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UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?

 
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
I'm a demigod myself you know how you know?
You hear the voices.

oh yeah
the whispery ones? and the ones that sound like they're speaking a weird language and you can't quite make out what they're saying?


yeah does it sound like a guy or a woman?
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both at times.

also i just realized if i tell someone about something [like you guys] it wont happen for some reason or another.
that was a mega waste of my time right now.
ugh.
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When you can properly use "whether" instead of "if"

grammar police eh? how does colon cancer sound bitch?


lol - lighten up ;)

(Also, no thanks. It's not a good idea to cast spells on people, Churchy.)
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i was jk dude i never wish cancer on people unless they actually wrong me.
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.
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you are an abductee and probably genetically manipulated by them so yes a demigod
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.

you are an abductee and probably genetically manipulated by them so yes a demigod
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oh yeah, i totally forgot
my father and mother were unable to concieve for 5 years. i guess my dad and mom BOTH had shit wrong reproductively.
i randomly appeared after they had given up hope of having children.
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.

you are an abductee and probably genetically manipulated by them so yes a demigod

oh yeah, i totally forgot
my father and mother were unable to concieve for 5 years. i guess my dad and mom BOTH had shit wrong reproductively.
i randomly appeared after they had given up hope of having children.
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not appeared but she got pregnant with me.
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how do you know if you're a demigod?
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Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.
Water always wins. :sun:
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.
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i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?
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how do you know if you're a demigod?
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Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

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And a case of Pop Tarts.
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?
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NO.

How to tell if you're a douche will be you will post stupid shitty threads online proclaiming yourself a demigod, all the while PRETENDING you don't know how to tell if you are one and asking for "advice."

douche!! 1rof1

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how do you know if you're a demigod?
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Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.



And a case of Pop Tarts.
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I forgot that part. smhrts
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?


NO.

How to tell if you're a douche will be you will post stupid shitty threads online proclaiming yourself a demigod, all the while PRETENDING you don't know how to tell if you are one and asking for "advice."

douche!!
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i didnt proclaim
i wanted to actually find out how one would know.
i actually dont know
obviously im not one maybe clairvoyant at most?
and i was kidding dude
i forgot to put jk :(
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?


NO.

How to tell if you're a douche will be you will post stupid shitty threads online proclaiming yourself a demigod, all the while PRETENDING you don't know how to tell if you are one and asking for "advice."

douche!!

i didnt proclaim
i wanted to actually find out how one would know.
i actually dont know
obviously im not one maybe clairvoyant at most?
and i was kidding dude
i forgot to put jk :(
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no worries, I'm just playing :)
Water always wins. :sun:
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.



Oooooooooooooo!! hf
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hf
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LMAO!!
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
Bro you just drink a cup of gasoline and before you know it youll be flying!
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
but how would you be able to tell.. no one here said anything viable? entertaining but not viable.
i assume psychic activity would be apparent but on a more grand scale then what i have.
maybe none?

ugh
it boggles my mind.
like there could be some demigod dude just chillin doesnt even know he is one and he could be saving us from all the obama drama, bush mush, pagan reagan, carter farter, dicks on nixon, and all the other traitors to this island.
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how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.



Oooooooooooooo!! hf


hf
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hf hf s226 5a
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
Bro you just drink a cup of gasoline and before you know it youll be flying!
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you first



i hear adding broken glass helps! i'm right behind ya!
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
Bro you just drink a cup of gasoline and before you know it youll be flying!

you first



i hear adding broken glass helps! i'm right behind ya!
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not as much as a chlorine tablet
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
but how would you be able to tell.. no one here said anything viable? entertaining but not viable.
i assume psychic activity would be apparent but on a more grand scale then what i have.
maybe none?

ugh
it boggles my mind.
like there could be some demigod dude just chillin doesnt even know he is one and he could be saving us from all the obama drama, bush mush, pagan reagan, carter farter, dicks on nixon, and all the other traitors to this island.
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If you believe you have skills then why not work and practice at controlling your will? Lots of magickal texts around to help you focus your intent.
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
but how would you be able to tell.. no one here said anything viable? entertaining but not viable.
i assume psychic activity would be apparent but on a more grand scale then what i have.
maybe none?

ugh
it boggles my mind.
like there could be some demigod dude just chillin doesnt even know he is one and he could be saving us from all the obama drama, bush mush, pagan reagan, carter farter, dicks on nixon, and all the other traitors to this island.



If you believe you have skills then why not work and practice at controlling your will? Lots of magickal texts around to help you focus your intent.
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any particulars that come to mind?
i really want to get the original necronomicon [the leather one, not the lovegay one]
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Think that your hand will be fine... then turn on the blender.
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demi-gods can fly, jump from your nearest highest peak!
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
i know the feeling you have...do shit like that myself...
i wrote a long reply to you but somehow i hit a back button and all was lost....guess it wasnt meant to be said at that point in time.....but yeah dont ever mention the "wish" to anyone at all or it will not happen...i really thought the shit was just me...never thought of the demigod thing...dont like the word being used to describe me for some reason....
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Op your a god.
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
i know the feeling you have...do shit like that myself...
i wrote a long reply to you but somehow i hit a back button and all was lost....guess it wasnt meant to be said at that point in time.....but yeah dont ever mention the "wish" to anyone at all or it will not happen...i really thought the shit was just me...never thought of the demigod thing...dont like the word being used to describe me for some reason....
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i know right
i feel odd using it in that context.


i have done that back button thing MANY times.
hahahah
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
Hi,I think your a demigod i think I'm the son of Apollo.
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Re: UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?
are you an entp too OP?

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