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JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI

 
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JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
True story. Prove me wrong.
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
the one that was hung in his place was filled with artificial memories
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
You know that the Illuminati want formed until 1776, right... Idol1
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
True story. Prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100581


PROVE me wrong.
There is no proof, to prove wrong.
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
There may not be proof, but even that your theory will remain a mystery and conspiracy
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
It's true! One of his very close followers

pretended to be him, and took the hit

for him. You got any friends that

would do the same for you?
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
As long as the body is still inhabitable after death, it can be reanimated.


That's why they now embalm people.
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It's true! One of his very close followers

pretended to be him, and took the hit

for him. You got any friends that

would do the same for you?
 Quoting: SoWhat? 1140109


Simple Simon,,,,,one bong hit and that dude would do anything
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You know that the Illuminati want formed until 1776, right... Idol1
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The old ones have been with us since near the the beginning. Names change, People Change, they do not.
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
True story. Prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100581


btw, that is basically what the Koran says.
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You know that the Illuminati want formed until 1776, right... Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317063
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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
True story. Prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100581




you must have read the book "The woman with the moon beneath her feet" eh?

about how he wasn't dead when he was taken down at sunset

but rather in a self induced type of "trance state" wherein his heart rate had been slowed to nil. they used snake venom or some such thing in this particular narrative

the story also incorporated the thought that he and his WIFE mary magdelane had children, etc. and moving to someplace in europe at that time, etc. england was it?
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You know that the Illuminati want formed until 1776, right... Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317063


The old ones have been with us since near the the beginning. Names change, People Change, they do not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1329614




exactly

it's as old as time

the Knights Templar was in that mix somewhere along the line
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Yup that's what the Muslims say too... well not that he faked his own death, just that he wasn't crucified and somebody else instead took his place (apparently the guy who sold out Jesus).
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You know that the Illuminati want formed until 1776, right... Idol1
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Protip: The Masonic 'G' stands for the Goetia and the Masons were originally Satanists. They were later infiltrated by the Illuminati.
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True story. Prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100581


Cool story bra!

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Re: JESUS FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE ILLUMINATI
There is no real solid evidence that jesus ever existed.
It is far more likely that Christianity was used by the jews to crush the roman empire.

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