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I havent masturbated in 16 days

 
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I havent masturbated in 16 days
Ive been on and off dealing with my sexual potency for 2 years now. For two years Ive become self conscious about the ill effects of pointlessly spilling my seed. Ive been able to go 20 days once, 10 days here and there. Often I can go 3 days. I never ejaculate back to back days. It's like my golden sin rule.

Got a new job that is mentally demaning. I decided that now is the time if ever to completely eradicate my masturbatio and sex addiction.

Ive barely masturbated ever since I got rid of facebook and myspace. Social networking was plugging me into women and it just wasnt a good thing. I was never gonna meet the woman of my dreams via facespace.

So this is "the stand". The creative powers that will be cultivated and stored in my brain and muscles from not masturbating will allow me to create an abundance of wealth in my life. I want the american dream I do. I want fruit trees 50k cars a personal lake hundreds of friends a beautiful wife a pack of dogs and beautiful kids. That kind of life is not for masturbators.

Maybe you dont realize how much of your personal creative energy is lost when you spill your seed.

I know my seed is now gonna be saved for my future beautiful wife. It will be used to create babies. But for now, I have no problem not ejaculating. Especially whenever every day I feel stronger. My battery is charging.
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09/23/2010 11:52 AM
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You'll need to feel stronger, especially when you are pushing your bollocks around in a wheelbarrow. Dirty water on the chest is not a good thing, a man needs to keep his pipes clean.
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Your about to be a lamer ?
Might as well swim out to polar bears and let them eat you and not return here.
We all touch ourselves as normal adults.
Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing
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09/23/2010 12:02 PM
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I found this interview interesting:


DAVID FROST: With Santogen and Wincarnis and... now the, you, you said the other day somewhere that you had really made a discovery also in your journey of discovery, talking about the beautiful things you do to the body as well,that, that you said you decided that sex is really meant just for procreation?

ERIC CLAPTON: Yes someone else told me that I'd said that... I don't remember saying...

DAVID FROST: And that you were much happier in a monogamous relationship?

ERIC CLAPTON: That's true actually.

DAVID FROST: But the combination of the two quotes I thought when I read it in a magazine, and I thought well there's young people who'll read that and say, it's all right for Eric to say that now he's 49 and had 30 years of it but... I'm 18 if I follow my hero I'm not going to get much at all?

ERIC CLAPTON: Not true because if the follow their hero they'll do what I did and come to the same realization...

DAVID FROST: At the end yes.

ERIC CLAPTON: In the end.

DAVID FROST: But now, but now you're, but now you're much happier in a monogamous relationship with no, no messing about?

ERIC CLAPTON: It's very hard, I find it very, very difficult, very difficult. I mean it's the hardest work, just, I mean just being true to one person and thinking, thinking of somebody else. I mean I'm a very, very selfish man when it comes down to it and I think part of al that Don Juanism is about self-indulgence and selfishness isn't it. And not really wanting to think of anybody but yourself really, and not giving. And to be in a monogamous relationship as I'm sure you know David, is like self-sacrifice isn't it, a lot of the time isn't it?

DAVID FROST: But it is terrific too?

ERIC CLAPTON: Oh the rewards are unbelievable.

DAVID FROST: So would you like to get married again?

ERIC CLAPTON: I would love to get married, yes I would actually, I would.

DAVID FROST: And then in a totally sort of old-fashioned way, you could have a family in that way, I mean just...?

ERIC CLAPTON: Yes, I mean that's, that's ideal isn't it, but it doesn't matter, I don't mind actually so much anymore, for me anyway.

DAVID FROST: No you'd just like to have children if it happens?

ERIC CLAPTON: If it happened it would be wonderful but if it doesn't I wouldn't be at all surprised. I mean if it just ends up with me having a bunch of pals and a girlfriend, I mean that would be, that's enough isn't it? I'm very lucky to have what I have really.

DAVID FROST: Having what you have, you decided at some stage that just money and success weren't it, didn't do it for you enough really...

ERIC CLAPTON: No.

DAVID FROST: You decided those were sort of empty did you?

ERIC CLAPTON: Well this is all external stuff and I mean it's a long journey to find that out. I mean it doesn't make you happy at the end of the day. I had everything a man could have at the age of 25, I was, you know with a wonderful wife, cars and a beautiful home, a successful career but I wanted to die and I don't understand that. So I mean there's, and I tried, you know trying to kill myself with drink and drugs, so there was something missing in my life which, which I've sort of come to, to look upon as some kind of spiritual, spiritual goal really.

DAVID FROST: And you found that was all empty ans what's the spiritual goal, is it actually God or is it a...?

ERIC CLAPTON: Well I don't know what it is, I believe that there is something in charge of it all and that it's not me, I mean that's, that's all I have to remember. In order to get some kind of peace of mind and be fairly happy is that all I need to know is that I'm not running the show and that's, that's when things start to get better for me.



Don't mistake this dream of yours for true inner peace. It's all within yourself. Trust me, I also had those things, except I had a beautiful husband, beautiful kids, but what was missing in my life was spiritual.

