I Made the Illuminati an Offer They Couldn't Refuse

You sold them a slap chop??

A NWO slap chop...

Marketing at it's finest!

Damn, I was hopin it involved boobies......

P.S., ArunaLuna, you are sexy

Who says it didn't?

I would have bought one but the fucking taxes brought the price up beyond what I could afford!

Ribbit

If they order right now....<<<<---- see how "Now" is really "Nwo" spelled half backwards...that's how they git ya....

*takes notes to prevent self from being brainwashed*

Did they get "the special bonus" for being one of the first 100 callers?

did they get a second one for free?

I think you could of closed the deal selling them a 'sham, wow', wait, because they already are a sham and sit around going "wow, this isn't working out like we planned" they don't need a sham-wow, so maybe your offer is the best.

Every ShamWow is imbued with H1N1 and gay serum.

rumour amongst certain faction in the illuminati
councils have been called to debate the repercussions of such a generous offer

did you offer them free biological unknowns and a place in the DUMBS..

shoot me up with H1N1 and slap my ass


and i'm your's

december 1st.

Another dildo to add to their collection ?

one factions has threatened to burn the koran in protest

most are scared and can't figure an avenue of response