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Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?

 
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09/12/2010 12:40 PM
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Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Now people who post a video can let you see a few seconds, then automatically pause the video AND YOU HAVE TO HIT PLAY AGAIN to get it going!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK???????????

That asshole should be fired!

I am sick of these people thinking just because they can do something, that they should add it as a "feature" LIKE AS IF IT MAKES ANYTHING BETTER!!!

WTF WERE THEY THINKING???

What did the little 16 yr old programmer think people were going to do with this?

Yea, I'm pissed, I am fucking tired of it, I am tired of these stupid programmers thinking that this sort of shit is OK, I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

Example, 15 seconds into this video:
[link to www.youtube.com]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

People who do this should be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET and laughed at wherever they go!!!

Another example, microsoft outlook e-mail program, WHO WOULD LET A PROGRAM RUN FROM A CLICK IN A E-MAIL???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT STUPID??????? And these people call themselves professionals...

WELL... any true professional WOULD TURN THIS SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!

Let's find out who's responsible!!!!
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09/12/2010 12:42 PM
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It's a great idea if you know how to use it right. You end users are soooooo behind the curve. Deal with it!
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09/12/2010 12:50 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
It's a great idea if you know how to use it right. You end users are soooooo behind the curve. Deal with it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961340

Yea- pausing the video while I'm watching it is a GREAT FUCKING IDEA!!!

If you know how to use it, you can just KEEP HITTING THE PLAY BUTTON so it never pauses! Yea, that's it!!

SUCH AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

WON'T PISS ANYONE OFF!
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09/12/2010 01:16 PM
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It's a great idea if you know how to use it right. You end users are soooooo behind the curve. Deal with it!

Yea- pausing the video while I'm watching it is a GREAT FUCKING IDEA!!!

If you know how to use it, you can just KEEP HITTING THE PLAY BUTTON so it never pauses! Yea, that's it!!

SUCH AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

WON'T PISS ANYONE OFF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871


Sorry to hear that an amateur programmer messed things up for you, however they're a few high-end programmers that will use this feature the correct way.

The functions PEEK and POKE work great if you know what your doing.

. peace
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09/12/2010 01:20 PM
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Turn off annotations.
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09/12/2010 01:32 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Are you so fucking lazy that moving your mouse 3 inches and clicking the play button wears you out or something?

Really??


You are freaking the fuck out over a damned mouse click?

For fucks sake its a mouse click!!

I bet you sit your fat ass in your chair and scream bloody fucking murder until someone gets your remote that is half a foot away.

I'm glad they put it there, and I hope EVERY stupid GAGA fucking video your dumb ass has to watch is paused every 2 seconds, just to piss you off.

granny
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09/12/2010 02:10 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Are you so fucking lazy that moving your mouse 3 inches and clicking the play button wears you out or something?

Really??


You are freaking the fuck out over a damned mouse click?

For fucks sake its a mouse click!!

I bet you sit your fat ass in your chair and scream bloody fucking murder until someone gets your remote that is half a foot away.

I'm glad they put it there, and I hope EVERY stupid GAGA fucking video your dumb ass has to watch is paused every 2 seconds, just to piss you off.

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1096623

No, I hate it when someone else grabs the remote control from me and pauses a show I am watching - WHILE SITTING ON MY FAT ASS, just like you are doing while on this forum.

BTW: Are you that programmer? Is that why you are supporting this?

TELL ME WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT besides annoying people?

Can I come over to your house and pause TV shows while you watch them? IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A SECOND TO GET UP AND GRAB THE REMOTE OUT OF MY HAND - what are you fucking lazy or something?

Has nothing to do with gaga, it's just an example, want more?
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09/12/2010 02:53 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Just ran into another one.

It's like watching your favorite TV show and right near the ending the electricity goes out and you don't get to know what happened.
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09/12/2010 02:55 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Now people who post a video can let you see a few seconds, then automatically pause the video AND YOU HAVE TO HIT PLAY AGAIN to get it going!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK???????????

That asshole should be fired!

I am sick of these people thinking just because they can do something, that they should add it as a "feature" LIKE AS IF IT MAKES ANYTHING BETTER!!!

WTF WERE THEY THINKING???

