UM, how do you know if you're a demigod?

I'm a demigod myself you know how you know?
You hear the voices.

oh yeah
the whispery ones? and the ones that sound like they're speaking a weird language and you can't quite make out what they're saying?


yeah does it sound like a guy or a woman?

When you can properly use "whether" instead of "if"

grammar police eh? how does colon cancer sound bitch?


lol - lighten up ;)

(Also, no thanks. It's not a good idea to cast spells on people, Churchy.)

i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.

i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.

you are an abductee and probably genetically manipulated by them so yes a demigod

i keep making things happen by wanting them hard
like i'll keep an idea in my head and go about my life
within a couple hours it'll happen.. it's been happening in an increasing fashion.
i just turned 22 a couple weeks back and thats when i started getting a weird dream that something comes in my room at night and takes me somewhere and i forget where
i wake up at 2 to 3 am and feel like the thing that took me is still there or just left.

you are an abductee and probably genetically manipulated by them so yes a demigod

oh yeah, i totally forgot
my father and mother were unable to concieve for 5 years. i guess my dad and mom BOTH had shit wrong reproductively.
i randomly appeared after they had given up hope of having children.

how do you know if you're a demigod?

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

how do you know if you're a demigod?
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Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?

how do you know if you're a demigod?
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Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.



And a case of Pop Tarts.

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?


NO.

How to tell if you're a douche will be you will post stupid shitty threads online proclaiming yourself a demigod, all the while PRETENDING you don't know how to tell if you are one and asking for "advice."

douche!!

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.

i thought that is how you can tell if you are a douche?


NO.

How to tell if you're a douche will be you will post stupid shitty threads online proclaiming yourself a demigod, all the while PRETENDING you don't know how to tell if you are one and asking for "advice."

douche!!

i didnt proclaim
i wanted to actually find out how one would know.
i actually dont know
obviously im not one maybe clairvoyant at most?
and i was kidding dude
i forgot to put jk :(

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.



Oooooooooooooo!!

how do you know if you're a demigod?


Your name will be Hillcrest, and you will have a vibrating butt and an awesome avatar.

that's how you know.



Oooooooooooooo!!

Bro you just drink a cup of gasoline and before you know it youll be flying!

Bro you just drink a cup of gasoline and before you know it youll be flying!

you first



i hear adding broken glass helps! i'm right behind ya!

but how would you be able to tell.. no one here said anything viable? entertaining but not viable.
i assume psychic activity would be apparent but on a more grand scale then what i have.
maybe none?

ugh
it boggles my mind.
like there could be some demigod dude just chillin doesnt even know he is one and he could be saving us from all the obama drama, bush mush, pagan reagan, carter farter, dicks on nixon, and all the other traitors to this island.

but how would you be able to tell.. no one here said anything viable? entertaining but not viable.
i assume psychic activity would be apparent but on a more grand scale then what i have.
maybe none?

ugh
it boggles my mind.
like there could be some demigod dude just chillin doesnt even know he is one and he could be saving us from all the obama drama, bush mush, pagan reagan, carter farter, dicks on nixon, and all the other traitors to this island.



If you believe you have skills then why not work and practice at controlling your will? Lots of magickal texts around to help you focus your intent.

i know the feeling you have...do shit like that myself...
i wrote a long reply to you but somehow i hit a back button and all was lost....guess it wasnt meant to be said at that point in time.....but yeah dont ever mention the "wish" to anyone at all or it will not happen...i really thought the shit was just me...never thought of the demigod thing...dont like the word being used to describe me for some reason....