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Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...

 
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09/23/2010 09:18 PM
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Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
I live alone, and every fucking night this fucking ghost pulls my blankets off of me and either tosses them on the floor or actually hangs them up on the doors around my house.

Last night the fucking asshole ghost tried smothering me with my bed spread until I was gasping for breath and almost passed out! The thing thinks I'm scared of it, but I cuss the fucker out all the time...I'M NOT LETTING A FUCKING GHOST CHASE ME OUT OF MY HOME!!

How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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09/23/2010 09:24 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
bump for help
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09/23/2010 10:33 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
hi!

Help on the way...but it comes from you...just as PART of the cause is because of you.

Ghosts demons are able to manefest because they pull energy from you. Your own energy system is not balanced so it is able to power itself from your own energy.

You can tell it is pulling energy from you because you get colder as they grow stronger. Vibrate your energy from the top of your head down to your feet and then backup to your head several times. This reregulates your energy and cuts the ties. After you've done this expand your energy outwards throughout your room, house.

Do these things for yourself and you'll be sleeping peacefully.

ohhgoodie
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09/23/2010 10:34 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
eat some acid or mushrooms before bed and kick the shit outta that demon, captain trips style...
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09/23/2010 10:37 PM

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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.
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09/23/2010 10:40 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.
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Good point!!
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09/23/2010 10:41 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Succubus!!
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09/23/2010 10:45 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.
 Quoting: jailarson

I have done this twice, and the camera gets tossed off the tripod both times! The second time, the fucking ghost broke the fucking lens on my camera!!
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09/23/2010 10:46 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
take a pregnancy test
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09/23/2010 10:48 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Ignore it. Pretend like what it is doing is normal. Behave as if everything it is doing is your own self's doing. It'll get bored with your yogic perspective and leave.
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09/23/2010 10:48 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
do you take Ambien to sleep by any chance?
I am.. therefore I think
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09/23/2010 10:50 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
do you take Ambien to sleep by any chance?
 Quoting: Indigo~Luna

No, I usually take valium..why??
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09/23/2010 10:51 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
take a pregnancy test
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I'm a guy.
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09/23/2010 10:53 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Well the last dude said douche with holy water so maybe you should drink a bunch then piss on it?
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09/23/2010 10:54 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Sorry to tell you, but if you're telling the truth, you're dealing with a demon and NOT a ghost. You need an exorcist.
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09/23/2010 11:03 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Sounds like you may have a demonic infestation of your home going on. You might try to get a hold of some blessed salt and sprinkle it around and under your mattress. There are also some prayers to ward off the harrassment. I know a really authentic site that has a lot of legit info. Let me know if your interested. They actually train people to be counselors in this stuff. An exorcist is typically called on when a person in suspected of being possessed. Sounds like the a home infestation in your case...although it would help if you stop cursing...it sort of feeds their flame (no pun intented.)
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09/23/2010 11:10 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
[link to www.goarticles.com]

I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Sounds like you may have a demonic infestation of your home going on. You might try to get a hold of some blessed salt and sprinkle it around and under your mattress. There are also some prayers to ward off the harrassment. I know a really authentic site that has a lot of legit info. Let me know if your interested. They actually train people to be counselors in this stuff. An exorcist is typically called on when a person in suspected of being possessed. Sounds like the a home infestation in your case...although it would help if you stop cursing...it sort of feeds their flame (no pun intented.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108318

I'd really appreciate that site your talking about. I'm fucking desperate here, this is 100% REAL! I cannot stress enough how fucked up this is, and every single night I have to deal with this goddamn thing.

My family lives in other states, and I don't have many friends here, so I'm on my own. I do cuss like a sailor at the damn ghost (demon..whatever), but I just want the thing to know I'm not afraid of his ass.

My house is old (106 years old), so I'm sure many have died here, or maybe it was built on some Indian burial ground or some shit..i don't know, but I do know that this fucking ghost is making me insane!!
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09/23/2010 11:13 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
[link to www.goarticles.com]

I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034800

A relative of mine from another state told me to use an ouija (sp?) board to get rid of it. I've never used one, and have no clue what to do or ask the ouija board. What do you think of that?
jailarson

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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.

I have done this twice, and the camera gets tossed off the tripod both times! The second time, the fucking ghost broke the fucking lens on my camera!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107170


Wow, that sucks. Try burning some sage and walking around the entire place. Then sprinkle your windows and doorways with holy water. I hear that works sometimes.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/23/2010 11:17 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.

I have done this twice, and the camera gets tossed off the tripod both times! The second time, the fucking ghost broke the fucking lens on my camera!!


Wow, that sucks. Try burning some sage and walking around the entire place. Then sprinkle your windows and doorways with holy water. I hear that works sometimes.
 Quoting: jailarson

I'm not a very religious person, I mean, i believe in God, but I don't go to church or really pray or anything. I haven't even opened my Bible in probably 5 or more years! Wonder if this is God's way of fucking me over for ignoring Him for so long?
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09/23/2010 11:17 PM
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I'd say take a flashlight to bed with you but in this extreme case you should go to a hunting store and buy the biggest baddest battery powered spotlight they have. (If it has a strobe function so much the better)

Do this in secret during daylight hours.

