waiting for further contact ever since but it still hasn´t happened.

Thanks.

*I Enjoyed Reading Of Your Messages !! ... I Regret Hearing That The Last Contact Had To Be Cancelled !! ... I Am Told That "Other Matters" Needed To Be Attended To !!

*I Hope That Our Explanation Of Ace´s Joke & The One Who Forwarded The Message(s) Is Not Taken In Offense !! .. This Was Made In Wonderful Zeta Humor !! ... Of Which We All Love A Great Joke/Gag !!! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

ST In BG
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" In Fact Our People Are Known As ... "The Clown Healers Of The Universe" !! ..."




The Clown Healers..?


woohoo


Isn´t that the truth....THAT is funny.
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I needed that.

I´m the Clown Princess of Bavaria, btw...
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wthread and its also bsflag
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Please note, all postings on the board using the handle Creedo 299 are counterfeit and subject to identify theft ruleings.

The poster doing this posting, has had past run ins with the law.
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ST in BG, please answer this question true or false.

If you answer false, then all you have said is in error.

In the 1970s, a contingent of Zeta Reticulans had landed in Switzerland with the Pleiadeans?
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ST in BG,

You´re right about giggles. ace doesn´t laugh. He really giggles. I once discovered that he is ticklish. His amazing giggle directly into my mind that seemed to fill my entire being with joy was so good I kept saying any silly thing I could think of in an attempt to make him giggle again. When that didn´t work I goosed him. Soon all I had to do was say I was going to goose him to set him off.

ace called me teacher way back in October, ´96 because as a scientist he was doing research on us. He considered a small group of people his teachers because he was learning some things from us. He decided to choose me as head teacher and has never called me anything else. I´ve always been only teacher to ace and his friends since then. It was his own idea. It was a surprise to me when he called me teacher in his first message to me.

Well, if possible please tell ace that teacher is looking for him. I still live in the place where he could turn up very easily and not be seen. I think that´s why he told me not to move. I´m out in the middle of nowhere in a small hollow that´s sort of like a box canyon. Nobody could see his big black triangle here.

Oh, tell ace to give jeb, josh and sport my love as well. They´re his pilot and crew. jeb isn´t Zeta, not a short Grey. He flies ace´s 80 foot long personal black triangle.
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Greetings: Hahahahaa!! (juanita)
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"In Fact Our People Are Known As ... "The Clown Healers Of The Universe" !! ..."


The Clown Healers..?

** Yes Indeed !! ... We Have A Very Ornery Ornery Ornery/Mischevious Disposition !! ... We Love A Great Laugh ... Great Gags & Practial Jokes !!

*And While We Love To Laugh ... We Are Also Highly Intelligent & Skilled At ManyThings !! ... One Of Which Is Our Advanced Medical Technologies & Skills !! ... We Are Excellent Doctors/Healers !! ... And Heal The Suffering Of Many Many Many Lifeforms !!!

*But Of Course We Love To Leave An "Ornery Calling Card" ... Guess Who ?? ... We Were Here !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!


Quote: "Isn´t that the truth....THAT is funny.
I needed that.

I´m the Clown Princess of Bavaria, btw..."

*Oh You Are ?? ... We Are Pleased To Meet Your Royal Aquaintence !! .. Hee Hee Hee !!!

ST In BG
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ST in BG is apparently not an alien however someone who steals I.P call handles and is mimicking aliens.
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Greetings: rather not say who
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Quote: "Please note, all postings on the board using the handle Creedo 299 are counterfeit and subject to identify theft ruleings.

The poster doing this posting, has had past run ins with the law."

"Quote: "ST in BG, please answer this question true or false.

If you answer false, then all you have said is in error.

In the 1970s, a contingent of Zeta Reticulans had landed in Switzerland with the Pleiadeans?"

Quote: "ST in BG is apparently not an alien however someone who steals I.P call handles and is mimicking aliens."

*We Regret To Say That Your Need Of Response Is Suspect ... By The Thoughts Ingrained In Your Last Message

*One That "Points A Finger" Has Many Fingers Pointed Back At Them !!

*We Are As We Are ... And Do Not Do As You Proclaim !! ... Your Thoughts Are In Error & Without Substance !!

ST In BG
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The receipt was in the 1980s that three of the real Grays numbers appeared for a medical service.

There were two on the right and one of the left.

This was a neutral calling and only the Reticulan Empire knows of this.
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Question ST in BG

The denizens of MU ate. It was a kind or protein paste they spread over their chest and gills.

Now, what entity in UFO lore does just that same kind of thing to stay alive?
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do your Females also practice felatio ?

↓Alien Female
yak s226 ← Alien male !
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To the real aliens the poster ST in BG says he is an alien.

It looks like an indentity has been stolen in this thread.

