IM WRITING A SITCOM ABOUT A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD LIVING WITH A RETARD AND A MIDGET

If you massively overuse the canned laugh track, it would be a hit.

lol

call pitt boss animal planet..shortywood

Will the retard be a GLP regular?

Throw in a gay hooker guy and a Dominatrix basement all sharing a house together. Maybe even a tranny.

Make it an old style boarding house with a live-in cook and her husband house manager who used to be porn stars and you will have all the bases covered.

Sooo your remaking "Friends"?

Based on your life story, Zero?

Should be PERFECT for NBC!

This retard isn't working anymore -- maybe he could be on your show:

Toss in a crazy ole disfigured Romanian woman living in the attic who more or less just snuck in unawares while you are at it.

Retitled as "Fiends"... their mostly 'retards' that don't know how to spell.

Make sure the retard constantly anally rapes the midget who then needs to cry about it to the hooker every morning when she gets home.

The hooker then beats the retard with a belt as he thrashes around on the floor naked.

Who will play the retard in the upcoming motion picture of the same name? Oh... and by the way for the film version....you will not be able to use the politically incorrect term retard. The studios will just not go for it..... well maybe FOX....hummmmm.

The camera can cut to shorty's tearful face occasionally, showing him start to finally smile with each loud slap of the leather belt on the retard's skin.

You have to write a nosey neighbor into the script - there is always a nosey neighbor.

This neighbor would be hiding behind the curtain wanking until shorty sneaks over and uses a baseball bat on him. Hilarious! Especially if he the goes flying thru a plate glass window with the curtain still wrapped around him.

You can call it "2 1/2's Company"

i love it so far. it's been a long time since we
had a real REAL actual retard, like Corky on a
tv show. like i'm sure there are people with retard
iqs but that's not the same. remember on life goes
on when corky found a girlfriend who was ALSO A TARD?!
man, perfect. the nosy neighbor in this case can be
their alcoholic social worker. if it gets kinda slow
in the middle of the 2nd season you need one of the
characters to adopt a black orphan. YOU CAN DO THIS!!!
i'm behind you all the way buddy.

The hooker should be randy from trailer park boys lol.

run forest

That's "2 1/2 men" isn't it?

How exactly does a hooker have a heart of gold?

Does she give out coupons?

Is this autobiographical? Are you writing it from the perspective of the retard? It sounds great lol.

will it be set in the white house?

count me in

we already had Seinfeld and Family Guy and Sex in the City!
Three sluts and their Godmother

too high brow

lol