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I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse

 
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I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
For the amazing low price of $19.95 + shipping & handling...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
You sold them a slap chop??
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
You sold them a slap chop??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 359818


A NWO slap chop...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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09/08/2010 05:55 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
Marketing at it's finest!

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09/08/2010 05:57 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
Damn, I was hopin it involved boobies......

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Damn, I was hopin it involved boobies......

 Quoting: guindog


Who says it didn't?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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09/08/2010 05:58 PM
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I would have bought one but the fucking taxes brought the price up beyond what I could afford! chuckle

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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
If they order right now....<<<<---- see how "Now" is really "Nwo" spelled half backwards...that's how they git ya....
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09/08/2010 06:16 PM
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see how "Now" is really "Nwo" spelled half backwards...that's how they git ya....
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Did they get "the special bonus" for being one of the first 100 callers?
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09/08/2010 06:18 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
did they get a second one for free?
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09/08/2010 06:26 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
I think you could of closed the deal selling them a 'sham, wow', wait, because they already are a sham and sit around going "wow, this isn't working out like we planned" they don't need a sham-wow, so maybe your offer is the best.
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I think you could of closed the deal selling them a 'sham, wow', wait, because they already are a sham and sit around going "wow, this isn't working out like we planned" they don't need a sham-wow, so maybe your offer is the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1092532


Every ShamWow is imbued with H1N1 and gay serum.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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09/08/2010 10:31 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
rumour amongst certain faction in the illuminati
councils have been called to debate the repercussions of such a generous offer
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09/08/2010 10:32 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
did you offer them free biological unknowns and a place in the DUMBS..

shoot me up with H1N1 and slap my ass


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09/08/2010 10:33 PM
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Another dildo to add to their collection ?
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09/08/2010 10:38 PM
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
one factions has threatened to burn the koran in protest
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Re: I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse
most are scared and can't figure an avenue of response

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