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IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET

 
CaptainZero
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IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
Im insisting on casting only an actual full retard and midget for the roles.

5a
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If you massively overuse the canned laugh track, it would be a hit.
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lol
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Re: IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
call pitt boss animal planet..shortywood
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Will the retard be a GLP regular?
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Throw in a gay hooker guy and a Dominatrix basement all sharing a house together. Maybe even a tranny.

Make it an old style boarding house with a live-in cook and her husband house manager who used to be porn stars and you will have all the bases covered.
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Re: IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
Sooo your remaking "Friends"?
“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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09/19/2010 12:01 AM
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Based on your life story, Zero?
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09/19/2010 12:02 AM
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Should be PERFECT for NBC!
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09/19/2010 12:02 AM
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This retard isn't working anymore -- maybe he could be on your show:

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09/19/2010 03:44 AM
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Toss in a crazy ole disfigured Romanian woman living in the attic who more or less just snuck in unawares while you are at it.
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Sooo your remaking "Friends"?
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

Retitled as "Fiends"... their mostly 'retards' that don't know how to spell.
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Make sure the retard constantly anally rapes the midget who then needs to cry about it to the hooker every morning when she gets home.
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The hooker then beats the retard with a belt as he thrashes around on the floor naked.
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Who will play the retard in the upcoming motion picture of the same name? Oh... and by the way for the film version....you will not be able to use the politically incorrect term retard. The studios will just not go for it..... well maybe FOX....hummmmm.
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The hooker then beats the retard with a belt as he thrashes around on the floor naked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103095

The camera can cut to shorty's tearful face occasionally, showing him start to finally smile with each loud slap of the leather belt on the retard's skin.
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You have to write a nosey neighbor into the script - there is always a nosey neighbor.
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Sooo your remaking "Friends"?
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

lolsign
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You have to write a nosey neighbor into the script - there is always a nosey neighbor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087014

This neighbor would be hiding behind the curtain wanking until shorty sneaks over and uses a baseball bat on him. Hilarious! Especially if he the goes flying thru a plate glass window with the curtain still wrapped around him.
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You can call it "2 1/2's Company"
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i love it so far. it's been a long time since we
had a real REAL actual retard, like Corky on a
tv show. like i'm sure there are people with retard
iqs but that's not the same. remember on life goes
on when corky found a girlfriend who was ALSO A TARD?!
man, perfect. the nosy neighbor in this case can be
their alcoholic social worker. if it gets kinda slow
in the middle of the 2nd season you need one of the
characters to adopt a black orphan. YOU CAN DO THIS!!!
i'm behind you all the way buddy.
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The hooker should be randy from trailer park boys lol.
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Re: IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
Im insisting on casting only an actual full retard and midget for the roles.

5a
 Quoting: CaptainZero



run forest
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Re: IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
Im insisting on casting only an actual full retard and midget for the roles.
 Quoting: CaptainZero


That's "2 1/2 men" isn't it?
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How exactly does a hooker have a heart of gold?

Does she give out coupons?
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Im insisting on casting only an actual full retard and midget for the roles.

5a
 Quoting: CaptainZero


Is this autobiographical? Are you writing it from the perspective of the retard? It sounds great lol.
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will it be set in the white house?
MOOPS,spreading joy and mayhem :)
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count me in
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Re: IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET
we already had Seinfeld and Family Guy and Sex in the City!
Three sluts and their Godmother
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too high brow
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too high brow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 964991


lol
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