Well if ST in BG is an alien, then yeah, go ahead, let then meet up with the Zetians tonight?
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Greetings: Realgoodgin
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The receipt was in the 1980s that three of the real Grays numbers appeared for a medical service.

There were two on the right and one of the left.

This was a neutral calling and only the Reticulan Empire knows of this.

**Ok If You Say So !! ... There Are Many Things That I Am Not Privy To ... As I Am Not Involved With These !! ... *Hmmm ?? ... You Don´t Say ?? ... The Reticulan Empire ... I Wasn´t Aware We Had An Empire !! ... *So Right There This Tells Me You Are In Error !!

Quote: "To the real aliens the poster ST in BG says he is an alien.

It looks like an indentity has been stolen in this thread.

Well if ST in BG is an alien, then yeah, go ahead, let then meet up with the Zetians tonight?"

*Hardly Realgoodgin !! ... We Have Made The Point Before In Regard To Our Being "Extraterrestrial" Rather Then "Alien" !!

No Noone Has Thefted That I Am Aware Of !! ... Try Again !!

*Looks To Me Like A Poster That Wishes To Use Their "Skills" ?? ... At Attempting To Ridicule & Make Fun Of ... So As To Purposely Undermine And Or ... To Get Their "Jollies" & Boost Their Ego !! ... To Be Ignored !! ... Next !! >>>>>

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Greetings: The operator
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Quote: "Question ST in BG

The denizens of MU ate. It was a kind or protein paste they spread over their chest and gills.

Now, what entity in UFO lore does just that same kind of thing to stay alive?"

*Well None Of Our People Do ... If This Is Where The Question Was Heading !! ... As There Are Those That Have Garbled This Information !!

ST In BG
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Hey opi, did you change your mind about SG in BS?

WTF is going on with you?
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"WTF is going on with you"

Why 11342 getting mad won´t help Just asking liltle questions.
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Not mad just wondering.

Zeta are evil though not all.
But he says to speak for all Zetas so very fishy stinky suspect I think.
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The only way this thing works, at all, is the love frequency. Here´s why:

First, by loving your enemies, you are exposing them to their very worst nightmare - a frequency and vibration completely alien to them. In some cases, literally. No pun intended.

Love will heal wounded hearts. Love will burn haters. Love will inspire more love.

By hating or using the hate frequency, YOU FEED YOUR ENEMY, GIVE THEM FUEL. So, that doesn´t work.
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OK, you know what you´re doing.
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And that´s why the opposition tries so hard to get you off-center. For example, when someone sends you slander or hints at it, are they really your friend? Or is the goal to get you upset, mad, and reactive? See?

Flattery, gossip, et al - all tools of the darkside.
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Greetings: Anonymous Coward
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Quote: "Not mad just wondering.

Zeta are evil though not all.
But he says to speak for all Zetas so very fishy stinky suspect I think."

*Nowhere I Am Aware Of Anonymous Coward: User ID: 11342 ... Did I Say I Speak For All Zetas !!

*In Regard To Zetas Being Evil ... I Can Only State A Line From The Warner Brother´s Bug´s Bunny Charactor ... I Which He Says ... "He Don´t Know Me Very Well Do He" !! ... As You Are Not Of Us ... You Do Not Know Us !!

ST In BG
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"Or is the goal to get you upset, mad, and reactive?"



(((See)))))rolleyes
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Greetings: The operator
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Quote: The only way this thing works, at all, is the love frequency. Here´s why:

First, by loving your enemies, you are exposing them to their very worst nightmare - a frequency and vibration completely alien to them. In some cases, literally. No pun intended.

Love will heal wounded hearts. Love will burn haters. Love will inspire more love.

By hating or using the hate frequency, YOU FEED YOUR ENEMY, GIVE THEM FUEL. So, that doesn´t work.

Quote: "And that´s why the opposition tries so hard to get you off-center. For example, when someone sends you slander or hints at it, are they really your friend? Or is the goal to get you upset, mad, and reactive? See?

Flattery, gossip, et al - all tools of the darkside"

*Ahh !! ... So We Are Considered "The Enemy", "The Opposition" ??

*There Is Only One Problem With Your Premise ... What If Those That Are Considered From "The Dark Side" ... Are Of The Love Vibration !! ... Sort Of Throws The Money Wrench Into The Gears !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

ST In BG
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Love does the work.

smile_kisssmile_hear
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Quote:
> *ST = Honorable Title
> *BG = Terra/Earth Cooridnates

HAH! After days waiting and reading... i got ya... maybe, just a suitable hint for my question pages ago. :-)

Sir Troubadix-Zetariots in Bulgaria
Sir T. in Bergamo
Sister Trouble in Bowling Green (State University)
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(just for fun)

Anyway, keep up the good and worth postings!

greetings

cheer
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ST in BG,

You´re right about giggles. ace doesn´t laugh. He really giggles. I once discovered that he is ticklish. His amazing giggle directly into my mind that seemed to fill my entire being with joy was so good I kept saying any silly thing I could think of in an attempt to make him giggle again. When that didn´t work I goosed him. Soon all I had to do was say I was going to goose him to set him off.

