UFOs are time travel machines manned by humans!

Everyone is always saying, "if time travel was possible we'd be seeing time travelers everywhere."

Well truth of the matter is we've been seeing UFOs (human time travelers) for tens of thousands of years.


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UFO's aren't controlled by aliens, but mere humans from the distant future. You might be asking yourself, "Well why can't they come down and visit us?"

There are a couple of plausible explanations for this:

1. They are not allowed to contact civilizations from the past since it can drastically alter future events so the government made a law prohibiting any contact with mankind from the past.

2. Their aircraft is not capable of landing because their UFO's need a special landing platform which is also used to help propel the UFO during takeoff.


UFO's are nothing more than a futuristic time traveling scenic tour, similar to that of our present day hot air balloon rides.

Think about it, if we had the capability to travel through time today wouldn't YOU want to visit ancient Egypt? It makes sense because the Egyptians went to the Pharaohs exclaiming there were fiery discs flying through the sky (human time travelers simply observing for entertainment). This was recorded in the Tulli Papyrus.

The Romans even recorded events of saucer shaped objects in the sky.

For inquiring minds the Egyptian "Tulli Papyrus" is where UFO's are mentioned in ancient Egypt, I'll copy & paste for those lazy individuals:

In the year 22, in the third month of winter, in the sixth hour of the day, the scribes of the House of Life noticed a circle of fire that was coming from the sky [...] From the mouth it emitted a foul breath. It had no head. Its body was one rod long and one rod wide.¹ It had no voice. And from that the hearts of the scribes became confused and they threw themselves down on their bellies [...] then they reported the thing to the Pharaoh [...] His Majesty ordered [...] has been examined [...] and he was meditating on what had happened, that it was recorded in the scrolls of the House of the Life. Now after some days had passed, these things became more and more numerous in the skies. Their splendor exceeded that of the sun and extended to the limits of the four angles of the sky [...] High and wide in the sky was the position from which these fire circles came and went. The army of the Pharaoh looked on with him in their midst. It was after supper. Then these fire circles ascended higher into the sky and they headed toward the south. Fish and birds then fell from the sky. A marvel never before known since the foundation of their land [...] And Pharaoh caused incense to be brought to make peace with Earth² [...] and what happened was ordered to be written in the Annals of the House of Life so that it be remembered for all time forward.