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I would like to tell another movie story : Over The Hedge (2006) ( A funny Animation movie)
( Hear what animals talk about Human ) -----------------
It's about the hedge that borders between human community and forest animal community.
(Turtle said: )
Half the forest is gone. The oak trees and the berry bushes, they're just... they're just gone.
What'll we do for food? How are we gonna live? I don't know.
But here's what I do know. We will be fine as long as no one goes over Steve again.
(Racoon said:)
It's called a hedge, and it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend. It is the gateway to the good life. I'm RJ. Don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about.
You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise. Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here. No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather food,store it for the winter?
Let me ask ya, how long's it take? - You know, to fill the log? - Two hundred and seventy-four days. - Ever done it in a week? - That's impossible. Not if we work together. You've got the food gathering skills, I've got the know-how, - and they have the food! Loads of food. Heaps of food. Food out the wazoo! Well, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo,
That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT and good old MSG, a.k.a., the chip. Nacho cheese flavor.
- That thing's huge! - What is that? That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
Easy, easy, don't worry. That's just a human being.
And they are just as scared of us as we are of them.
Now, if a human does happen to see you, just lay down,
roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it. (hehehe!!)
Didn't you see it? It was in the box. They've always got food with them.
We eat to live, these guys live to eat.
Let me show you what I'm talking about.
The human mouth is called a "pie hole."
The human being is called a "couch potato."
That is a device to summon food. ( telephone)
That is one of the many voices of food.
That is the portal for the passing of the food.
That is one of the many food transportation vehicles.
Humans bring the food, take the food,
ship the food, they drive the food,
they wear the food! That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold.
That... I'm not sure what that is.
What do you know? Food!
That is the altar where they worship food. (TV advertising) That's what they eat when they eat too much. That gets rid of guilt so they can eat more food. Food! Food! Food! Food!
So you think they have enough? Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans, just for us.
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(other animals)
I don't think we're interested in eating. I don't know, the guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen. Yeah, I'm OK with wazoo food there.
(turtle:) The tail is tingling. - Hold on, hold on. The what is what? When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. Let me tell you, everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.
Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested.
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