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UFOs are time travel machines manned by humans!

 
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UFOs are time travel machines manned by humans!
Everyone is always saying, "if time travel was possible we'd be seeing time travelers everywhere."

Well truth of the matter is we've been seeing UFOs (human time travelers) for tens of thousands of years.


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UFO's aren't controlled by aliens, but mere humans from the distant future. You might be asking yourself, "Well why can't they come down and visit us?"

There are a couple of plausible explanations for this:

1. They are not allowed to contact civilizations from the past since it can drastically alter future events so the government made a law prohibiting any contact with mankind from the past.

2. Their aircraft is not capable of landing because their UFO's need a special landing platform which is also used to help propel the UFO during takeoff.


UFO's are nothing more than a futuristic time traveling scenic tour, similar to that of our present day hot air balloon rides.

Think about it, if we had the capability to travel through time today wouldn't YOU want to visit ancient Egypt? It makes sense because the Egyptians went to the Pharaohs exclaiming there were fiery discs flying through the sky (human time travelers simply observing for entertainment). This was recorded in the Tulli Papyrus.

The Romans even recorded events of saucer shaped objects in the sky.

For inquiring minds the Egyptian "Tulli Papyrus" is where UFO's are mentioned in ancient Egypt, I'll copy & paste for those lazy individuals:

In the year 22, in the third month of winter, in the sixth hour of the day, the scribes of the House of Life noticed a circle of fire that was coming from the sky [...] From the mouth it emitted a foul breath. It had no head. Its body was one rod long and one rod wide.¹ It had no voice. And from that the hearts of the scribes became confused and they threw themselves down on their bellies [...] then they reported the thing to the Pharaoh [...] His Majesty ordered [...] has been examined [...] and he was meditating on what had happened, that it was recorded in the scrolls of the House of the Life. Now after some days had passed, these things became more and more numerous in the skies. Their splendor exceeded that of the sun and extended to the limits of the four angles of the sky [...] High and wide in the sky was the position from which these fire circles came and went. The army of the Pharaoh looked on with him in their midst. It was after supper. Then these fire circles ascended higher into the sky and they headed toward the south. Fish and birds then fell from the sky. A marvel never before known since the foundation of their land [...] And Pharaoh caused incense to be brought to make peace with Earth² [...] and what happened was ordered to be written in the Annals of the House of Life so that it be remembered for all time forward.
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Star Trek is really cool, but you watched too much of it dude.
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FVCK I forgot to login when I posted this thread.
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the first true post i saw here
this is the real shit
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the first true post i saw here
this is the real shit
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Yeah, I'm writing a novel called the Doorways of Time, this concept was introduced into my novel. I'll be finished with the book in several months (taking forever).
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While I believe there are some sightings which could be extraterrestrial, I have also queried the idea in your post. Good topic to start and I'll be watching to see how others reply. It seems there is a flourish of UFO sightings at historical events and does pique the imagination. Time traveling tourists? Sure beats the hell out of a day at the beach.
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I'M STILL 95% THAT THEY ARE ALIENS

5% - "MAYBE" TIME TRAVEL OR US GOV MACHINES.

OH, FYI - I SAW A TV SHOW "ONLY" 1 TIME ON TV BEFORE 9/11.

THAT SHOWED COMPUTER GEEKS/NERDS FROM JAPAN & AUSTRALIA THAT WERE WORKING ON A TIME MACHINE THAT'S JUST LIKE E-MAIL!

BEING ABLE TO SEND AN E-MAIL MESSAGE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

THIS IS MUCH SAFFER TO USE. THAN TIME TRAVELING IN A MACHINE OR BEAMING YOUR BODY TO THE FUTURE! DEATH OR CHANGING YOUR FUTURE BY CRASHING IN A HIGH TECH SHIP ETC...

ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS BUILD IT IN A ABOVE TOP SECRET BASE. THEN SEND A MESSAGES BACK AND FORTH!

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THIS MACHINE OR COMPUTER ON CORNER OF A STREET WHERE ANYONE CAN US IT AND LIE TO YOU!

LOL!

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Interesting concept.

