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58 Possible Warning Signs of Alien Abduction....See if you qualify as an "abductee"

 
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where is having anal pain on the list?

or anal bleeding in the AM?
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58 possible warning signs of alien abduction

The greater the number that apply to you, the greater the chance that you're an abductee.

21) Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.

Scary shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819233


Isn't that a symptom of being an indigo child?

damned
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James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Call out the name of Jesus, even think the name of Jesus and they will flee.

Then get on your knees and repent of your sins, accept God's payment for your sins on the cross, and be made new.

That will be the end of the abductions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 985310


didnt work for me...later i gave up on religion.
was partly to blame.
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Re: 58 Possible Warning Signs of Alien Abduction....See if you qualify as an "abductee"
they put something in my arm.
years ago.
it is still there and it still hurts at times.
makes me rage when it wants to move and wiggle and let me know its still there.
i cant make it stop.
have to grit my teeth and bear it for as long as it takes.
sometimes just five minutes, other times twenty.

i had it xrayed and even told my doctor i thought for sure it was some type of implant and to find out what it was.he called me a week later, his office did and said there was nothing found on the xray and to make an appt if i needed one for something else.

that fucker is still there, and when it hurts, oh boy.
it hell.
right where you would be given a shot on your arm.bottom of that shoulder muscle there...
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i have 51 so what does that mean
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I have experienced these:
2,3,8,16,17,18,19,20,21,25,26,31,32,33,35,37,39,40,46,48,51,5​2,53,54,56,&58.
Ummm... Is that bad??
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im 49 of them OMG i have been scrached on my head, arm, leg, nose, ear, stomach. last night i dremed that my mom was talking to someone (cant say) and she was talking to them this morning and the same convo to.


just be careful

i hate being alone

wtf
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OMG , if there's anything to this I should be very concerned . One of my earliest memory is of me being in a all white room with the taste of leather in my mouth . Also several times I have awoke and not be able to find the light like everything was pitch black . I have migraines , I can't lay flat so have slept n a recliner for 7 years . My son has had straight lines across his lower back and had one of the sleep by numbers mattress and it had a puncture hole to the bladder with no hole in the mattress it self . If anyone has had this happen to them email me
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no because there are no alien abductions only mentally unstable people who invent these things. And no aliens visiting earth also.
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You're an imbecile.
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Re: 58 Possible Warning Signs of Alien Abduction....See if you qualify as an "abductee"
James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Call out the name of Jesus, even think the name of Jesus and they will flee.

Then get on your knees and repent of your sins, accept God's payment for your sins on the cross, and be made new.

That will be the end of the abductions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 985310



Has this ever worked for anyone?


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Recently have found raised scars behind ears. Drawn to light especially at night, walking to the fields to observe the stars because I have a feeling of no control of my body and it makes me feel good. Spotted several shooting stars, knowing i was not alone. Waking up from bed with my eyes going out of control, and having to stare at the sky to make them normal, so I can see more clearly. Found all of my metal spoons hanging from the ceiling, reflecting light into the room of which I sleep. I now feel much lighter, as if I can float. Was a very good swimmer, now when I even look at a pool, I start to cringe thinking I will drown. I perfer to be naked at all times and have no care for what the public thinks about it. Arisen from sleep, cold, couldn't see, and was in shock. Large anal probe inserted, always pointing to the same point in the sky. Have X-rays, specialist cannot identify, although metal and forms an arrow shape about the size of a peanut. They are coming
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58 possible warning signs of alien abduction

The greater the number that apply to you, the greater the chance that you're an abductee.

21) Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.

Scary shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819233


Isn't that a symptom of being an indigo child?

damned
 Quoting: Lemon Leicestershire


Wew…. I had most of this experience… wen im 11 till 19 yrs of age im always asking my mother why does everytime I go to sleep end up my shirt always been remove.. Me arms fells like it cant move had stiff neck.. 1 of the most memorable experience is dat I was sleeping in the bording house of my friend since we had a 1 hr break my friend and I decided to sleep before I sleep isaw a flash of ligth and then I can hear someone s talking but I cant understand them then I felt someone hold my head forcing me to face at the side I see light and someone and hear I can hear them talking.. Its like they touching my ear.. Them I heard them talking and the light went off and I immediately woke up ..me and my friend woke up the same time… and we are catching air… damn
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Re: 58 Possible Warning Signs of Alien Abduction....See if you qualify as an "abductee"
They left out #69 have you ever been fucked in the ass with a purple snorkle from a green or grey little bastard call exador or zandor or some weird shit like that, an been weirdly attracted to art bells fart smells :)