Staying away from sleazy pursuits is a big first step. I think it drains your creative energy. Masturbation is not like sex. After sex, you should feel energized and at peace. There was an energy exchange, not a drain. Anyway, G/L on your journey and congrats!
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09/23/2010 12:03 PM
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jerkit
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Rusty Shakleford

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"I know my seed is now gonna be saved for my future beautiful wife. It will be used to create babies. But for now, I have no problem not ejaculating. Especially whenever every day I feel stronger. My battery is charging." hellokitty
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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09/23/2010 12:05 PM
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Im not a religious person. I'm me and thats it....

But....The main teachings of religions is the sin of spilling your seed. It is the root of all sin. It's the trunk of sin. It's the base of sin. When a man comes to terms with the potency he has downstairs, and when he becomes aware of what saving his seed can do for his personal growth, he does not ever need to go back to it.

They say that semen has not much more than a gram of protein in it. Thats dandy right? I can restore it easily with 1 meal right? WRONG.

Your body is a battery of bioelectricity. Your semen may not contain that many nutrients but it drains your personal bioelectricity. Bioelectricity is extremely important. By draining your bioelectricity, your central nervous system suffers. This then slows the brain down. Eventually diminishes your adrenal glands. Your muscles then become deflated.

A 40 year old masturbator is a loser. He shot himself in the foot. He will never recover. He is balding with gray beard feeble muscles and a weak will to survive.

That is you. I am 28 years old and strong as an ox. I will become stronger and stronger as I age.

Keep masturbating you phaggots
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You feel a loss of substance right? 5a
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Nor have I...I fuck instead...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
Rusty Shakleford

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Just remember that your dead relatives are watching and judging you for that shit.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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09/23/2010 12:07 PM
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Me either OP. I have been banging the next door girl. Man she has a fine booty.
Rusty Shakleford

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Nor have I...I fuck instead...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

It's like a sore peter... Ya just can't beat it.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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09/23/2010 12:09 PM
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IMAGE ( [link to bodyspace.bodybuilding.com] )
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09/23/2010 12:09 PM
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I have tried and tried to stop masturbating but the longest I can go is about one week before I start having wet dreams.
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09/23/2010 12:09 PM
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thats what I look like.....now make fun of me bro!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087221



Is this a gay thread?
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09/23/2010 12:11 PM
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Ya won't regret you decision to quit! I stopped years ago and my eyesight is much better now and the hair stopped growing on my palm!



I also got used to walking with testicles like hippity hops!
Rusty Shakleford

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Is this a gay thread?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810307

I think it just got a little gay in here.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087221

I'd hit that..
Rusty Shakleford

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Ya won't regret you decision to quit! I stopped years ago and my eyesight is much better now and the hair stopped growing on my palm!



I also got used to walking with testicles like hippity hops!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907535

Oh.. Thats why I have harry palms...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
Rusty Shakleford

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I'd hit that..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107685

I knew it got gay in here.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/23/2010 12:15 PM
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fyckkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu heathens
Rusty Shakleford

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09/23/2010 12:16 PM
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Just call me the thread killa
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
yee haa
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087221

I'm masturbating over this pic right now.. oh yeah
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fyckkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu heathens
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upity
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09/23/2010 12:21 PM
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You do know that it helps prevent prostate cancer don't you?
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09/23/2010 12:23 PM
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YOU GO GIRL! allllriiiight




rockon rockon
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Im not a religious person. I'm me and thats it....

But....The main teachings of religions is the sin of spilling your seed. It is the root of all sin. It's the trunk of sin. It's the base of sin. When a man comes to terms with the potency he has downstairs, and when he becomes aware of what saving his seed can do for his personal growth, he does not ever need to go back to it.

They say that semen has not much more than a gram of protein in it. Thats dandy right? I can restore it easily with 1 meal right? WRONG.

Your body is a battery of bioelectricity. Your semen may not contain that many nutrients but it drains your personal bioelectricity. Bioelectricity is extremely important. By draining your bioelectricity, your central nervous system suffers. This then slows the brain down. Eventually diminishes your adrenal glands. Your muscles then become deflated.

A 40 year old masturbator is a loser. He shot himself in the foot. He will never recover. He is balding with gray beard feeble muscles and a weak will to survive.

That is you. I am 28 years old and strong as an ox. I will become stronger and stronger as I age.

Keep masturbating you phaggots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087221



But..but..porn addicts everywhere say it prevents prostrate cancer? Lol.
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I'm masturbating over this pic right now.. oh yeah
 Quoting: yee haa 1107685



You can't even see his face. What if he is real ugly?
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Nor have I...I fuck instead...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Let's hope it's a human.
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09/23/2010 12:28 PM
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People need virtual world where they can put their wet things to use.

When kids watch porn, they think they will get someone woman or man like that later in future but in reality, they don't. Many woman and man is "selective" they choose who with they sex and who not. In reality there is also INFECTIONS.

Masturbating scientifically don't give exactly what "people want", because you just put hand down, up, down, up and repeat same pattern of thing again and again. You don't fuck anybody, so that making masturbating giving only little enjoyment but not full. This is why we think wet dreams. OH SHIT, i want fuck that one like this and that, push inside stick and oh yeah, im getting wet... SHIT, it was just dream.

But. Masturbate have positive effect to seeds.

One week one masturbating, growing penis and making seeds stronger. If you do daily, your penis will hurt like its burning. Vagina don't have that problem. :D

So girls can masturbate everytime. :(

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