It doesn't account for why some of the first "aerial ships" of modern day were described to be vastly different 100 years later though.
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+1

Star Trek is really cool, but you watched too much of it dude.
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Yes, I have believed that for a long time. SOME of the u.f.o's could be us. However, I would like to add a point from a conclusion I have come to that they either can't fully breech safely (for a great many reasons) and that they are often either using synthetics like machine made ghosts operated by a human mind posessing it.
I feel its obvious, the variety of types definately betrays the fact it could be us from the future as the science and technology advance and changes.
I always say that the big ugly Gray Aliens are like wicked spirits here with the nefarios purpose, to tag a soul at the moment of a persons death, so to trace the path to Heaven, so they can crack open the 12 Gates, break in and kill God, because they are trying to escape JUDGEMENT.
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Star Trek is really cool, but you watched too much of it dude.
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I don't care for sci-fi movies or books. I am mostly interested in time travel. Back to the Future!

The only time I've watched Star Trek was when it was released on Blu-Ray last year?
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Close.

I think since matter nor energy can time travel, the UFOs are shadow images of the real machines elsewhere in space-time. Much like the lens of a camera poking between the curtains of a tent. Parallel resonance generates the "hole".

The real machines elsewhere in space time may or may not be run by humans, but I think it's all us in our distant future.

Just a wild guess.

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Close.

I think since matter nor energy can time travel, the UFOs are shadow images of the real machines elsewhere in space-time. Much like the lens of a camera poking between the curtains of a tent. Parallel resonance generates the "hole".

The real machines elsewhere in space time may or may not be run by humans, but I think it's all us in our distant future.

Just a wild guess.
 Quoting: tkwasny


What do you mean matter nor energy can time travel? We already know how to travel through time, we just don't have the technology to do it. So I am in disagreement when you say matter nor energy can travel through time.

Let me give you an example, when we look at the sun we are not seeing the sun as it is RIGHT NOW. We are looking at the sun as it was 8 minutes ago. That's because light travels at 186,000 miles per second so it's taking the light from the sun 8 minutes to get here.

Now with that said if the sun were to explode RIGHT NOW we would not see it for another eight minutes, all we would see is the bright shining sun so essentially we are looking into the past when we look at the sun (although its not recommended to do so).

If we were able to travel faster than the speed of light (say 5 times faster) IF we could travel in space 5 times the speed of light and we landed back on earth we would be about 10 YEARS into the future. Believe it or not TIME is SLOWER on earth due to gravity. Yes, time is affected by gravity and this has been proven by physicists. Time runs faster in space.

If we were to travel in space in the year 2010 faster than the speed of light for 10 years we would end up on earth around the year 3010, 1000 years into the FUTURE!
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Damn I keep forgetting to login when I post...anyways...back to my time travel explanation. I was going to edit my post above but forgot to log in.


I wanted to add that when astrophysicists or cosmologists use those massive telescopes to find distant galaxies they are not seeing the galaxies as they exist today...right now. They are seeing them as they were millions even billions of years ago! That's because light takes TIME to travel.

That is also why we haven't been able to find other planets filled with alien colonies because we don't have the technology to see these planets as they exist today.

So if someone looks through a telescope and they find a galaxy 12 billion light years away, they are seeing that galaxy as it existed 12 billion years ago. That galaxy might not even exist anymore, it's taken 12 billion years for the light to travel from there to here on earth.

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IF 186000 MPS and you figure 60 seconds times 8 minutes:
huh??
186000/60 = 3100

3100 * 8 = 24800 How are you figuring an 8 minute delay???
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FVCK I forgot to login when I posted this thread.
 Quoting: 5corpio

It's an old theory, going to back at least the 1960's.
It's as reasonable as any other, perhaps more so.
Don't run. You'll just die tired.
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I'M STILL 95% THAT THEY ARE ALIENS

5% - "MAYBE" TIME TRAVEL OR US GOV MACHINES.

OH, FYI - I SAW A TV SHOW "ONLY" 1 TIME ON TV BEFORE 9/11.

