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Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...

 
Anonymous Coward
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How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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Fight fire with fire.

Become a ghost yourself.
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04/14/2011 08:37 PM
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video tape it and make bank on utube
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Lots of neat replies going here OP.

You've had activity that you probably didn't pay attention to....now it's done playing nice.

"It" could be an entity...or just a visitor. Maybe even a former resident. If you're curious...set up a webcam and your microphone. Record for about an hour. Let the stinker know he's welcome to talk.

If you decide to do this, one of us here can run the audio and see if any EVP (electronic voice phenomenon) shows up. This is for shit and giggles only.

To eliminate your guest....get a cat. Quickest way to stop the invasion. Even two cats...they can keep each other company. There's a few "threats" you can issue yourself, if you're up for it.
We're better than you think...really.
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04/14/2011 08:47 PM
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Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.
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this
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04/14/2011 08:49 PM
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Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.
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Welcome to America. We'll even buy your ghosts for entertainment.
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I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".
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A relative of mine from another state told me to use an ouija (sp?) board to get rid of it. I've never used one, and have no clue what to do or ask the ouija board. What do you think of that?
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A ouija board is the WRONG thing to do that is a porthole to let more come in. I only know this because I am going through worse. My son has actually been possesd. You need to go to the 5 levels of a poltergeist and read because it can and probably will get worse. These things feed off of anger and fear. I think it may be confusion also because I was never afraid because god is more powerful than it. But it did anger me a few times. My name is Angela I have a post on here ghost / poltergeist. Sage, holy water, blessed rosary, st michale prayer, nothing works.
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Its your dead dad comin back to fuck with you. You should of been nicer to him when he was alive. Simply say your sorry dad, I forgive you and love you.
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Set up a video camera to record while you sleep. Capture undeniable proof of what's happening and you might be able to profit from this annoyance.

I have done this twice, and the camera gets tossed off the tripod both times! The second time, the fucking ghost broke the fucking lens on my camera!!
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Wow, that sucks. Try burning some sage and walking around the entire place. Then sprinkle your windows and doorways with holy water. I hear that works sometimes.
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forget the water, ask God to bless some virgin olive oil

that is specifically how we are told to annoint both ourselves and our homes or the sick

the word Christos (Christ) means oil. Olive oil is called "the oil of our people" and we are instructed to have it blessed just like you can do with water and then use it to annoint doorposts in the home, yourself, and etc. then command anything evil or bothersome to leave and never return in the name of Jesus Christ yeshua messiah.

done
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[link to www.goarticles.com]

I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034800

A relative of mine from another state told me to use an ouija (sp?) board to get rid of it. I've never used one, and have no clue what to do or ask the ouija board. What do you think of that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107170


A ouija board is the WRONG thing to do that is a porthole to let more come in. I only know this because I am going through worse. My son has actually been possesd. You need to go to the 5 levels of a poltergeist and read because it can and probably will get worse. These things feed off of anger and fear. I think it may be confusion also because I was never afraid because god is more powerful than it. But it did anger me a few times. My name is Angela I have a post on here ghost / poltergeist. Sage, holy water, blessed rosary, st michale prayer, nothing works.
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with "poltergheist" it is often thought that it is our own energies that are creating these occurrences unbeknownst to us. that's why they are oft as not found to be around children
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video tape it and make bank on utube
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have someone else stay in your room at night to video tape any occurrences

that way the "thing" can't mess with the camera

or set it up in such a fashion as it's immobile and can't be messed with, etc.
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04/18/2011 08:19 PM
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I will tell you all something, whether you want to believe this or not is up to you.

My sister willed herself to death in 03. We had her funeral at the little church she decided to ready her self for her imminent departure.

When we were in the church and the casket was in front of us, there was a flower arrangement sitting on the floor in front of me as I sat the front row by the casket.

The priest was giving the word and as I looked down, I glanced at the flower arrangement in front of me. Suddenly the entire flower arrangement moved as a flower was snipped off and fell to the floor. I bumped my other sister next to me and said, did you see that. She did.

That was my late sister saying she was there. In her honor I had 55 helium filled balloons prepared to set sail for the heavens taking her spirit with. It was hot, muggy and a cloudy day when the crowd let go of there balloon, the sky was swirling with black storm clouds as those balloons went straight up and out of site.

I had a bad car crash compliments the matrix Jan 28, 11 and that night, this late sisters daughter had a dream that my late sister and mother who died christmas 06 were looking for me and wanted to know where I was.