Make sure it works and is fully charged up.

Take the light to bed with you, hiding it under the covers.

Don't take the vallium.

Pretend to sleep. When you actually doze off, it will show up. Wait till its in close then strobe the mutherfucker to hell. It WILL be injured and probably won't come back for more.
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09/23/2010 11:18 PM
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[link to www.goarticles.com]

I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".

A relative of mine from another state told me to use an ouija (sp?) board to get rid of it. I've never used one, and have no clue what to do or ask the ouija board. What do you think of that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107170


The website says not to because it invites more spirits in. I don't know, one time I think I had a ghost but it went away after I prayed for it. But I don't know if it was a ghost or not, it wasn't as obvious as yours and didn't really do anything. I just got a weird bad feeling. Later I found out that the lady upstairs' son had passed away because he accidentally got stuck in a storage trunk.
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09/23/2010 11:22 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Sounds like you may have a demonic infestation of your home going on. You might try to get a hold of some blessed salt and sprinkle it around and under your mattress. There are also some prayers to ward off the harrassment. I know a really authentic site that has a lot of legit info. Let me know if your interested. They actually train people to be counselors in this stuff. An exorcist is typically called on when a person in suspected of being possessed. Sounds like the a home infestation in your case...although it would help if you stop cursing...it sort of feeds their flame (no pun intented.)

I'd really appreciate that site your talking about. I'm fucking desperate here, this is 100% REAL! I cannot stress enough how fucked up this is, and every single night I have to deal with this goddamn thing.

My family lives in other states, and I don't have many friends here, so I'm on my own. I do cuss like a sailor at the damn ghost (demon..whatever), but I just want the thing to know I'm not afraid of his ass.

My house is old (106 years old), so I'm sure many have died here, or maybe it was built on some Indian burial ground or some shit..i don't know, but I do know that this fucking ghost is making me insane!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107170


You can try saint-mike.org, I think...I haven't been on in a while, but probalby the fastest way to get help is to go on and sign up for their BBS forum. They have counselors that monitor the queries on a regular basis. They're really good at what they do. But I'm tellin, man, you gotta try to stop cursing. It's like giving them further reign to harrass you. Also, if your home is that old, there may have been some occult activity that had transpired there. That usually creates a portal. Also, try to look back to see if there was anything that you might have done to cause it. Anyway, good luck. Hope it helps.
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09/23/2010 11:30 PM
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I think that spirits maybe get stuck here because they feel like something is unresolved. I just prayed a lot. I found out that the lady upstairs was going through a law-suit to try to get money out of the company that made the trunks. (I guess she didn't know that her son was hiding in the trunk). Some of the blame goes to the mother for not watching her son enough, but the company that made the trunks had a latch that automatically locked when it closed or something and they knew it was dangerous. So I just prayed for the mom and the son for the situation to be resolved and for everyone to be at peace. I had weird dreams too, I felt like there were other bad spirits there. I also used some holy water at night before I went to bed. It just stopped coming I think maybe because I wasn't afraid anymore and maybe it somehow got resolved. I ended up moving before I knew what happened to the mother, but I'm guessing that she got some sort of settlement. So anyway, maybe if you can find out what the situation is and help the ghost be at peace and resolve whatever is troubling it.
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09/23/2010 11:36 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Try this:

[link to www.yourghoststories.com]

Lots of real stories and advice from experienced people.

Ouiji (sp?)boards seem to invite demons. (Google) But I suppose it could be used to communicate once you already have a demon.


Best Wishes,
PR
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
put some clothes on

get a cardboard box and place it upside down in your bedroom, get a stick and tie some string on it (make it long) prop the box up with the stick place a cold beer under the box... take the string and hid around the corner and wait... as soon as the spook goes at that beer pull the string and trap it!
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09/23/2010 11:42 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
I would like to suggest also that maybe your ghost is not so bad if it hasn't done any harm to you in any way. It sounds like it's just trying to get your attention. So just be calm about it and ask it nicely if there is anything you can do to help, that it has your attention and that you would like to help if you can and to please stop taking your blankets and knocking things over. Then do some research and find out who the ghost might be and then try praying for it.
I hope it works out for you.
Peace.
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09/23/2010 11:43 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Had this happen to me before. The bastard also attacked me one day, sapping all of my energy nearly killing me and it would screw with my wife a lot.

I ended up going out of body and attacked it back. Never had any issues afterwards.
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09/23/2010 11:44 PM
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I live alone, and every fucking night this fucking ghost pulls my blankets off of me and either tosses them on the floor or actually hangs them up on the doors around my house.

Last night the fucking asshole ghost tried smothering me with my bed spread until I was gasping for breath and almost passed out! The thing thinks I'm scared of it, but I cuss the fucker out all the time...I'M NOT LETTING A FUCKING GHOST CHASE ME OUT OF MY HOME!!

How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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09/24/2010 12:23 AM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Set up tape recorder and play it while you ask questions of it like who it is and why are they there. You won't hear the answers until you play the tape back.

I personally would let them stay. I've experienced spirits in almost every home I've ever lived in except the one I'm currently at. Funny thing is this is the oldest house I've ever lived in - pre-WWI - and no spirits so far, anyway.

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