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invention of the fork

 
Nikki_LaVey
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invention of the fork
The word fork comes from the Latin 'furca' for "pitch fork." The two-prong twig was perhaps the first fork. In Egyptian antiquity, large forks made of bronze were used at religious ceremonies to lift sacrificial offerings. One of the earliest dinner forks is attributed to Constantinople in 400 A.D.; it can be seen in the Dumbarton Oaks collection in Washington, D.C. By the seventh century, small forks were used at Middle Eastern courts; one such fork, a small, gold, two-pronged tool, came to Italy in the eleventh century in the dowry of a Byzantine princess who married Domenico Selvo, a Venetian doge. After witnessing the princess use the fork, the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.


The English were slow to adopt the idea; as Jonathan Swift put it in 1738, "Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives." The English considered eating with forks effeminate and regarded them as jewelry. Used only on special occasions, an elaborate knife-and-fork set was considered an ideal gift for a bride. The first English monarch to use a fork was James I (1566-1625), son of Mary, Queen of Scots. Forks are not recorded among the utensils brought to America in 1620 by the first Colonists. Gov. John Winthrop of Massachusetts introduced the fork in 1630, but it did not come into general use until the 18th century.
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Re: invention of the fork
damn nikki


you are a fountain of trivisl knowledge. banana2
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lol ,

well imeant to say trivial
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Re: invention of the fork
Nothing beat a spoonula
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Re: invention of the fork
correction


space between i and meant
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Re: invention of the fork
pray tell nikki

exactly what has spawned an interest in the history of the fork
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Well, for forks sake, that was interesting, Nikki. hf
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damn nikki


you are a fountain of trivisl knowledge. banana2
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I know what you meant dear
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Re: invention of the fork
I wondered about that.
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I prefer spoonsing
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Well, for forks sake, that was interesting, Nikki. hf
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lol and i agree :-)
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pray tell nikki

exactly what has spawned an interest in the history of the fork
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I just wanted to know and when I found out I pasted it on ... you never know when this info will come in handy.
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lol trivisl = literate and profound knowledge in all things forkish
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I wondered about that.
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So did I .... so I looked it up.
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I wondered about that.


So did I .... so I looked it up.
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I'm wondering about chop sticks next.
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I wondered about that.


So did I .... so I looked it up.


I'm wondering about chop sticks next.
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I'm sure they are way older.
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.


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the real thread.....church bashing

stir
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the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir
 Quoting: SpaceGhost


retards01
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I wondered about that.


So did I .... so I looked it up.


I'm wondering about chop sticks next.
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the wooden kind, or female?
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir
 Quoting: SpaceGhost



There ya go, religious people thwarting progress once again.

Will we ever be free of the religious grip?
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


:retards01:
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey


that would be the owl on the left
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the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


retards01
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey

and more insults

thought you didn't do that?

pennywise
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Id rather us my fingers...seriously you need to watch me eat.
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


retards01

and more insults

thought you didn't do that?

pennywise
 Quoting: SpaceGhost


bifidjgl

Who did I insult?
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


:retards01:

and more insults

thought you didn't do that?

pennywise


:bifidjgl:

Who did I insult?
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey


everyone
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


retards01

and more insults

thought you didn't do that?

pennywise


bifidjgl

Who did I insult?


everyone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 647204

Get the fork off this thread, then.
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Nikki_LaVey  (OP)

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Re: invention of the fork
Why isn't this pinned?

This is as important as UFO invasions!!!
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Re: invention of the fork
the church severely censured her, stating that the utensil was an affront to God's intentions for fingers. Thereafter the fork disappeared from the table for nearly 300 years.



the real thread.....church bashing

stir


:retards01:

and more insults

thought you didn't do that?

pennywise


:bifidjgl:

Who did I insult?


everyone

Get the fork off this thread, then.
 Quoting: *Jentle*


I bet your tiny little peabrain doesn't even know what I did.
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Re: invention of the fork
I wonder how many lives could have been saved over the centuries simply by using a fork instead of dirty hands. Hard to imagine the use of a fork being "effiminate" and considered as jewelry. Seems essential now.
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Re: invention of the fork
However it wasn't perfected until the invention of the spork.
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