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Hot date has ugly feet. Help!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Buy her a monthly pedicure?
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Just saw her feet off and be done with it.
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I'll do her for you OP.
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I've been on a few dates with this very pretty girl. I was always turned on around her. Today she came over to my place and took her shoes off when she came in. I couldn't stop noticing how ugly her feet were. Ugliest toes I've seen in a long time. Now I can't get aroused around her...does it sound like I should break up with her? Or insist she wears socks all the time?



What so good about you?

Here's a little story for ya, Shallow Hal:

Remember Prince? The Symbol. The short little snob?

Well, he had the most beautiful women but he was so shallow he did an interview and said of some ridiculously good looking girl: I just keep looking at her ugly feet, thinking, I don't want to have a kid with feet like that.

When he deformed son was born, he lived a few hours, and he had a completely deformed foot print: So that was punishment for arrogance. Kid died after a week.
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I don't want to have a kid with feet like that.

He cursed his own child. Now how fucking weird is that?
OP< you're next! Unless,you learn to suck it up and stop being so damn shallow.
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OP you need to be more specific. Corns? Calluses? Crooked toes? Hairy feet? Dry skin? Nasty toenail fungus?

If it is something that can be remedied, at the first opportunity/special occasion buy her a gift certificate for laser hair removal or pedicures at a local spa. A good-quality fish oil supplement will do wonders for dry skin, as will topical Eucerin cream. You can even make it erotic by giving her a "foot rub."

If this is a BONY/CONGENITAL DEFECT, there isn't much that can be done about that.
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Re: Hot date has ugly feet. Help!
OP you need to be more specific. Corns? Calluses? Crooked toes? Hairy feet? Dry skin? Nasty toenail fungus?
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Ugly bony feet. Long tiny toes fork out in every direction. Nothing can fix that.
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OP you need to be more specific. Corns? Calluses? Crooked toes? Hairy feet? Dry skin? Nasty toenail fungus?

Ugly bony feet. Long tiny toes fork out in every direction. Nothing can fix that.
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I bet there is some sort of quack out there that deals with people with feet issue. A Feetachiatrist maybe? lol
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Buy her a foot spa
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if you got problems with her feet might as well move on to someone else. the next one will have gorgeous feet and a face like an orangotang
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OP you need to be more specific. Corns? Calluses? Crooked toes? Hairy feet? Dry skin? Nasty toenail fungus?

Ugly bony feet. Long tiny toes fork out in every direction. Nothing can fix that.
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Disgusting man. I'd rather date a plain chick with nice feet than a pretty girl with ugly feet. Nasty.
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if you got problems with her feet might as well move on to someone else. the next one will have gorgeous feet and a face like an orangotang's ass
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small fix
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09/17/2010 09:11 PM
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Don't. Look. Down.
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Ok I got the answer on this one I promise,....




Go buy some of those big ass clown shoes and make her wear them during the performance. You will be so busy laughing the feet won't matter.




If you can have her do the full clown bit and really have a story to tell,....
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Goddamn shallow ass men! Ya'll all want the fucking Barbie Dolls! Look, fuckstick, deal with it! You're not screwing her damn feet. You're supposed to look at more than her feet. You're supposed to look at her as a person.

But you're not that mature yet, so wth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1086288


iamwith

If it's THAT important to you then only pick up girls at the beach.

This is something where you don't date someone to begin with, not dump them afterwards.

SHEESH
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Look man I found a picture of her foot and bozo shoes are the only option here,.....
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Do her a favor - never call or talk to her again.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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09/18/2010 12:13 AM
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Do her a favor - never call or talk to her again.
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I most likely won't call her but she's going to call me. I don't want to hurt her feelings so maybe I'll just tell her she's not my type.
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Imma bump dis.

Uhm, as a good BF, why don't you help her -clean- up her feet? That's always a fun... objective ;).
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confide in her that you are driven by a secret uncontrollable foot fetish but her's are just not your type...she'll think you are such a weirdo that she will be happy not to hear from you again
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yes break up. especially if your prick stays limp... your useless.
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11/01/2010 06:19 AM
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Gay ass foot freaks,lol
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11/01/2010 06:33 AM
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At least she doesn't have cloven hooves.
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I once got naked with a chick from the carribean, who had the most fabulous breastesses on the planet; all natural; and the kind that makes you wish you were her only bra.
But her feet were -TORE UP!-
But, unlike some shallow people (cough) I was willing to overlook the feet thing.

Another time, I was about to do the nasty with a chick; and she revealed the fungus toenails. I can deal with the not so appealing types of feet, but I am pretty sure that toe fungus is an outgrowth of systemic fungus.
I just couldn't go there.
Btw, ladies, you can't fool anyone with polish; unless you take a belt sander to those doggies.
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Not for nothing I don't consider myself a shallow guy but I cannot date a girl with ugly feet. I dunno what it is I just can't. Its just the biggest turn off to some guys. Cut your losses now dude
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yes, do her a huge favor and break up with her. Your beyond help.
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I've been on a few dates with this very pretty girl. I was always turned on around her. Today she came over to my place and took her shoes off when she came in. I couldn't stop noticing how ugly her feet were. Ugliest toes I've seen in a long time. Now I can't get aroused around her...does it sound like I should break up with her? Or insist she wears socks all the time?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 722595

You're a fucking retard to concentrate on feet. If it bothers you that much "treat" her to a mani-pedi and a massage. But if she's got it going on, isn't an airhead, feet should be the last thing you need to be worrying about.
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How is it shallow. Women wouldn't date men with missing teeth, so why should men date women with ugly feet?
It's a deal breaker for me. Toes have to be nice and the feet shouldn't be dry. I hate chipped polish...Hell I hate polish, I like natural feet. I have dumped many of girls cause of their feet and the condition they are in.
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I've been on a few dates with this very pretty girl. I was always turned on around her. Today she came over to my place and took her shoes off when she came in. I couldn't stop noticing how ugly her feet were. Ugliest toes I've seen in a long time. Now I can't get aroused around her...does it sound like I should break up with her? Or insist she wears socks all the time?
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