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I believe we are living in an insane asylum.

 
JVC
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09/24/2010 01:05 PM
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I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
I believe that many years ago when human were brought to this planet, they are REAL intelligent species. But as time passes, due to the strong gravity of the earth, human slowly became weak. Their appearance begun to changed. They started expressing emotion which the other aliens could not understand.
After some time, the aliens who brought human here finally realized that earth is not suitable for human after all. And so they took the still "normal" humans away from this planet and left rest who are too late to be save or the "insanes" on this planet to eventually die off. However they left a few guardians behind to look after them and monitor their progress. Those guardians eventually too begun to became abnormal. They taught the human about technology. They convinced the humans that they are the creator of them or god and so the human started worshpping them.
Not long after that, those guardians died off, leaving behind insane humans with limited technology and knowledge.
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09/24/2010 01:08 PM
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
Good, another insane "belief." Again, why are we so insane at this point? Please everyone chime in with a belief on this topic, perhaps we could codify it into an absurd labyrinth of vague text and derive from it laws open to interpretations. It couldn't possibly go wrong.
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
Good, another insane "belief." Again, why are we so insane at this point? Please everyone chime in with a belief on this topic, perhaps we could codify it into an absurd labyrinth of vague text and derive from it laws open to interpretations. It couldn't possibly go wrong.
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Hello,

As a breeder i can see the problem is that weare getting too inbred. However thisis the end times so relax . . . itis all over now anyway . . . as Earth (as you can see) has grown old and is failing . . . sheis breaking up just in time . . . for . . . uh . . . The End Times.

". . . and he who has no sword, let him sell
his garment and buy one." according to
Jesus in Luke 22:36
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09/24/2010 01:18 PM
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
theres definitely something in the water
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
I believe that many years ago when human were brought to this planet, they are REAL intelligent species. But as time passes, due to the strong gravity of the earth, human slowly became weak. Their appearance begun to changed. They started expressing emotion which the other aliens could not understand.
After some time, the aliens who brought human here finally realized that earth is not suitable for human after all. And so they took the still "normal" humans away from this planet and left rest who are too late to be save or the "insanes" on this planet to eventually die off. However they left a few guardians behind to look after them and monitor their progress. Those guardians eventually too begun to became abnormal. They taught the human about technology. They convinced the humans that they are the creator of them or god and so the human started worshpping them.
Not long after that, those guardians died off, leaving behind insane humans with limited technology and knowledge.
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Kinda like England sending their criminals to the land down under...lol
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09/24/2010 01:25 PM
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
I believe that many years ago when human were brought to this planet, they are REAL intelligent species. But as time passes, due to the strong gravity of the earth, human slowly became weak. Their appearance begun to changed. They started expressing emotion which the other aliens could not understand.
After some time, the aliens who brought human here finally realized that earth is not suitable for human after all. And so they took the still "normal" humans away from this planet and left rest who are too late to be save or the "insanes" on this planet to eventually die off. However they left a few guardians behind to look after them and monitor their progress. Those guardians eventually too begun to became abnormal. They taught the human about technology. They convinced the humans that they are the creator of them or god and so the human started worshpping them.
Not long after that, those guardians died off, leaving behind insane humans with limited technology and knowledge.
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Its just this site,you know when the world turns from day to night you get the feeling your upside down,lol
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Re: I believe we are living in an insane asylum.
I believe that many years ago when human were brought to this planet, they are REAL intelligent species. But as time passes, due to the strong gravity of the earth, human slowly became weak. Their appearance begun to changed. They started expressing emotion which the other aliens could not understand.
After some time, the aliens who brought human here finally realized that earth is not suitable for human after all. And so they took the still "normal" humans away from this planet and left rest who are too late to be save or the "insanes" on this planet to eventually die off. However they left a few guardians behind to look after them and monitor their progress. Those guardians eventually too begun to became abnormal. They taught the human about technology. They convinced the humans that they are the creator of them or god and so the human started worshpping them.
Not long after that, those guardians died off, leaving behind insane humans with limited technology and knowledge.
 Quoting: JVC 940893

Well, you have snippets of ongoing theories from a few other glpers in that theory.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

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