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Can you Really grow your Penis?

 
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09/23/2010 07:56 AM
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Can you Really grow your Penis?
Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.

Any GLPer tried this?
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09/23/2010 08:00 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
There are supplements out there that can supposedly increase the flow of blood to your penis, making it bigger.
Thankfully, I don't need them.
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09/23/2010 08:07 AM
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Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.

Any GLPer tried this?
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You'll have to be reborn "BLACK"....but alot of women complain about black penises hurting too much.....
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09/23/2010 08:14 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
If Asian, rub sesame oil on your short mung bean...massage tree times a day with chop sticks 'flop and flip' metod...you get rong mung bean vely soon. Good Ruck.
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09/23/2010 08:14 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
the average size of the human penis is around 12.5 cm or 5 inches, a micropenis spans less than 7 cm or just over two inches
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09/23/2010 08:17 AM
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but dont worry op they have device they say will make you longer

FastSize

SizeGenetics Extender

X4 Extender

I used to work for a shop so I know this stuff lol
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09/23/2010 08:20 AM
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Your only hope is a smaller woman..
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09/23/2010 08:21 AM
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penis size doesn't matter if you know how to use your fingers and tongue. Besides, small is good because you can almost always trust completely in without having to worry about stopping.
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09/23/2010 08:22 AM
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and if the woman your with really says something, drop her ass to the curb. Any woman who would make fun is only in it for the sex anyways.
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09/23/2010 08:22 AM
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eh op I wouldn't worry mine is 7 in and I lack girth , id say mine is about a inch thick in girth so dont worry about it we are born the way we are born and you cant be something you are not, so just be happy with who you are
Richard Eldritch

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09/23/2010 08:24 AM
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just cut the hair around the base, it'll seem 3 inches bigger;)
HUSSAR!
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09/23/2010 08:25 AM
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but dont worry op they have device they say will make you longer

FastSize

SizeGenetics Extender

X4 Extender

I used to work for a shop so I know this stuff lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961409



Use these with jelqing (Arab invention from competition with local africa populations).

Then take human growth hormone & the steroid sustanon (egyptian brand has a warning not to administer to prepubescent boys as it will make their member too big).

Even a cock ring will make in an inch thicker and thats really what a woman wants unless she is obese or has a fat ass then you need a longer one.

Too long and you smash into her cervix causing great pain.
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09/23/2010 08:25 AM
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Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.
 Quoting: small penis 5.5" L 1107464



Yes, you can grow it.

I don't use Extenze, though.

I've discovered that an attractive woman will grow it by several inches for brief periods.
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09/23/2010 08:26 AM
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putin

Only on GLP


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09/23/2010 08:26 AM
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Micro Penis RAP

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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.

Any GLPer tried this?
 Quoting: small penis 5.5" L 1107464

Human growth hormone gave me a extra inch as well as more girth I think lol
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09/23/2010 08:27 AM
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small is good because you can almost always trust completely in
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What a pathetic rationalization.


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09/23/2010 08:29 AM
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Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.

Any GLPer tried this?
 Quoting: small penis 5.5" L 1107464


5.5´´ it´s not a small penis so go to fuck off yourself.

Unless you have a penis less than 2.5´´ in erection you don´t need an intervention. You have been owned by the new fraudsters, congratulations!!!
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09/23/2010 08:30 AM
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5.5´´ it´s not a small penis so go to fuck off yourself.
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Wow, even more pathetic.

What happened to it?

I know my gf loves my 7 incher but it's more about the width.

Girth matters.
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09/23/2010 08:31 AM
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only white guys are posting in this thread....any clues?
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09/23/2010 08:32 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
Jimmy Johnson is a spokesman for ExtenZe.

Is it all hype?.

Any GLPer tried this?


You'll have to be reborn "BLACK"....but alot of women complain about black penises hurting too much.....
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iamwith
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09/23/2010 08:33 AM
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my ho kept on ragging on me all the time saying she wanted a 9 incher 9 in this and 9 inch that i got so sick of hearing her bitch bitch bitch. so i had reduction surgery took off 5 in and am down to a size 9. da bitch be happy now
Richard Eldritch

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09/23/2010 08:33 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
5.5´´ it´s not a small penis so go to fuck off yourself.



Wow, even more pathetic.

What happened to it?

I know my gf loves my 7 incher but it's more about the width.

Girth matters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107191

How do you get that up ya boyfriends bum?
HUSSAR!
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09/23/2010 08:33 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
5.5´´ it´s not a small penis so go to fuck off yourself.



Wow, even more pathetic.

What happened to it?

I know my gf loves my 7 incher but it's more about the width.

Girth matters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107191

well yes you are right about that it does stimulate them no argument there
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09/23/2010 08:34 AM
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5.5´´ it´s not a small penis so go to fuck off yourself.



Wow, even more pathetic.

What happened to it?

I know my gf loves my 7 incher but it's more about the width.

Girth matters.

well yes you are right about that it does stimulate them no argument there
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961409

i mean girth wise that is, it would be good to improve my girth
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09/23/2010 08:35 AM
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ive heard squeezing it almost flat does that btw and taking B12 and b vitamin complex
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09/23/2010 08:37 AM
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Re: Can you Really grow your Penis?
I have a coke can wiener and chicks love it
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09/23/2010 08:38 AM
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Organic penis enlargement


1) shake jar of bees vigorously

2) insert penis

3) VOILA! BIGGER PENIS!

***Note***

-Remember to insert bite stick between teeth before step 2

-As a bonus, your enlarged penis will be bumpy like a french tickler for added pleasure
Anonymous Coward
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09/23/2010 08:38 AM
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Become a tranny.
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09/23/2010 08:39 AM
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you have to burst a blood vessel inside yourself
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09/23/2010 08:40 AM
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And besides my coke can girth, it's slightly curved up and to the right. I used to be embarased of the curve until I realized that the curve creates much friction that gives hella orgasmims.