THAT SHOWED COMPUTER GEEKS/NERDS FROM JAPAN & AUSTRALIA THAT WERE WORKING ON A TIME MACHINE THAT'S JUST LIKE E-MAIL!

BEING ABLE TO SEND AN E-MAIL MESSAGE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

THIS IS MUCH SAFFER TO USE. THAN TIME TRAVELING IN A MACHINE OR BEAMING YOUR BODY TO THE FUTURE! DEATH OR CHANGING YOUR FUTURE BY CRASHING IN A HIGH TECH SHIP ETC...

ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS BUILD IT IN A ABOVE TOP SECRET BASE. THEN SEND A MESSAGES BACK AND FORTH!

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THIS MACHINE OR COMPUTER ON CORNER OF A STREET WHERE ANYONE CAN US IT AND LIE TO YOU!

LOL!

MR.XIII
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Probably both Alien and Human.
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IF 186000 MPS and you figure 60 seconds times 8 minutes:
huh??
186000/60 = 3100

3100 * 8 = 24800 How are you figuring an 8 minute delay???
 Quoting: spiritnut




186,000 Miles Per SECOND = Speed of Light

8.5 Minutes = 510 Seconds

186,000x510=94,860,000 Miles

(Earth is around 93 million miles from sun)
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FVCK I forgot to login when I posted this thread.

It's an old theory, going to back at least the 1960's.
It's as reasonable as any other, perhaps more so.
 Quoting: Comedian


I'm sure there are plenty of others who've had the same idea. I just think it is pretty unique because most people think UFO = Aliens.

I think UFO = time traveling homo sapiens
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IF 186000 MPS and you figure 60 seconds times 8 minutes:
huh??
186000/60 = 3100

3100 * 8 = 24800 How are you figuring an 8 minute delay???
 Quoting: spiritnut


Go back to school
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I was just thinking this same thing, and found this thread. I think the time travel theory would be a more reasonable explanation than aliens from very very far away places.
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i think aliens are time travelers due to they wont hurt us because we have the best foods metal water for what they dont have in the future< we are the aliens < mcdonalds needs us in the future thats why they rape our cows< mcdonalds is so rich that they have the power to ime travel >>>>
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by the way i was the one that posted the mcdonalds story <<<<<<<<< time travel is posssible < if we had a cannon that can shoot from one end to another in a good speed < id be your cuz lol < my name is stewie harper fb page
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Interesting theory, not bad.

Though I doubt it, it is better then Alien theory's I give you that.

But keep in mind, that since forever, nothing has been proven about UFO's, surely the number of reports is huge but proven evidence is 0. That my friend is true evidence that there really arent any UFO's.
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it happened nobody told us, about hidden worlds

you should define the human form in the first place

humanoid form being at the end of every strain,
be it insectoid, mammal or birdlife does not matter
what matters is the local setup! (redistribution on a planet)
nature works in stages, graduates in time (local environment)

it happened we stand in the last stage of our form
many civilizations already experienced similiar setup/growth/& maturity of their forms elsewhere

but when it comes to Earth, it seem to be so important..
yes, we are here (and no one told us what is truth and what it holds for us in the future)

representants of 1 fine line ending in this form
doing things like we do
feeling like we do
behaving under a pattern (which can be followed from birth to birth, used for every detail in the suitable personality with the avaliable body... with it it comes variations and possibilities... and trough them, reality is born... but to some extent, IT IS NOT OURS)

we cant say, previous civilizations had similiar problems as ours... but we only can say, they have the same problem NOW

for this time, is only relevant to this biological tic toc of this environment (the suit) - memory of the suit = the conscious load IS used IN a local time! But serving as a food or input information for ALL life (interconnected)

when you go to bed, the real you is really happy you know!

it happened nobody told us, about hidden worlds

hf
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the first true post i saw here
this is the real shit
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Shit just got real!

damned
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What would be the point in ufo time travelers if they can't land or make contact what do they do, just fly around and look at the scenery? Gee, neato!

Cool story brah, but what about contactees, alien abductions, and dare I say it...anal probes? Are those not true then? AAAHHHHH!!!!

ahhh

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