I SURE DO LIKE COLD DRAFT BEER, AND CHASIN IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD TURKEY BOURBON LIQUOR

Sir, you may have an alcohol problem.

Maybe you should try some Chartreuse. It's nice!

just cause ur a disabled drunk junkie, why post this crap? Have some self respect man! You are pathetic dude. No wonder ur not a cop anymore. Just stop glorifying ur misery. We all know u hate urself

Another satisfied customer!

Wild Turkey is not a bourbon but a whiskey.

I think the kickin chicken falls into its own category.

you would have an alcohol problem too if you were cpt crunchy brainz

sounds good, only skip the beer!

wild turkey is too sweet for me. I like to chase my beer with my good friend Jim.

Pud, is that you?

Grandad used to pour wild turkey over his vanilla ice cream!

Save your pennies kiddo. "Promises" in Malibu and the Bette Ford Center are NOT cheap and you're definitely going to need to go in for a dry out sooner than later at that rate!

That's not kool-aid you're downing there, bucko. A few of those and you will be needing one of the high end dry out places.

Either place can cost upwards of $60k for a 45 day program. Save those pennies and make sure you have great insurance, too!

nope, not pud but we must be soul brothers.

Try doing it the other way. . . drink the Wild Turkey and chase it with the beer. It will work out much better that way.