The daughter told them I was home as always. They said no and to go look. The sisters daughter walked to my house in her dream and entered only to find my house filled with spirits that flew around her head.

Yessss, my house is a haven for spirits. At times it is so spirit filled it looks like a foggy day only on the inside of my house.
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04/18/2011 08:25 PM
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Make a pile of blankets For The Ghost and tell Her those are hers and to please use them if She wants.

Then tell it Good Night Ghost and forget about it.
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12/04/2011 03:13 AM
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I have had the same thing happen to me. I trying praying it away....didn't work. Then I prayed for angles to stay in my room while I slept, to keep these spirits away....and it has worked. There is a name for these types of spirits. They usually bother females at night. Mine started with pulling at my blankets. Then I would see them in my room at night. Turn on the bedroom light and they would be gone. Then they really started scarring me when I would entertain the idea that I might be special or have special powers, or something like that. The more I showed interest or fear, the worst it got. After praying to angles to stay in my room at night to watch over me and protect me from these spirits, they have gone away. It's the one thing that helped put a stop to this. Good luck
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12/04/2011 03:18 AM
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fuck it in its ghost hole
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12/04/2011 03:38 AM
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Hey, I grew up in a haunted house and when I was ten years old I was lying in bed one night when the room started to get very cold. The next thing I knew my bedsheets were ripped off and I was in the air above my bed. I was so terrified that I couldn't even scream out for my Dad. The next morning my Mom tried to open my door to wake me for school but the door was ceased shut, so she had to call the neighbor and he got me out through the window. The door had to be broken down because it couldn't be opened. I will always remember this experience. Everyone in our family experienced something in that house. We ended up calling a priest and he blessed all four corners of the property and then nothing happened ever again.

They like to pull the sheets off. It happened to me on an other occasion at mates place which was also haunted. But that's another story.
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Sorry I abandoned the thread last night. My girl came over and we had a nice late night dinner and a movie. However, the fucking demon or whatever threw EVERY SINGLE BLANKET (I used 3 blankets last night -- was cold) into the fucking HALLWAY which is about 20 feet away from my bed!

That is the first time it's done that, and before the furthest the blankets have gone is on top of the door to my room which is only about 10 feet away.

I was freezing my ass off, and this fucking entity keeps screwing with me, and I'm ready to fucking go apeshit crazy and pull out my shotty and go fucking ballistic!! I'm so pissed off I can't fucking see straight, and again, I WILL NOT BE CHASED OUT OF MY OWN HOME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CASPER BITCH!!
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LMAO at the profanity!!
The ghost is probably getting a kick out of winding you up
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12/04/2011 06:58 AM
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I live alone, and every fucking night this fucking ghost pulls my blankets off of me and either tosses them on the floor or actually hangs them up on the doors around my house.

Last night the fucking asshole ghost tried smothering me with my bed spread until I was gasping for breath and almost passed out! The thing thinks I'm scared of it, but I cuss the fucker out all the time...I'M NOT LETTING A FUCKING GHOST CHASE ME OUT OF MY HOME!!

How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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Easy. just tell him LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, BITCH!!!!
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I keep being awakened by a famale voice in the middle of the night. It has happened 3 times now. I can't tell what she is saying but it is loud enough to wake me up and it's only one word.
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Good article on the subject.

[link to way-of-the-wild-rose.com]

This is quite common, I do a cleansing ceremony about every 3 months all over the house. Good luck OP.
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12/04/2011 08:04 AM
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Succubus!!
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Don't Succubus sit on your chest and take away your breath?
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12/04/2011 08:16 AM
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Just tell your mom to get out of her fucking basement
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I had a similar situation happen in my house for months. The advice I will give you is this. DO NOT provoke whatever it is. I tried that method and it seemed to increase the activity. When I got angry and viewed and acted maniacal it got to the point of a visual manifestation. I do not take mess so there is no chance it was a hallucination.

As others have said, ask it to leave and sleep with a light on. I went with an old superstition of placing my shoes facing opposite directions by my bed. Apparently, if its a spirit or ghost it will get confused at the sight and leave. I know it sounds wishy washy but it worked for me.

Above all else remember that these entities feed off of negative emotion and energy.
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12/04/2011 08:33 AM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
pray these around your house (inside)
walk around while doing it

Spirit of our God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Most Holy Trinity, descend upon me. Please purify me, mold me, fill me with yourself, and use me. Banish all the forces of evil from me; destroy them, vanquish them so that I can be healthy and do good deeds.

