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Man Masturbates In Toy Aisle To Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

 
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According to police, William Black grabbed the SI mag at his local Walmart, walked to the toy aisle, rubbed one out, and wiped it on a plastic light saber.

[link to deadspin.com]

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Why didn't he just blow it in the magazine like I d..i mean other paople do.
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I think he attracted the wrong type of "Force" too
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Is that even illegal in WalMart?
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Did he have a light sabre shoved up his ass too?

If not, why not?
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09/15/2010 04:54 PM
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Oh MY!
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That guy looks like an actor.

I just cant think of his name. He plays in a lot of comedy's and has a quiet voice. WHAT THE HELL IS HIS NAME
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waaaht
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This dark side of the force is strong with this one.
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on a plastic light sabre?

i'm thinking absorbency issues here!
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According to police, William Black grabbed the SI mag at his local Walmart, walked to the toy aisle, rubbed one out, and wiped it on a plastic light saber.

[link to deadspin.com]

yoda
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Pretty sexy guy, I would have rubbed it out for him.
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Hope somebody took a pic for People of Walmart.

[link to www.peopleofwalmart.com]
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May the Schwarz be with you.....or is that Schwanz..?
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sorry the men's room was already full with masterbaters
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09/15/2010 05:24 PM
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That guy looks like an actor.

I just cant think of his name. He plays in a lot of comedy's and has a quiet voice. WHAT THE HELL IS HIS NAME
 Quoting: eyeseeall

Ashton Kutcher.
It probably is him.
A few years with that skank Demi Moore would drive any guy to that kind of behavior.
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Hand Solo.
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That guy is some sort of pedophile.

He totally raped my childhood. How dare he filthy up the Holy Grail of Star Wars with his ugly shit?
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jabba the nut
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Hand Solo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1099643


Look Slywanker
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You can make up your own Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes. :D
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Feel the Fores (kin)
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in the spirit of wal-mart
that guy definitely had a trouser rollback!
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This is illegal?
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Hand Solo.


Look Slywanker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082864


Stormgooper.
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09/15/2010 05:35 PM
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Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought..."
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Because he did this in the toy aisle, he should be prosecuted as a sex offender.
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09/15/2010 05:37 PM
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Goobacca
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Dearth Vagina.
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This is illegal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1097240


WTH? Was this in Iran or some shit?
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Is that even illegal in WalMart?
 Quoting: Returner 997

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Terrible, but so funny I can't stop laughing.

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