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Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...

 
holymerrymotherofgod

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08/20/2012 09:26 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Honestly, I would read it a bedtime story and promise it another each night it behaves. NO stealing the covers. NO smothering attacks.

Aren't you curious to know what it is or who it was?

Don't try a seance or anything weird. Just offer it a little human companionship and see if it offers you a little ghostly courtesy.
NewBeginnings

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08/21/2012 05:30 PM

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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
I live alone, and every fucking night this fucking ghost pulls my blankets off of me and either tosses them on the floor or actually hangs them up on the doors around my house.

Last night the fucking asshole ghost tried smothering me with my bed spread until I was gasping for breath and almost passed out! The thing thinks I'm scared of it, but I cuss the fucker out all the time...I'M NOT LETTING A FUCKING GHOST CHASE ME OUT OF MY HOME!!

How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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Now don't get mad about what i'm about to say, but i found this s*** to be really f****** funny(except for the smothering and passing out part)

How did you get the spirit in your house the first place?
Daddys Baby Boy Fuckhole
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07/06/2013 01:24 PM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
One time when I was 14 a ghost attacked my daddy while he was ass fucking me till i shit on his chest. The ghist dragged him outta the room. Then the door closed. And all of a sudden the ghost levitated a baseball bat and started brutally object raping me. I couldn't walk for 8 days. It was amazing!
Kalona

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02/07/2014 12:51 AM

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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
I know this is from 2010, but that Sounds like a succubus.

Y'all need some Jesus Christ.

slaphim
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"Winter is coming. This one will be long... And dark things will come with it."

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Nickadeemus

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02/07/2014 01:08 AM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Spread sea salt around your bed. That mother fucker will walk into a proverbial electric fence. Swear. Don't believe me? Check out John Zaphis website (worlds most renowned ghost hunter).

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thinkin
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Kalona

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02/07/2014 01:10 AM

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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Spread sea salt around your bed. That mother fucker will walk into a proverbial electric fence. Swear. Don't believe me? Check out John Zaphis website (worlds most renowned ghost hunter).

Nick@
Good luck
thinkin
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cruise

Funny picture.
"Think On"

"Ours is the fury."

"Winter is coming. This one will be long... And dark things will come with it."

“Fear not the army of wolves led by a sheep; fear the army of sheep led by the wolf.”
Nickadeemus

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02/07/2014 01:14 AM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Spread sea salt around your bed. That mother fucker will walk into a proverbial electric fence. Swear. Don't believe me? Check out John Zaphis website (worlds most renowned ghost hunter).

Nick@
Good luck
thinkin
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cruise

Funny picture.
 Quoting: Kalona


Love that you love it!
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