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Religion Is Like a Penis

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:27 PM
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Religion Is Like a Penis
Religion Is Like a Penis

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my kids throats!
*Jentle*

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09/22/2010 04:32 PM
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It pisses you off, too. :Jen 2:
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09/22/2010 04:32 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
Religion Is Like a Penis

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my kids throats!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087779


lol
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:33 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
And please wear a condom
sum_peeps

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09/22/2010 04:36 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
Religion Is Like a Penis

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my kids throats!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087779


But if it's like a penis, don't they have to use it or lose it? scratching
DNAprototype

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09/22/2010 04:36 PM
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It pisses you off, too. :Jen 2:
 Quoting: *Jentle*



Zing.

lol
bugabeetle
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09/22/2010 04:38 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
I can't imagine John Lennon saying, "imagine no penis" though.
I know Yoko would never say that either.
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:41 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
I can't imagine John Lennon saying, "imagine no penis" though.
I know Yoko would never say that either.
 Quoting: bugabeetle 1074872


I bet she would love a world with no penises.
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09/22/2010 04:52 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
chuckle good one.
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09/22/2010 04:54 PM
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To the assbat who just ruined forever John Lennon's "Imagine".
I fuckin' hate you right now.
All I can hear in my head is....
"imagine there's no penis, it isn't not hard if you try"..
WTF?
Bastards, all of you!
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:56 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
PIN IT!
Anonymous Coward
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09/22/2010 04:56 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
So who's sucking the best dick?

hiding
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09/22/2010 04:58 PM
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chuckle
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09/22/2010 05:01 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
lol
sum_peeps

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09/22/2010 05:02 PM
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To the assbat who just ruined forever John Lennon's "Imagine".
I fuckin' hate you right now.
All I can hear in my head is....
"imagine there's no penis, it isn't not hard if you try"..
WTF?
Bastards, all of you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 837702

ROFLMAO!
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09/22/2010 05:04 PM
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To the assbat who just ruined forever John Lennon's "Imagine".
I fuckin' hate you right now.
All I can hear in my head is....
"imagine there's no penis, it isn't hard if you try"..
WTF?
Bastards, all of you!

ROFLMAO!
 Quoting: sum_peeps

chuckle
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09/22/2010 05:05 PM
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So who's sucking the best dick?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1106952


Hey, leave the pope out of this.
Dana Scully

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09/22/2010 05:06 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
lol more like small minded.
What I find fantastic is any notion that there are answers beyond the realm of science. The answers are there. You just have to know where to look.

We're all gonna die. The only question is when & how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your knees... begging?! I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing!
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09/22/2010 05:17 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
tounge
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09/22/2010 07:52 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
It pisses you off, too. :Jen 2:
 Quoting: *Jentle*

True lol
Edward lolomings
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05/07/2012 06:08 PM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
God is like a penis

You can have one

You can share it

They both have heads

The both have hairy beards

And they both act HARD!
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05/07/2012 06:12 PM
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God is like a penis

You can have one

You can share it

They both have heads

The both have hairy beards

And they both act HARD!
 Quoting: Edward lolomings 15689302


And both will fuck you over if given half a chance.
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05/07/2012 06:13 PM
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(Mark 16:15) And he said to them, Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.
Dr Phil

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05/07/2012 07:01 PM
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I've never thought of religion as a bringer of pleasure.
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2012 11:23 AM
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But if it's like a penis, don't they have to use it or lose it? scratching
 Quoting: sum_peeps


Is that a serious question, Andy?
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05/09/2012 11:41 AM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
What? You mean ugly? Well it certainly fucks with your brain, so yeah, not a bad analogy. And like a penis, if you mess with it long enough eventually somebody comes. Hmmmmmm
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2012 11:44 AM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
It's always trying to fuck somebody.banana2
ToyTV

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05/09/2012 11:45 AM
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Re: Religion Is Like a Penis
Why are you thinking about shoving a penis down your kids throats?

Sick fuck....

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