What did the little 16 yr old programmer think people were going to do with this?

Yea, I'm pissed, I am fucking tired of it, I am tired of these stupid programmers thinking that this sort of shit is OK, I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

Example, 15 seconds into this video:
[link to www.youtube.com]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

People who do this should be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET and laughed at wherever they go!!!

Another example, microsoft outlook e-mail program, WHO WOULD LET A PROGRAM RUN FROM A CLICK IN A E-MAIL???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT STUPID??????? And these people call themselves professionals...

WELL... any true professional WOULD TURN THIS SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!

Let's find out who's responsible!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871



People like you are exactly why the world hates America.
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Now people who post a video can let you see a few seconds, then automatically pause the video AND YOU HAVE TO HIT PLAY AGAIN to get it going!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK???????????

That asshole should be fired!

I am sick of these people thinking just because they can do something, that they should add it as a "feature" LIKE AS IF IT MAKES ANYTHING BETTER!!!

WTF WERE THEY THINKING???

What did the little 16 yr old programmer think people were going to do with this?

Yea, I'm pissed, I am fucking tired of it, I am tired of these stupid programmers thinking that this sort of shit is OK, I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

Example, 15 seconds into this video:
[link to www.youtube.com]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

People who do this should be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET and laughed at wherever they go!!!

Another example, microsoft outlook e-mail program, WHO WOULD LET A PROGRAM RUN FROM A CLICK IN A E-MAIL???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT STUPID??????? And these people call themselves professionals...

WELL... any true professional WOULD TURN THIS SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!

Let's find out who's responsible!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871



People like you are exactly why the world hates America.
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09/12/2010 02:57 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
People like you are exactly why the world hates America.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085546

Please explain.
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09/12/2010 03:00 PM
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People like you are exactly why the world hates America.

Please explain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871


Because you are a fucking moron who does not even realize it and you want things to be bent to your moronic ways.
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09/12/2010 03:02 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Now people who post a video can let you see a few seconds, then automatically pause the video AND YOU HAVE TO HIT PLAY AGAIN to get it going!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK???????????

That asshole should be fired!

I am sick of these people thinking just because they can do something, that they should add it as a "feature" LIKE AS IF IT MAKES ANYTHING BETTER!!!

WTF WERE THEY THINKING???

What did the little 16 yr old programmer think people were going to do with this?

Yea, I'm pissed, I am fucking tired of it, I am tired of these stupid programmers thinking that this sort of shit is OK, I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

Example, 15 seconds into this video:
[link to www.youtube.com]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

People who do this should be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET and laughed at wherever they go!!!

Another example, microsoft outlook e-mail program, WHO WOULD LET A PROGRAM RUN FROM A CLICK IN A E-MAIL???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT STUPID??????? And these people call themselves professionals...

WELL... any true professional WOULD TURN THIS SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!

Let's find out who's responsible!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871


"15 year old programmer"


What a fucking tool you are, why dont you go listen to bunk gaga some more and stop trying to lower the bar here.
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09/12/2010 03:05 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Are you so fucking lazy that moving your mouse 3 inches and clicking the play button wears you out or something?

Really??


You are freaking the fuck out over a damned mouse click?

For fucks sake its a mouse click!!

I bet you sit your fat ass in your chair and scream bloody fucking murder until someone gets your remote that is half a foot away.

I'm glad they put it there, and I hope EVERY stupid GAGA fucking video your dumb ass has to watch is paused every 2 seconds, just to piss you off.

granny

No, I hate it when someone else grabs the remote control from me and pauses a show I am watching - WHILE SITTING ON MY FAT ASS, just like you are doing while on this forum.

BTW: Are you that programmer? Is that why you are supporting this?

TELL ME WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT besides annoying people?

Can I come over to your house and pause TV shows while you watch them? IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A SECOND TO GET UP AND GRAB THE REMOTE OUT OF MY HAND - what are you fucking lazy or something?

Has nothing to do with gaga, it's just an example, want more?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871



No I support it because it pisses you off.
Absolutely no other reason.
See, I have no issue with clicking the play button, it is easy and requires almost ZERO energy. It's not a problem, it's not a hassle, and it;s really no trouble at all.

