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I havent masturbated in 16 days

 
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09/23/2010 12:29 PM
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Watch hentai, more better "pleasure" effects. ;D
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09/23/2010 12:30 PM
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I am 28 years old
Keep masturbating you phaggots
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How did i know that...lol! Ahhh, the idealism of your twenties makes way for the cold, hard realism of your thirties and forties. I think we were designed that way. Introspection in your younger years is vital. You'll find that masturbation will be an active part of your life...married or not. wait until you have kids and the wifey has no time or patience for sex. It will happen to you!
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09/23/2010 12:31 PM
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People need virtual world where they can put their wet things to use.

When kids watch porn, they think they will get someone woman or man like that later in future but in reality, they don't. Many woman and man is "selective" they choose who with they sex and who not. In reality there is also INFECTIONS.

Masturbating scientifically don't give exactly what "people want", because you just put hand down, up, down, up and repeat same pattern of thing again and again. You don't fuck anybody, so that making masturbating giving only little enjoyment but not full. This is why we think wet dreams. OH SHIT, i want fuck that one like this and that, push inside stick and oh yeah, im getting wet... SHIT, it was just dream.

But. Masturbate have positive effect to seeds.

One week one masturbating, growing penis and making seeds stronger. If you do daily, your penis will hurt like its burning. Vagina don't have that problem. :D

So girls can masturbate everytime. :(
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Thanks Doc. russia
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Watch hentai, more better "pleasure" effects. ;D
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I was watching one where the characters were super-heroes who only retained their powers if they didnt orgasm...so of course, all the monsters would attempt to have sex with these two nymphet superhero twins...."Must not orgasm" they screamed out! HHAHAHAAA! Good stuff!
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09/23/2010 12:38 PM
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Its a fact that a str8 male with think about sexual pleasures from another male atleast once in his life.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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09/23/2010 12:39 PM
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Nor have I...I fuck instead...


Let's hope it's a human.
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A human female no less...5'9 120 lbs...not real bright though...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Its a fact that a str8 male with think about sexual pleasures from another male atleast once in his life.
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And your point is...?
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09/23/2010 12:51 PM
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While I agree it's not good to do it everyday, you are speaking new age BS.

Besides, your "seed" dies every few days whether you do it or not.

You either do it while awake or it happens while you are asleep.

There are also studies that it might prevent prostate cancer as well.

Get a woman.
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Its a fact that a str8 male with think about sexual pleasures from another male atleast once in his life.


And your point is...?
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point is most guys go through gay phases but they just dont like admitting it!!!!
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09/23/2010 12:55 PM
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You'll need to feel stronger, especially when you are pushing your bollocks around in a wheelbarrow. Dirty water on the chest is not a good thing, a man needs to keep his pipes clean.
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The reality is that for prostrate health it is better for a man to have regular sexual release. If you do not have a partner than to avoid cancer or other problem is it better that you do masturbate.
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09/23/2010 01:06 PM
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Its a fact that a str8 male with think about sexual pleasures from another male atleast once in his life.
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I never have. It has been females all the way for me ever since I was a little one. I followed the prettiest girl in Kindergarten (Sue Stear in 1953 in Hyde Park Chicago)all the way home after the first week of class at Ray School. (Hey, if anybody knows what happened to Sue Stear, let me know.)

I didn't know how to get to my house from hers, so I backtracked all the way to school and then walked home. It turns out her house was about two blocks from mine. After that, I used to walk her home. She moved away after kindergarten, so I moved on to other girls, like Sue's best friend Candy.

As I got older the girls got older, so that when I was a man I was attracted to women, but I have never been attracted to a male. The thought is revolting.

When I feel crowded by men, my impulse is to beat the sheet out of them. I control myself, because I have tried to convince myself that I am not an animal trying to keep my flock of women away from other males. But all my impulses seem to make me think that deep inside I am still running on animal instinct. any competition for the females needs to be beaten or done away with. It is instinct for many males.
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While I agree it's not good to do it everyday, you are speaking new age BS.

Besides, your "seed" dies every few days whether you do it or not.

You either do it while awake or it happens while you are asleep.

There are also studies that it might prevent prostate cancer as well.

Get a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736629


The studies are very inconclusive, and the latest show young guys who do it often have an increased risk, and older guys who do it often have a decreased risk. IOW, it's pure speculation. A friend of my husband's got prostate cancer when he was 18. Cancer is a condition of the whole body, the blood mainly, and it concentrates in the weakest area of the body and has nothing to do with masturbation.

If anything, porn creates an unnatural sex drive in men and causes unnatural depletion of sperm. As a woman, I can tell you the best sex, at least for me and others I talk to, is when you have it every other day and not every single day. The energy builds up and then when it is released it is much more intense. Of course, I am talking about sex, not masturbation. I never do that. ;)
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Masturbation is the the thief of time.
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12/08/2012 07:00 AM
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keep it up OP.
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33 Days No Porn, Masturbation, Orgasm

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Im not a religious person. I'm me and thats it....

But....The main teachings of religions is the sin of spilling your seed. It is the root of all sin. It's the trunk of sin. It's the base of sin. When a man comes to terms with the potency he has downstairs, and when he becomes aware of what saving his seed can do for his personal growth, he does not ever need to go back to it.

They say that semen has not much more than a gram of protein in it. Thats dandy right? I can restore it easily with 1 meal right? WRONG.

Your body is a battery of bioelectricity. Your semen may not contain that many nutrients but it drains your personal bioelectricity. Bioelectricity is extremely important. By draining your bioelectricity, your central nervous system suffers. This then slows the brain down. Eventually diminishes your adrenal glands. Your muscles then become deflated.

A 40 year old masturbator is a loser. He shot himself in the foot. He will never recover. He is balding with gray beard feeble muscles and a weak will to survive.

That is you. I am 28 years old and strong as an ox. I will become stronger and stronger as I age.

Keep masturbating you phaggots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087221


Wrong.

The main teaching of religions is LOVE and compassion. And in that, you fail hard, in spite of your blue balls.

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