Banish from me all spells, witchcraft, black magic, demonic assignments, malefice, maledictions and the evil eye; diabolic infestations, oppressions, possessions; all that is evil and sinful; jealousy, treachery, envy; all physical, psychological, moral, spiritual and diabolical ailments; as well as all enticing spirits, deaf, dumb, blind, mute and sleeping spirits, new-age spirits, occult spirits, religious spirits, antichrist spirits, and any other spirits of death and darkness.
I command and bid all the powers who molest me—by the power of God Almighty, in the name of Jesus Christ our Savior—to leave me forever, and to be consigned into the everlasting lake of fire, that they may never again touch me or any other creature in the entire world. Amen



In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I stand with the power of the Lord God Almighty to bind Satan and all his evil spirits, demonic forces, satanic powers, principalities, along with all kings and princes of terrors, from the air, water, fire, ground, netherworld, and the evil forces of nature.

I take authority over all demonic assignments and functions of destruction sent against me, and I expose all demonic forces as weakened, defeated enemies of Jesus Christ. I stand with the power of the Lord God Almighty to bind all enemies of Christ present together, all demonic entities under their one and highest authority, and I command these spirits into the abyss to never again return. Their assignments and influences are over.
I arise today with the power of the Lord God Almighty to call forth the heavenly host, the holy angels of God, to surround and protect, and cleanse with God’s holy light all areas vacated by the forces of evil. I ask the Holy Spirit to permeate my mind, heart, body, soul and spirit, creating a hunger and thirst for God’s holy Word, and to fill me with the life and love of my Lord, Jesus Christ.
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In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a female demon appearing in dreams who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.

In modern fictional representations, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress, in contrast to the past where succubi were generally depicted as frightening and demonic.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I live alone, and every fucking night this fucking ghost pulls my blankets off of me and either tosses them on the floor or actually hangs them up on the doors around my house.

Last night the fucking asshole ghost tried smothering me with my bed spread until I was gasping for breath and almost passed out! The thing thinks I'm scared of it, but I cuss the fucker out all the time...I'M NOT LETTING A FUCKING GHOST CHASE ME OUT OF MY HOME!!

How the fuck can I get this asshole ghost out of my home???
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I can't believe this!!! The exact same thing happened to me in the UK while visiting my uncle. The ghost was sort of like Casper and the room would turn freezing cold and more interestingly, I saw it as it was prior to renovations. It was a very old, thatched roof house and my uncle's renovations were the first the house had had, probably ever.

Try sleeping in another bedroom!
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Heh. My sisters and I as children were quite fond of the tricks of 'Old Cyril'—the deceased prior owner, who seemingly held a grudge against us.

But Dad was always sceptical of our stories, until only recently, when this mischievous entity began messing around with his blankets at night. He refuses to sleep in his bedroom now.

Probably the best thing is to ignore this ghost's childish actions as much as possible, and hopefully it will get bored and leave you alone. Swearing at it is not a good idea, as it may be provoked into more violent actions (e.g., giving you a little shove when you're going down the stairs.) Trust me on this!
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[link to www.goarticles.com]

I. Ask the ghost to leave your house. You must use firm voice and be emotionless. Just say what you really want from that ghost and why.

II. You should do some research regarding history of that ghost before attempting to get rid of it. If you find this ghost being unaware of its death, then you can tell how it died in what circumstance. Thus, it may get convinced and move towards the spiritual world.

III. If that ghost has an unfinished task, offer your help in completing that task. Once its job is done, it will leave your house.

IV. You can ask for a help from your deceased family members or friends so that they can take this ghost with them into the spiritual world.

V. Light the bundle of sages, and spread the smoke throughout your house. To enhance the result, you can use some words like "You must leave this place. It is my place now".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034800

A relative of mine from another state told me to use an ouija (sp?) board to get rid of it. I've never used one, and have no clue what to do or ask the ouija board. What do you think of that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107170

I think it is a REALLY bad idea. This may sound crazy.....but, LOVE it! (They hate that) LOL!

hf
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
find a priest in your area and ask him to bless your house
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12/04/2011 10:06 AM
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Re: Fucking poltergeist or ghost or demon or whatever keeps waking me up at night by pulling my blankets off...
Just read lyric or watch video "Abductors"
They come almost every night to me, paralyze me and do abduction on my body.
They pick up valuable fluids from human body.
Government let them to do it.
Check that on the line.





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