But I am thrilled that it makes you so angry. All the problems and issues in the world and this is the one you go ballistic about.

It makes you uncontrollably angry and causes a rage in you that I find hilarious.
I support this feature for no other reason.
I like to watch small mined people lose their tiny, tiny little minds.

lmao
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09/12/2010 03:13 PM
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Because you are a fucking moron who does not even realize it and you want things to be bent to your moronic ways.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090114

No, I want programmers to stop being stupid.

So you actually like all the viruses that are being spread because some lame ass programmer at microsoft thought it was a good idea to make outlook so that when you can click on an executable it runs?

Let's see who's the moron.
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09/12/2010 03:25 PM
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
No I support it because it pisses you off.
Absolutely no other reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1096697

I like you.
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09/14/2010 06:14 PM
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"15 year old programmer"
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So you think you know how to program, Mr. 15 yr old?
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Well?
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08/07/2012 09:52 PM
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hmmm. so i was googling about what the fuck this is about, right? because like, who the fuck would make this piece of shit feature?


and then i see a person harassing the ORIGINAL PERSON complaining about THE STUPIDEST FEATURE, LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST. and it was two years ago but i don't even care.


when you lose your shit and swear your ass off at a person, you cannot then say you're doing it because the person you are losing your shit at is small minded or pathetic or anything like that.

(you fucking piece of shit)

auto-pause is not redeemable. it doesn't make sense. it shits on the whole system of youtube and the fact that we care and other content creators and people who view the videos AND, god dammit, and.

(you miserable asshole)

so this person make a thread bitching about it, because it's annoying and fucking ridiculous, etc.

and then you decide that like, not only do you know ANYTHING about this person from their post, but you decide to draw the stupidest fucking conclusion LITERALLY EVER and harass them for it?

like, dude. i can press the play button. i can totally fucking do that. seeing as we had to do some clicking to GET to the video, you can assume we don't fucking mind clicking now, if there's a point to the clicking. right? being on the internet IS clicking with a point.

the problem is not that pressing play is difficult. the problem is that the feature is creating needless annoyance for no gain to /anyone ever./


and then you fly off the handle and assume anything about his personality and tear him to shreds for it. sittin there and thinking about how smart you are, and how good at ~figuring people out~ you are, and how you totally told him. completely not realizing how fucking ridiculous you sound, you complete fucking idiot, or how much you're giving away about YOURSELF.

nobody harasses someone on the internet for some small, insignificant shit like that without having some SERIOUS rage issues. like, dude. come the fuck on.

how much do you even hate yourself to have to tell someone that fucking hard that you hate them? how much detail do you need to get into about how precisely you want them to suffer from their extremely minor crime (that was not even a crime, you shithead).

-Summer Glau
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Its pathetic spam crap as usual from google the gods of spam
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Yes who the f**** thought that auto pause on switching tabs WD be a great idea from my view these assholes are forcing us to accept their ways we are sick of it we are the reasons behind the seccusses unfotunatly not a lot of people are paying attention to their real reasons smart auto pause my a** youhole thank you coward
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Re: Youtube Auto PAUSE - Who the F thought it would be a good idea to let posters PAUSE the video on demand?
Now people who post a video can let you see a few seconds, then automatically pause the video AND YOU HAVE TO HIT PLAY AGAIN to get it going!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK???????????

That asshole should be fired!

I am sick of these people thinking just because they can do something, that they should add it as a "feature" LIKE AS IF IT MAKES ANYTHING BETTER!!!

WTF WERE THEY THINKING???

What did the little 16 yr old programmer think people were going to do with this?

Yea, I'm pissed, I am fucking tired of it, I am tired of these stupid programmers thinking that this sort of shit is OK, I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

Example, 15 seconds into this video:
[link to www.youtube.com]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

People who do this should be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET and laughed at wherever they go!!!

Another example, microsoft outlook e-mail program, WHO WOULD LET A PROGRAM RUN FROM A CLICK IN A E-MAIL???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT STUPID??????? And these people call themselves professionals...

WELL... any true professional WOULD TURN THIS SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!

Let's find out who's responsible!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060871


You need to step back, take a deep breath and calm down. Quit making a mountain out of something that is no big deal.


ohno

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