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JESUS IS COMING, STASH YOUR PORN!

 
CaptainZero
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09/22/2010 04:23 PM
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JESUS IS COMING, STASH YOUR PORN!
Stash it!
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:24 PM
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i'm leaving mine in the woods..

that way jesus can't find it.
cjrocks

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09/22/2010 04:24 PM
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He already knows you have it!
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Earth Daughter

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09/22/2010 04:44 PM
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He's already got you on the naughty list.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:45 PM
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Jesus doesn't care about porn. Or sex or drugs or rock n roll.

He cares about good and evil and he has bigger fish to fry.

As long as you are a good person and have love in your heart for your fellow man, Jesus will forgive you.
New Age Messiah

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09/22/2010 04:47 PM
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He's already got you on the naughty list.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Did you say NAUGHTY????

HardTruth

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09/22/2010 04:48 PM
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Jesus specifically told me to leave 'Deep Throat' in the DVD player when I'm not home!!
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:49 PM
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09/22/2010 04:50 PM
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I've always wondered why Jesus rhymes with Anus.

Thanks for the answer OP.
Epicbiscuit

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09/22/2010 05:54 PM
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Ill give him my BBW tapes... i never watch them.. I HAVE MEH REASONS!

jihad2
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09/22/2010 05:56 PM
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Jesus can read your deleted history folders of Firefox. There all stored up in that permanent hard drive in the sky.
Ponzi

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09/22/2010 05:59 PM
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If God didnt want ya to grab yer dick, he would've put it in the middle of your back yeahsure
Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave
..but I'm still right here, giving blood, keeping faith, and I'm still right here.

If at first you dont succeed...just keep suckin'

Even if you lock me up & throw away the key, my face can still breakout!





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