Religion Is Like a Penis

Religion Is Like a Penis

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my kids throats!

Religion Is Like a Penis

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my kids throats!

It pisses you off, too. :Jen 2:

I can't imagine John Lennon saying, "imagine no penis" though.
I know Yoko would never say that either.

To the assbat who just ruined forever John Lennon's "Imagine".
I fuckin' hate you right now.
All I can hear in my head is....
"imagine there's no penis, it isn't not hard if you try"..
WTF?
Bastards, all of you!

To the assbat who just ruined forever John Lennon's "Imagine".
I fuckin' hate you right now.
All I can hear in my head is....
"imagine there's no penis, it isn't hard if you try"..
WTF?
Bastards, all of you!

ROFLMAO!

So who's sucking the best dick?

It pisses you off, too. :Jen 2:

God is like a penis

You can have one

You can share it

They both have heads

The both have hairy beards

And they both act HARD!

But if it's like a penis, don't they have to use it or lose it?