The Moran's Guide To GLP

Go read EVERY page of HawkO's Moran Worker thread.

That will get them up to speed.

Agreed, a long and painful apprenticeship is necessary for the fledgling moran to become a more refined moran. But some want the quick path. What shall we do with them?

Read the word of god first:

[link to uncyclopedia.wikia.com]

hmlmlml , say im stopping it , i need help to feel fine.

:)- it , it gives headackes at night

One of two things.

1.A frontal labotomy
or
2.A bottle in front of me

GLP = made of 90% crap content

GLP is a chaotic forum with anarchic moderators.

This guide will serve nothing...

Sorry to disappoint you.

Well, that will do the job for sure! But, that would also create a lot of religious morans, would it not. We DO need some morans who are more attuned to GLP itself and not so much to other persuasions.

What now? Who is going to help out?

I'm sorry about your headaches. We don't have moran pills yet. Please be patient.

The lobotomy would do fine. But, they would become mere normal morans. Not the variety We are looking for. And even worse, due to the brain damage We could no longer brainwash them into becoming true GLP-morans. This is a deep dilemma. What now?

Should We really let it die down now that We are already gathering immense momentum? I think not.

no , see totaly unbattable atm , thats why im nonsense , do it yourself.

earl is a pussy

is said that no offence its just pictures that arnt attacked by humans.

and it isnt earl its the guy who sells it and gets rich without even asking.

Dying on the vine.

Dying on the vine.

GLP used to be a great forum. It was always mostly crap, but it used to be well written, intelligent and interesting crap. Now, its mostly jiberish.

That could serve as an introductory statement. At least, We are getting closer.

it's a trip

its sure isnt bad.

just the lone ranger thing and people buying it and not doing it better.

trillions because of an army.

its just a little sad.

i get my worm dont worry when we are done or when the army is done that we didnt need.

Yes, that sounds good. A trip into the moran. Adds a psychedelic twist to it. Well done. Thanks.

im to small to do it for you peple , snif , just giving good advice.

Sir, you already ARE a True Moran. Get the hell out of here. This is just the boot camp.

Found this on another thread. Laphed till my brian hurt.

Moron. Not MorAn.

And we thank you for that.

no sir , dude , countrys are way off.

Ok, let's see what contribution I can muster for this fine project:

1) If you are an AC, you are required to be rude, self centered and name call a minimum of once per posting.

2) Anyone that ever disagrees with you about anything, no matter how insane the proposition must be called a "paid disinfo shill agent for the .gov".

3) It's "moran", not "moron".



You're doing it wrong, AC.

4) If you wish to share a story about a personal experience, the title of the thread must be ended with "... ask me a question".

5) If you wish to share something you've found on the internet the title of the thread must end with "Just look at it!"

6) If you are a paid member and utilize an avatar, you must change it a minimum of once a week. (And include at least one photo of yourself so the ACs can bitch about it see rule 7)

7) As an AC you must complain about anything a paid member does. Especially when they interact with a mod. And do so loudly.

Last Edited by Sir Phydeau on 09/18/2010 08:45 AM

i does it like i does it and does what i like.

:)

Do you eat spinach?

that shouldnt be partying as a dj and spitting at a whole crouwd.

thats whats wrong how can people invent a army division that and screws it up and try to dwell like theyre smart.

and i said it and said it and they still continue like they can be hot and pick what they like.