**Heee Heee Heeee !!!!

ace called me teacher way back in October, ´96 because as a scientist he was doing research on us. He considered a small group of people his teachers because he was learning some things from us. He decided to choose me as head teacher and has never called me anything else. I´ve always been only teacher to ace and his friends since then. It was his own idea. It was a surprise to me when he called me teacher in his first message to me.

**Oh Wow !! ... Very Nice !!!

Well, if possible please tell ace that teacher is looking for him. I still live in the place where he could turn up very easily and not be seen. I think that´s why he told me not to move. I´m out in the middle of nowhere in a small hollow that´s sort of like a box canyon. Nobody could see his big black triangle here.

**Okey Dokey !! ... Will Do My Friend !! ... I Have A "Feeling" You Will Be In Touch !!

Oh, tell ace to give jeb, josh and sport my love as well. They´re his pilot and crew. jeb isn´t Zeta, not a short Grey. He flies ace´s 80 foot long personal black triangle.

**I Will Pass The Message Along !! ... I Know They Miss You ... As Much As You Miss Them !! ... But As I Say ... I Have A "Feeling" You´ve Be In Touch !!

Take Care !!

ST In BG
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Greetings: M in B
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Quote:
> *ST = Honorable Title
> *BG = Terra/Earth Cooridnates

HAH! After days waiting and reading... i got ya... maybe, just a suitable hint for my question pages ago. :-)

Sir Troubadix-Zetariots in Bulgaria
Sir T. in Bergamo
Sister Trouble in Bowling Green (State University)
...
(just for fun)

Anyway, keep up the good and worth postings!

greetings

**Well Maybe You Do ... But Then Again ... Maybe You Don´t !! ... Hee Hee Heee !!!

But I/We Couldn´t Resist Putting Some Kind Of "Hint" Out There !! ... To Tantalize !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

Hmmm ??? .... Interesting Selections !! ... But Isn´t Sir Troubadix-Zetariots In Bulgaria ... ST-Z (Or STZ) In BG ?? ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

Sir T. In Bergamo ... Curiousier & Curiousier !! ... *I Suspect It Is Better Then Sir C. (Sir Coffee Or Mr.C (Mister Coffee) In Bergamo !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!

Yes Indeed Those Campus Sorority Sisters !! ... Tisk Tisk !! ... Always Getting Out Of Hand !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!!

*Love To Keep You Guessing !!!!

Why Thank You For The Kind Compliment !! ... We Will Keep Plugging Away !!

Take Care !!

ST In BG
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Greetings once more ST in BG,

Glad to see you are still around or perpendicular as the case maybe. I see you have been having fun with the local idiots on glp. I cannot imagine what it is like to live in such a closed cenacle mind, so I guess that kind of makes me closed minded LOL.

Sorry for my long absence, my wife had a bought with kidney stones (third time). She is doing somewhat better now. I always hate it when she is in pain, I feel I am in enough of it for both of us LOL. Plus having to take her to these sorry excuses for medical people is never any fun. Although the ones today seemed to do the best they could.

Speaking of doctors...I have the ability to heal some problems by using energy. It is usually hot, hot enough that it causes my hands to sweat as I pass the energy through them. What aggrevates me is that I can´t seem to get it to work on myself, or family (i.e. my wife). I believe it may be due to resistance on their part on an unconcious level. My wife witnessed me save or now older cats life with it once but she still refuses to ask me for that kind of help. As far as not working on myself I have no idea as to why it doesn´t work.

I have also been a pretty good sender in telepathy but not a very good receiver. I was once told that in Atlantis I was the transmitter of a transmitting/receiving team in a communications center. Any ideas on that? By the way if you do end up receiving anything let me know so I can see how well I have been doing. Maybe I can set up some kind of test message for me to send to you if you are game.

As far as the Reptillian hand pushing me back into body. I can only assume Reptillian due to what I can remember about the hand. The skin was close to what a lizard skin looks like and was dark in color. The three fingers seemed to be about the width of two of our fingers, wider at the base narrowing to the top. That is all I can remember it was over pretty quick and immediately woke me up. Not that I have ever in my knowledge met a Reptillian it is just what I would imagine they look like. Could it have anything to do with the fact that my wife at that time was a manic depressive?

Well I guess that is enough to chew on for right now. Thanks again for the great times and reads.

Pizza, slugs and lighting bugs,


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